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Yesterday, I was looking up Neil Krug's portfolio for other artists and I LOVE his photoshoots for Bat For Lashes, they give me Southern Gothic vibes and I NEED these vibes for The Right Person Will Stay!!!

🚨 Our first positive mention of the album from another (reliable) insider on ATRL: "you all when you listen to this beautiful album you will forgive her"

Song is boring and long, but that’s just my opinion. Cute vocals tho

Rob coming to shut down BOZ

The Right Person Will Stay - Pre-Release Thread (OUT: May 21st, 2025):

I followed them and found you there in your garden hands lifted up to god honey dripping from your thighs you are who the morning gets up for and you are what makes the sun so tired it has to lie down for the night

Album pre-order is not being prepared yet.

This is the type of photos a soldier in the 1940s would keep in his locket during battle to remind him what he's fighting for

2 million likes in just a few hours on a post with no caption, no release date in sight, teasing a song she posted a snippet of 14 months ago. She really is that girl

I’m so BORED!!!!!! I can’t fucking stand this release thread anymore. I can’t even shitpost anymore, this is so unfunny. I’m all for letting Lana take her time, but cancel the album if it isn’t happening, the unprofessionalism is insane. Also fuck twitter insiders, insiders in general. The Nowelstalgia needs to stop too. It’s been discussed to death, and it ain’t ever gonna happen. This is unhinged but I woke up mad as hell today, and reading these last few pages is driving me up the wall.

This is the first time I’ve slept in super late in awhile (literally 3pm dkfjdks oops), and Lana actually does something while I’m asleep I recall last album cycle, news seemed to come whenever I was napping… I guess this is a sign that my sleepy era needs to return

You know a song is a smash if insiders hate it!!!! SO FUCKING HYPE Opened my phone for the first time all day to this news is the best thing to ever do!

come on henry dont hide.......

here to put out this hot thread reminder to not burn garbage/recycling. this thread needs a fire ban. think about the environment.

People are tweeting the girl, asking if she asked Lana about the album. She said no because Lana was so sweet and kind, and she wanted to be respectful. I totally understand her—if I had met Lana, I don’t think I would’ve dared to ask either.

over 300 pages of pure anxiety over an album that'd been renamed, possibly scrapped, and with a picsart album cover welcome back rock candy sweet

So many people on Instagram are saying that she looks so different and unrecognizable (even one guy said that he misses when Lana filled her lips)...but like WHERE? HOW? This is THE classic Lana style, in a way that this was the style what made her famous. I instantly recognized the Burning Desire vibes from that photo. Although, it does feel like it has been so long since she used that red lipstick full on glam style...

Pantene basically told us the same thing that BOZ just posted: "Henry, Come On" doesn't quite make sense as a lead single (remember Pantene saying that it's like picking "Change" as the lead of Lust for Life?), but Lana always releases singles that are quite uncommercial ("The Grants", "Venice Bitch", "hope is a dangerous thing", the "Blue Banisters" triplets etc.) and deep-cut album tracks almost always end up being far more successful streaming-wise and/or going viral ("Cinnamon Girl", "Margaret", "Let the Light In", "Paris, Texas", "Happiness is a butterfly", "Dealer", "Art Deco" etc.), lol. This song obviously means a lot to her, and Lana always does her own thing, so why not? Let her cook. If anything, it'll make me even more curious about the sound of the rest of the songs, given that this one apparently is one of the most stripped-back tracks of the album. Besides, I think that the snippet has a gorgeous melody, so bring it on.

i mean henry fuck off

there’s some fun songs, I haven’t heard all the tracks yet so there’s hope I guess.

I haven’t listened to the Henry snippet since Lana announced it as the lead, but this morning I woke up and had the “last call hey yall” melody in my head and had to listen and omg. Long and boring, disposable snoozefest, sirens on a budget, whatever negative description is given to this song I truly don’t give a FUCK. Lana and guitar are a match made in heaven and my fellow Nectar of the Gods, Unidentified flying bill, Earthquake fans are about to EAT!!!!

