The Bachelorette (for Lana’s Hand)

[prettywhenimhigh 49,384]

add meeeee 

[the ocean 67,601]

@bigspender are you adding your name to the list or are you chris harrison

 

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or is chris harrison adding his name to the list

 

[bigspender 8,368]

3 hours ago, the ocean said:

@bigspender are you adding your name to the list or are you chris harrison

 

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or is chris harrison adding his name to the list

 

i will join 

[plastiscguy 63,438]

[bigspender 8,368]

alright here we go! 

 

had to add a few people in that I see active a lot and/or interact with.

LIMO ARRIVALS

🌹  @The Stargirl Pinky tells Lana he is only here for her. 
🌹 Pinky receives the first impression rose.

 

@the ocean asks Lana what her favorite foods are. 

@Hydroponic Weeds arrives with pennies so they can make wishes together. 

 

@DeadSeaOfMercury brings Lana a box of butterflies. 

@Coney Island King is super nervous when meeting Lana and stumbles on his words. 

 

@BartenderDeco explains to Lana that he drove 900 miles for a shot with her. 

bigspender tells Lana he would love for her to meet his family. 

 

@Elle arrives in a horse and carriage. 

@Surf Noir arrives wearing a tuxedo and scarf. Lana does not hate it. 

 

@lustforlife talks to Lana with a fake accent in order to stand out. 

@Rorman Nockwell tells Lana he would bet they end up together. 

 

@Terrence Loves Me arrives in a full out sloth costume. 

@Glitter Boy tells Lana she is so much better looking in real life. 

 

@lanadelrey tells Lana he is ready to find love. 

@DCooper arrives wearing a stylish tuxedo and Lana is speechless. 

 

@SoftwareUpgrade introduces himself to Lana and shows her his tatoos. 

@Alison by Slowdive arrives with a fake pregnant belly. Lana does not seem thrilled but is mildly into it. 

 

@prettywhenimhigh arrives with pennies so they can make wishes together. 

@PatentLeatherDoOver tells Lana he would not be here if she was not the Bachelorette. 

 

@bff tells Lana she needs to loosen up and gives her a shoulder massage. 

@TrashMagiq arrives with a Juan Pablo is not okay shirt. 

 

@The Siren arrives smiling and greets Lana with a hug. 

 

 

Rose Ceremony

 

Here is a list of the contestants that didnt receive a rose. 

@Lindsay Lohan

 

@Super Movie

 

@palemoonbaby

 

@Thunder

 

@godsmonster

 

@House of Balloons

@Diamantes

 

@Whore of Tropico

 

@bluechemtrails

 

@plastiscguy

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,012]

Because Happiness 

Fly Fly Fly…

[the ocean 67,601]

1 minute ago, bigspender said:

the ocean asks Lana what her favorite foods are. 

 

this is completely true

i mean i’m from the us but my grandparents directly came from southern italy and i lived with them for half my life so far so i have a strong connection to my italian heritage

 

i love food

[bigspender 8,368]

2 minutes ago, bigspender said:

lustforlife talks to Lana with a fake accent in order to stand out. 

no shade but why does this seem accurate

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,012]

1 minute ago, bigspender said:

no shade but why does this seem accurate

[bigspender 8,368]

Week one will be posted when it hits the next page.

 

some of you are going to be verryyy lucky

[house of balloons 12,793]

12 minutes ago, bigspender said:

 

Terrence Loves M arrives in a full out sloth costume. 

[bigspender 8,368]

jk y'all im gonna go ahead and do week one....  

 

 

Group Date

 

the ocean , Elle , Surf Noir , DCooper , TrashMagiq , lanadelrey , BartenderDeco and Terrence Loves M are invited to go on a group date.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  BartenderDeco

 

  Terrence

BartenderDeco tells Lana that a lot of the guys have a problem with Terrence Loves M.

  Elle

 

🌹  Surf

Elle slams a ball into Surf Noir during the group tennis match

  DCooper

Lana is struck by the good looks and caring qualities of DCooper during the group date

  TrashMagiq

TrashMagiq makes Lana laugh several times throughout the date.

  the

the ocean is annoyed that he is not getting any alone time with Lana

  lanadelrey

lanadelrey starts crying because he feels like the process is too stressful.

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Mercury is invited to go on a 1 on 1 date

Mercury and Lana go on a helicopter ride overlooking the city..

[TrashMagiq 58,678]

yas straight era

[the ocean 67,601]

2 minutes ago, bigspender said:

the ocean is invited to go on a group date.

 

ooh fun i wonder how it will go for m-

 

3 minutes ago, bigspender said:

the ocean is annoyed that he is not getting any alone time with Lana

 

ah shit can't even escape my problems in a bachelorette simulator

[palemoonbaby 15,138]

I predicted that I'm not gonna get rose

[house of balloons 12,793]

Just now, palemoonbaby said:

I predicted that I'm not gonna get rose

so, did we get sent home or what?  i dunno nothing about this 

[the ocean 67,601]

6 minutes ago, bigspender said:

  Elle

 

🌹  Surf

Elle slams a ball into Surf Noir during the group tennis match

 

elle that was very rude to @Surf Noir 

[palemoonbaby 15,138]

Just now, House of Balloons said:

so, did we get sent home or what?  i dunno nothing about this 

I didn't watched Bachelorette/Bachelor but yes. We’re going to home

[house of balloons 12,793]

Just now, palemoonbaby said:

I didn't watched Bachelorette/Bachelor but yes. We’re going to home

adios putas 

[the ocean 67,601]

2 minutes ago, the ocean said:

 

elle that was very rude to @Surf Noir 

 

the way elle is gonna win this though

i mean she's the lanaboards admin and she's even called herself "lesbritish"

like i don't see where else this could go