Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[lanasbottom 23,694]

4 minutes ago, shady said:

 

He produced Patrition by Beyonce, Fashion Killa and other hits on the pop side. It seems like it's going to look like BTD, Diet Mountain Dew first comes to my mind. 

i hope so ENOUGH with the ballads. it’s worthy to note that mike only did minor productional work on partition tho. justin timberlake, timbaland and j-roc did most of it. imagine partition but as a lana piano ballad tho PLS the serve  "est-ce que tu aimes les blue banisters? je veux dire la couleur blue? les banisters? les hommes pensent que les femmes détestent…" 

[clementines 9,868]

1 hour ago, lanasbottom said:

serve but if she goes back to the grey grandma highlights we’re blaming you ok?

NO!!!

[ChaoticLipster 24,539]

1 hour ago, Honeyyoung said:

the way she hired mike dean to make a piano ballad... she probably hired the director of WAP and anaconda to do a video of her walking around the street with her bestie nikki lane and hired Nadia Lee to take a BTS picture of the video and boom album cover

I’m wondering if she even needs a producer at this point, I’m pretty sure she can do it herself and add some piano and job done, then just shoot all the album covers and music videos using her Iphone 7.  

[Honeyyoung 17,090]

7 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

I’m wondering if she even needs a producer at this point, I’m pretty sure she can do it herself and add some piano and job done, then just shoot all the album covers and music videos using her Iphone 7.  

her one-woman era

[Evergreen 8,342]

12 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

I’m wondering if she even needs a producer at this point, I’m pretty sure she can do it herself and add some piano and job done, then just shoot all the album covers and music videos using her Iphone 7.  

Yes, she needs??? Now this is just disrespectful to Lana and the work that she has done.

[YourGirl666 13,231]

I dreamed the next single was called Dolphins and was a cute slow piano ballad with psychodelic summer vibes (like Doin' Time - Piano Version) and the cover was the same car selfie, but with palmtree, sand castle and crab stickers. (I'm not joking, I actually dreamed about this)

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

I remember someone mentioning as a joke that Lana was waiting for Chuck to give birth, so she could record her niece's baby sounds to put in an album and after much thought, it wouldn't be a terrible idea.

 

Imagine a song about rebirth or her soothing her younger self with baby noises in the background?

 

Ex:

 

 

Could be so cute and comforting. I would cry a lot with something like that

[SweetHenny 14,579]

So what's the vynil colour? What's this era's flower? Are we getting Dealer? How many tracks are there on the album? Is this COCC 2.0? UV 2.0? BtD 2.0? Honeymoon 2.0? Is this a real album cover or not? Is it one or two albums actually? Will it have any collabs you think? What is your dream collab? What is your dream cover? What is your dream song for Lana to cover? Are we getting a photoshoot? Are we getting music videos? Is Blue Banisters track 1 or track 12? Is Rick coming back? Is Nicole Nodland coming back? Do you promise Chuck is NOT coming back to shoot the cover? Is Lana getting her revenge? Is Lana pregnant? Did she break up with Clay? Did she dump Jackoff? What is she doing right now? Is she sleeping? How is she? Is she okay? Who is she? What...When...How...Is it... Does it... Are we....Do we... 

[Miss Doing Nothing 1,682]

9 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

I dreamed the next single was called Dolphins and was a cute slow piano ballad with psychodelic summer vibes (like Doin' Time - Piano Version) and the cover was the same car selfie, but with palmtree, sand castle and crab stickers. (I'm not joking, I actually dreamed about this)

I can only dream of this to come true. That would be so her

[shady 3,751]

56 minutes ago, lanasbottom said:

i hope so ENOUGH with the ballads. it’s worthy to note that mike only did minor productional work on partition tho. justin timberlake, timbaland and j-roc did most of it. imagine partition but as a lana piano ballad tho PLS the serve  "est-ce que tu aimes les blue banisters? je veux dire la couleur blue? les banisters? les hommes pensent que les femmes détestent…" 

 

Omg I can't believe that I actually understand the French part. Being forced to learn it in school has actually paid off. 

