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dnc... thats a name i haven't heard in a while...

this photo being posted yesterday.. AW showing AW=American Whore American Whore has 13 letters……. ITS COMING THIS FRIDAY THE 13TH CONFIRMED

us trying to keep this thread alive for the next 2 months after we’ve discussed all the new info from @Kintsugi

i just want more pretty pictures … MORE!! more pretty pictures and pretty videos because i like watching pretty lana do pretty things low key i think she doesn’t trust any magazine to interview her especially after her fuck you complex thing before chemtrails was released so i think she’s just given up on that

Lana when she drops LDR9 and track 12 is You Know the Addy - Question for the Culture part II

I’m actually terrified of Lana telling me to fuck off or that ‘I’m not a fan’ even though those exchanges are Iconic I’d feel devasted and in tears to be on the receiving end given how much I have loved and adored her for a decade. I seriously hope she doesn’t read Lanaboards cause she’d be deeply offended by some discussions here.

i personally think she loved watching our conversation about her feet and foot fetishes and how they might relate to ocean blvd

lana removed someone for telling her to release yes to heaven, as she fucking should. it’s one of the top comments with almost 200 likes she’s doing her own thing and doesn’t need a bunch of tiktok mfs telling her what to release, especially since it’s unrelated to her new album. (btw this isn’t fake i checked his following and honeymoon is not on there lol)

as arduous as the lack of content this album cycle so far has been, this is literally the smoothest things have gone as a fan in a lana era since Honeymoon. no fake dates, no album title changes, no leaks of the lead single (though it was close), no controversy, no singles a year before the album release

"this is the experience of an American whore, and Jim takes me down he's a fire eater..."

when the page count goes from 691 to 916, but it's just another gate, only two days have passed, and more silence/no tracklist

More like A&W, aka three letters, aka three days!! WAIT THAT IS THIS FRIDAY LMAO

New infos I got from a very reliable source: We did it guys

The question she ended up asking

especially on a post dedicated to the late daniel johnston... i bet she gets annoying ass comments like these all the time because i just have this impression that a lot of her fans, especially on social media, are just very obnoxious

This might be an unpopular opinion but i think A&W is a much better title than American Whore

none

literally us in this thread

lana needs to start blocking annoying fans again

when those slutty trap beats start playing 5 mins into American Whore

with my head in my hands thinking of a simpler time ..

not you saying “whore” is slang term for “woman” like ik what you mean but… a slang term for “woman” would be like “gal” or someshit. not a misogynistic slur which has been used to dehumanise women for years… IDM women reclaiming it but pls "woman" is not interchangeable w "whore" or "bitch" etc

Or Jenny Jenny jumped into the pool She was swimming with nikki lane

Universal C*nt

i'm still having PTSD from whoever posted a fake screenshot from apple music suggesting that american whore was going to be the next single

i just woke up, only 3 pages in 7 hours?? we're in the trenches

if i see another tracklist that has waist deep in icy waves in it im going to go insane

Honestly she shouldn’t have opened her acc that often. For a while after she closed ldr and switched to hm the comment section was beautiful, thoughtful and actually related to the posts and Lana was interacting happily too. I especially loved it when she wrote personal stuff in long paragraphs and fans would read and comprehend and reply, really showed the bonding.

She even started that letter with "What can I say!" She has nothing else to say about it

