2024 Lipsters Awards - January 18th, 2025

[Paris Hilton 10,254]

@boom like that @Elle @prettywhenimhigh @sparkltrailerheaven @Thats why they call me Dita are here!
Everyone, welcome the first line of nominees debuting a new award category tonight!: BEST SIGNATURE

How does that make you feel?

 Our misunderstood signers arrived.

What would you like to say to those who voted you for 'worst signature ever' @ivory almond @Make me your Dream Life @SalvaWHORE @That Venice Bitch @TrashMagiq (they don't get the vibe....)

[ultrablvd 47,577]

RED CARPET ROWS

 

infamously banned user @lustforlife attempted to enter the ceremony wearing a temu disguise. luckily for tonights nominees, @Elle was quick to use her dupe finding technology to quickly locate and bar the disgusttodeath imposter from entering

 

 

 

[honeymoon is alive 23,297]

Just now, Francesco Carrozzini said:

 

then take her to a nice italian restaurant for the 7th time this week 

we both know…. 

[Francesco Carrozzini 13,719]

Just now, honeymoon is alive said:

we both know…. 

 

Salvatore.... 

[TrashMagiq 59,405]

Giddy up, girls. TrashMagiq has arrived!

[Beautiful Loser 50,430]

Just now, TrashMagiq said:

Giddy up, girls. TrashMagiq has arrived!

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,739]

1 hour ago, jimmyjimmycocoapuff said:

This failed however since @jimmyjimmycocoapuff can still accept the award posthumously. This is what happens when you don't read the fine print, folks!

Plan B…

[Demonmic03 11,784]

Just now, TrashMagiq said:

Giddy up, girls. TrashMagiq has arrived!

absolutly stunning

[Elle 124,029]

13 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

The ladies with the best looks just crashed the red carpet.
What made you pick this profile picture?
@lmdr @That Venice Bitch @Elle @The Sun Also Rises 

 

 

My picture is a memory from the most wonderfully chaotic night of my life! From sobbing on my sofa to then partying with Miss Del Rey herself two hours later.. I had to give it the proper feature it deserves! (even though I truly look terrible considering I did my makeup in the car on the way there, which wasn't the best idea because while gluing on my lashes I got some of the adhesive on my contact lens and my eye was inflamed for 3 days after sgjsgksj idc worth it xx)

 

I'm no insider, but here's ~exclusive behind the scenes photos~ of the making of my profile picture! x

 

[Genesee 6,628]

man this site is fucking funny 

[That Venice Bitch 29,248]

 

In a shocking turn of events, the corpse of Betty White has been spotted with a vile of THE SUBSTANCE… What could this mean? Who is behind this…? Who will be the younger, sexier version of this TV icon..?

 

Oh my god, no it couldn’t be… It’s… ITS…

 

DICK VAN DYKE

 

THAT VENICE BITCH HAS ARRIVED

 

[Cult Leader 5,903]

watching all the wonderful lewksss on the carpet

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,739]

20 minutes left of shift…

[shadesofblue 18,241]

the interviewer from the 8th annual Variety Hitmakers event seen attempting to take away the spotlight from @Paris Hilton  unfortunately her crew can't figure out how to get the attendees in frame!

[TrashMagiq 59,405]

6 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

 Our misunderstood signers arrived.

What would you like to say to those who voted you for 'worst signature ever' @ivory almond @Make me your Dream Life @SalvaWHORE @That Venice Bitch @TrashMagiq (they don't get the vibe....)

 
When I made my signature, I knew I was taking a creative risk and putting myself out there in a way some might not understand. My art is meant to evoke emotion. Some experience a euphoric feeling, some experience discomfort. I accept both sides of the spectrum, that's what I'm here for. I'm honoured to be nominated for worst signature.

[Paris Hilton 10,254]

The nominees for 'Best Taste' ( @Come With Me @Dark Angel @Embach @shadesofblue @Veinsineon) and 'Worst Taste' (@baddisease @barttttender @Lindsay Lohan @Wait For Life) are here!—tensions are rising between the nominees.

Best Taste nominees: Do you think the other group has worse taste than you?
Worst Taste nominees: What would you like to tell those who voted you for 'Worst Taste'? Please look at the camera and try to be as hurtful as possible.

 

The unproblematic icons made it to the carpet!
@Beautiful Loser @Dark Angel @Elle @Embach @shadesofblue
Are you really nice, or are you secretly a serial killer?

 

From the Cook County Department of Corrections in Southern California to the Lanaboards Auditorium! Here are our convicted felons 'rudest members' looking gorgeous:
@barttttender @fl0r1dakil0s @Lindsay Lohan @Wait For Life 
Do you think we’ll ever see you on the other side of this category?

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,739]

1 minute ago, TrashMagiq said:

 
When I made my signature, I knew I was taking a creative risk and putting myself out there in a way some might not understand. My art is meant to evoke emotion. Some experience a euphoric feeling, some experience discomfort. I accept both sides of the spectrum, that's what I'm here for. I'm honoured to be nominated for worst signature.

Picasso could never!

[Lake Placid 3,498]

I have arrived and am not greatful grapefruit after being snubbed 2 years in a row.

[venice biotch 8,215]

14 minutes ago, TrashMagiq said:

Giddy up, girls. TrashMagiq has arrived!

is that a hworse or a huge bed bug?! luv it

[Beautiful Loser 50,430]

1 minute ago, Paris Hilton said:

The unproblematic icons made it to the carpet!
@Beautiful Loser @Dark Angel @Elle @Embach @shadesofblue
Are you really nice, or are you secretly a serial killer?

TMI maybe but my brothers and I have all realized non of us get truly angry and it’s probably our dad would get so angry so often, there was no space for us to show anger as well. So, yes? Maybe?