[Venice Peach 54,289]

I trust Lana's vision so if she hired Mike it must be for something special cause WW (even though the last chorus slaps) could have been made by Gabe. So I have 2 theories:

1- Lana wanted to put out the most personal and emotional songs out first so they have their own time to shine instead of getting lost into the album. (So the type of songs we expected from Mike are yet to be released)

or

2- We are not getting more Mike songs in BB cause his work is for the next album. We know Lana started working on BB with Gabe Simon in October (I think) so maybe she was just finishing BB when she started writing with Mike and WW was a late adition to the album. 

 

Either way I'm so excited cause from what we know so far, Zach Dawes, Gabe Simon and Mike Dean are all involved in this album and in my opinion this is a GREAT lineup of producers. I think the 3 singles were just a preview of what's to came 

[Veinsineon 76,230]

This album literally going to be chemtrails but boring i fear

 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,294]

this thread is painting my banisters blue 

[littleredpartydress 49,852]

Not that it matters but this lowkey going to be so overshadowed if she releases it this summer due to her lack of communication/promo plus Billie/lorde releasing and it coming so quickly off COCC

 

i wouldn’t mind if it doesn’t come until late fall tbh

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

I still find it extremely alien that she even acknowledged cocc's existence tbh. 

[necessary sacrifice 8,865]

38 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

Not that it matters but this lowkey going to be so overshadowed if she releases it this summer due to her lack of communication/promo plus Billie/lorde releasing and it coming so quickly off COCC

 

i wouldn’t mind if it doesn’t come until late fall tbh

That might be her plan. Maybe if she releases when so many others are she hopes to go a little bit under the radar. Though I doubt it’s actually coming this summer. But she could’ve originally intended for it to come out this summer to get less attention.

[Mer 61,213]

47 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

Not that it matters but this lowkey going to be so overshadowed if she releases it this summer due to her lack of communication/promo plus Billie/lorde releasing and it coming so quickly off COCC

 

i wouldn’t mind if it doesn’t come until late fall tbh

 

I hope this doesnt happen tho. It really effected how much I connected to COTCC; because for me it was always a "fall album", so it's release in late-winter kinda made me feel like it was out of place and I felt that sonically and lyrically. I'm still waiting to listen to COTCC "as it was intended" as the summer fades away. 

 

I don't want that to happen to BB/RCS (feeling like I missed out on hearing the record in the season it was intended) just bc she/her team/her label couldn't get their shit together. 

 

Maybe I'm just overly sensitive to that kind of thing, but I literally change my listening habits dramatically based on season. I havent been able to listen to a single Evermore song with full enjoyment (e.g.) since the weather got warmer. 

[salvatore 21,769]

3 hours ago, SweetHenny said:

So what's the vynil colour? What's this era's flower? Are we getting Dealer? How many tracks are there on the album? Is this COCC 2.0? UV 2.0? BtD 2.0? Honeymoon 2.0? Is this a real album cover or not? Is it one or two albums actually? Will it have any collabs you think? What is your dream collab? What is your dream cover? What is your dream song for Lana to cover? Are we getting a photoshoot? Are we getting music videos? Is Blue Banisters track 1 or track 12? Is Rick coming back? Is Nicole Nodland coming back? Do you promise Chuck is NOT coming back to shoot the cover? Is Lana getting her revenge? Is Lana pregnant? Did she break up with Clay? Did she dump Jackoff? What is she doing right now? Is she sleeping? How is she? Is she okay? Who is she? What...When...How...Is it... Does it... Are we....Do we... 

baby breathe.. give in that nothing is happening ever again 

[Evergreen 8,342]

It's summer now and I can't listen to the 3 new songs daily. We need something more upbeat and fun. 

[salvatore 21,769]

6 minutes ago, Mer said:

Maybe I'm just overly sensitive to that kind of thing, but I literally change my listening habits dramatically based on season. I havent been able to listen to a single Evermore song with full enjoyment (e.g.) since the weather got warmer. 

no cause this is so true that is a complete mid-winter horrific depression episode album cotcc in late august will probably be so perfect and striking i am certain