the day is the 9th of march. the clock is ticking down. you glance down at your phone, its 10:38pm. you're bravely anticipating the hot release of the decade (namely 'Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd') by singer/songwriter/legend lanita del rey. you're nervous as all the information we have is the icon cuntsugi spill from a few months ago as a bead of sweat rolls down your forehead. without hesitation, you jump on lanaboards dot cum to see the excitement over the releases from other timezones and see spoiler tags which you narrowly avoid as you want the album to be a shock from the start. you close your laptop and decide to play the best album of all time (ultraviolence) to pass the time until midnight. you have an entire play through of the album and you check your phone again; the time is now 11:59pm. the bead of sweat evolves into a flow of skittish yet excitable energy. you suddenly jump up and get ready to go for a walk as you do with all lanita delay releases first listens. you put your coat on to brave the cold march night in your suburban homestead. your arm gets caught on your sleeve and the urgent desperation sets in. the clock has hit midnight as your coat falls on your back. its out. you rush outside as to not miss the once in a lifetime event. you take your phone out of your pocket and navigate your numb fingers over the touchscreen to spotify, where a pop-up extends it's welcome to you, and advertises the brand new release. a smile erupts across your face as you click the link. the extenuation of excitement has now pumped through every crevice of your body as lanitas stunning face greets you on the cool toned, almost subdued album cover. you realise the moment is finally here after over a year of waiting and your fingers hover over the first track, 'The Grants'. they suddenly lower as you take a deep breath. you are suddenly met with the roar of a full orchestra, your entire senses overwhelmed as the 30 second orchestral instrumental intro passes its way through your ear canal and into your brain membranes, creating new neuron paths due to the sheer beauty. the track falls silent at the 30 second mark. you stop in your tracks, wondering what she will do next. as if from nowhere, lanitas sultry voice greets you for the first time, and the words pass her lips into your headphones... boom like that the end

Blue Banisters Blue Jeans Blue Velvet Doin' Time Summertime (The Gershwin Version) Summertime Sadness Summer Wine Summer Bummer Love Love song Groupie Love Sad Girl Your Girl Cinnamon Girl Stargirl Interlude similarity in titles is certainly one thing she's NOT worried about

Venice Bitch American Whore International Slut Global C*nt Galactic Hoe Universal Pussy (feat. Tommy Genesis & Cupcakke)

patty when she hears lana made another song dragging her for filth also i love how rob is always out fishing but never seems to take patty

lana del rey after wearing a jacket with "DNC" and saying she would reveal the meaning in the future

Kintsugi: she sampled a fan favorite yall: Brite Lites! ☺️ Kintsugi: no..an asbolute fan favorite yall: oh put me in a movie!! 😍 Kintsugi: no please listen to me, an absolute fan favorite !! ABSOLUTE fan favorite! Like the fan favorite of all fan favorites ever ! yall: Sounds like pawn shop blues! 🥰 kintsugi: I..no... yall: Gramma🙈

Even they were like “paying for a Halsey record? hell nah”.

you posting that:

first Venice Bitch then American Whore then International Slut or what

Random and off topic but I never realised how alike Lana and Chuck actually looked until I saw this photo... their faces are soo similar (almost like they're sisters)

that is also so funny because lana was like “no” and then that girl still went on like omg i would’ve shut up right away, even though her question was harmless that was brave she shut lana DOWN 😭😭

when DNC is an acronym for LDRX

the thing about sales is that stans are the only ones who care about it and make it a competition. everyone’s gonna be mass streaming her album and fighting miley stans on march 10, meanwhile lana will be writing poetry in her backyard oblivious to anything that’s going on. she’s already a multimillionaire set for life she could not care any less about that shit

I think she truly wanted to just surprise release this album digitally and her label said no. So she had to announce it early with a single for sales reasons but her intention is once again to just release the album and that's it. This rollout feels way better just cause we didn't have 6 months early singles and fake dates but I don't expect any huge promotion or LFL levels of content. I still think a second single and MV are the bare minimum tho so I think we'll get that at least

can't wait for the sample to be "spin me round, kiss me in your chevrolet"

also the grants is giving white dress of dyktattoo

What a quick thinker

speaking of rob and patty.. this specific moment lives permanently in my mind curious about what "the grants" will consist of and how her family feels about it

No joke this just started playing at the end of my cardio session lemme summon him chile

LFL’s original concept.

deadass you have to opportunity to ask lana any question about her music and this is what you come up with