Yosemite is my favorite guitar song ever. Nectar Of The Gods is amazing as well and very haunting. Most of the May Jailer and Lizzy Grant era guitar songs are beautiful as well. This song is going to be incredible either way. Clear vocal production, memorable guitar melody, I also love the lyrics I've heard so far from the snippet, they're playful. Also, longer song might indicate that there might be a bridge or pre-choruses/post-choruses!

i need to see more of this photoshoot woah she looks so dreamy

Let's just dream for a moment I CAN’T WAIT

I just want a Lana Del Rey album, not a Joni Mitchell/Patsy Cline/Joan Baez/whoever-else-she's-emulating album. It does not feel authentic, even though critics would probs view it as her most authentic work yet. And when I say that I don't mean that I want BTD/UV 2.0 or whatever. I actually think Ocean Blvd felt very authentic to her artistry and had what parts of Blue Banisters and COCC lacked.

thinking about how this time last year we were hoping for henry/lasso at coachella and we're still exactly where we started but with a different album title

AHAHA

Lana’s response was rude and that’s that. The girl had such nice things to say about JEREMY too so honestly Lana should’ve just let it fucking be, there’s been so many rumors that’s he’s abrasive in public or doesn’t let her speak with fans and this would've refuted that lol. lana herself has told the world she shops at Ralph’s so I don’t think the privacy thing is thattt big a deal. Now she’s getting reddit speculating that she’s pregnant or relapsed with drinking and is embarrassed about it

She saw the girl calling her man handsome and stood on business

OMG THIS SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY, THE FIRST LANA SIGHTING OF 2025! AND SHE LOOKS CUTE, SHE HAS GLASSES! AND HER HAIR! It's definitely getting darker but light I think makes her hair look a bit ginger!!!

Hi RIP ivory almond, Hope you're keeping well and enjoying the run up to Spring! Here in the UK it feels like we've been due some sun for quite some time now, and we're finally getting it - I hope the weather is similarly pleasant for you down there in the grave! I'm writing to you today to ask if it would be possible for you to remove the attached post. I would like to make it clear that nobody has pointed this post out to me - I came across it independently. With that in mind, there is no need to point fingers. My reason for asking is that I am sure many of us find the content of the attached post disturbing. I, myself, am currently battling some pretty severe bouts of nausea and have recently developed quite a sensitive stomach; when I came across the attached post, I was instantly overcome with a feeling of sickness. I am keenly aware that many of our LanaBoards colleagues have their own struggles, particularly with mental health; my concern is that your suggestion - one which would not be unusual to Mrs Lana Del Dufrene, and one which she would likely be endeared to should she ever come across it, potentially making it a reality - may worsen symptoms of depression and anxiety in our colleagues, due entirely to its disturbing nature. I am sure you created your post as a joke. But let me be clear: this is no laughing matter. Throughout her career, Lana has included sounds of her vape crackling, her voice mails, conversations with her friends and other extraneous soundbites in her music - I would not put it past her to also include something as intimate and, frankly, unsettling as you suggested. Heed my words: do not encourage her any more than she needs to be. Thank you for your time and attention today. Please feel free to get in touch if you have any questions or concerns you would like to share. Warm regards, daphnedinkley (Head of Wellbeing and Co-Chair of Protection of the Sanctity of Art Deco)

This is just cruel at this point

I was also thinking that a lot of Lana’s “first singles” don’t tend to be the “lead single” in a way or the most memorable track. LFL love vs lust for life. NFR mariners apt complex vs VB COTCC let me love you like a woman vs COTCC or even white dress (I know the latter was not a lead or first singles) Ocean Blvd DYKTIATUOB vs A&W i guess my point is Henry may be slow and “boring” but it doesn’t dictate the next single and/or the entire album.

its over kinda

he also said Let The Light In sounded just like Religion and that Kintsugi was the worst track so I quite literally can’t think of anyone who’s opinion I care less about lmao

Lana Del Rey will release The Right Person Will Stay on CD, vinyl, cassette and digital platforms.

You don't really have to be nostradamus to know this...

Pantene said the secret project would blow fans minds and was music related. Sorry but I really don't think there's a chance it's a remix album with a fan or the Vogue diary vlog or The Abyss song like others have guessed. It's most likely an unreleased album, AKA official release or an original project unconceivable to us. Whatever it was seems to be shelved for now.

Nevermind, no mv

I’m happy Neil is back!!!

here she is! you're welcome <3

Soon

Girl, you’ve been promising false album dates for years so taste your own medicine Tbh, I feel so sorry for the girl. She was told not to post about her items