Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

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People genuinely believed that BOZ said DNC was an album trilogy. How can people not pick up on that obvious joke? 

[ultrabanisters 45,003]

i want a new lanaboards theme with these gorgeous visuals personally 

On 12/15/2022 at 2:43 PM, Wait For Life said:

 

 

this was a serve

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I would kill for an ocean boulevard theme 

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31 minutes ago, honeymoonwhore said:

If I remember correctly the lyrics were along the lines of getting married, having children, and being barefeet 

The tradcons are really gona eat that track up i fear 

[DCooper 36,914]

lmao Pitchfork hasn't got the memo, they just posted a picture of Lana on Instagram and said: "Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd is Lana Del Rey’s first album since 2021. Due out March 10, the record is one of our most anticipated releases of the year."

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On 12/15/2022 at 9:43 AM, Wait For Life said:

Omfg we finally got a new theme refresh your pages lipsters 

 

 

I really love this 

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3 minutes ago, DCooper said:

lmao Pitchfork hasn't got the memo, they just posted a picture of Lana on Instagram and said: "Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd is Lana Del Rey’s first album since 2021. Due out March 10, the record is one of our most anticipated releases of the year."

 

Just checked, and its fixed. What's REALLY weird is that either because they are verified, or business associated, it doesn't say "Edited" under the caption like Instagram used to. I remember people wouldn't edit out their spelling mistakes until after the algorithm showed the post, because if they immediately edited it, the algorithm would kill the post .

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11 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

i want a new lanaboards theme with these gorgeous visuals personally 

this was a serve

Oh it eats

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i made a vinyl mockup for the cover i made 

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2 hours ago, Let the Light In said:

We already have DNC as Jack Antoffon albums DYK,NFR,COCC

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On 12/15/2022 at 9:43 AM, Wait For Life said:

Omfg we finally got a new theme refresh your pages lipsters 

 

 

CAN WE HAVE THIS THEME???????

[5Rick 2,925]

I don't think that the delay was due to Miley, honestly. It's clear at this point that neither Lana nor the label care about the number 1. They know Lana will sell anyways, and above all she will be constant with time. They are also aware that crazy people who buy 22937983794 vinyls of the same 16 songs like us exist, so they really don't need that much effort! Not to talk about the Ellie contrast on the same day... I think it was simply because of the vinyl production... again not ready on time. That's it!

 

 

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1 minute ago, tulsa jesus twink said:

i made a vinyl mockup for the cover i made 

This should’ve been the uo variant

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1 minute ago, tulsa jesus twink said:

i made a vinyl mockup for the cover i made 

This fits so well

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The DNC Jacket was a hint that we will have a  Did you know title track remix featuring DNC but Lana mispelled it cus we know how she is...

 

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4 minutes ago, tulsa jesus twink said:

i made a vinyl mockup for the cover i made 

i need it I NEED THAT give it to me now

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3 minutes ago, tulsa jesus twink said:

i made a vinyl mockup for the cover i made 

Omg the blue text fits it PERFECTLY omfg 

Genius

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3 minutes ago, 5Rick said:

I don't think that the delay was due to Miley, honestly. It's clear at this point that neither Lana nor the label care about the number 1. They know Lana will sell anyways, and above all she will be constant with time. They are also aware that crazy people who buy 22937983794 vinyls of the same 16 songs like us exist, so they really don't need that much effort! Not to talk about the Ellie contrast on the same day... I think it was simply because of the vinyl production... again not ready on time. That's it!

 

 

I hope she didn't choose March 24 to destroy Katie Melua

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i need a new single now

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Can't believe she's finally serving a spoken cooking book for us foodies 
The Grants definitely is about a family dinner where Patty burnt the food, so they have to order something.
DYKTTATUOB is actually about Lanz standing in line to get that food and getting lost in her thoughts as she's waiting for her turn.
Sweet is a fabulous, gustatory description of the dessert she ordered.
A&W is about root beer, like, it's obvious.
The Judah Smith Interlude is about the sacramental bread at Churchome. It's actually why she attends there: it's like, the best thing she ever tasted.
Again, Candy Necklace is obvious. It's her favorite jewelry because you can eat it.
The Jon Batiste Interlude tells us how she realized her life wasn't music but food, so she decides to become a chef.
Kintsugi is a side song about the importance of your dish choice when presenting food. She sings about how how she had to repair her favorite plate after she accidentally broke it.
In Fingertips, she talks about the best technique to knead bread.
Paris, Texas is the central recipe of the album: a tex mex coq au vin.
GPSOTSOMFWHDSF is here to remind us about the importance of fresh ingredients: go fish your own salmon, lipsters! 
Let The Light In is a fun song about her fridge, and how light penetrates her soul whenever she opens it.
Margaret is about her favorite pizza: margherita. Simple but efficient, two words to describe her cuisine.
Fishtail teaches us how to prepare a fish. 
Peppers is about seasoning, like, anyone could've guessed that.
Taco Truck is super emotional. It's the follow-up of Bartender. She finally fulfills her dream of serving tacos while being on the road with the truck she bought in the middle of the night. It's a beautiful piece about the freedom and creativity cooking ultimately gives her.