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She’s doubling those sales scam queen

Reasons Why the Sample Could Be Disco: a) she posted a video with disco in it a while ago (2017) .... she also did that with cherry blossom, and cherry blossom was eventually released. disco could be another one of her favorite tracks that she's made, and she's already shared it in one form, so it's possible she'll want to release it or sample it because she loves it b) there's also the "made me feel like a god" line in white dress which is similar to "i am my only god", another (smaller, perhaps coincidental) callback to disco d) lana posted on honeymoon with the caption "#IJustDon'tCareeeeeee" which is a line from disco (also the only line that she sung in the 2017 video... it could be her favorite line! if she samples a lyric or the melody it could be that one) c) kaiman kazazian (who styled her!! and did the illustrations) posted part of an old video of lizzy singing disco (this one) to her story the same day lana made her "U can take ‘em out of the trailer park but…." post e) she was going through old photos, posted a photo of her in a scarface sweatshirt, etc etc all around the same time as her trailer park girl post in september. these are all very ~lizzy grant~ activities and if she WAS filming something around that time and it WAS related to disco/the song she samples disco in... it makes sense that she'd revisit her lizzy days! f) she posted the ASCAP news clipping from the lizzy show where she met ben, which is just a nice little memory, but she didn't post anything for BTD 10th anniversary so like i don't think she's good at remembering anniversaries unless they're on her mind and why was this one in particular on her mind? because she was revisiting old shows and lizzy things!!!!!!! to prepare for releasing a song that samples disco/releasing disco!!! you may be saying, but honeybadger, there's no writers credited for disco! and to that i say lana could've very well written that song all by herself, just as she did with many of her laptop demos and songs around that time, and therefore doesn't need to credit anybody for the writing whether she's sampling lyrics, melody, etc. i don't think she would have to credit anybody besides herself and now i am done.

slaying dragons by the sea. and then flying to the moon again

both FJM and SYML mentioned in the same post we are just so blind

American Whore this Friday the 13th really would change the course of the whole year

People on this site when Lana posts her family

not me seeing a gay porn gif first thing in the morning classic lanaboards

me on March 9

🐉 = chinese new year = starts january 22 = NEW SINGLE COMING JANUARY 22 WE WON

this is so us on march 10th when we’re sweet and bare feet

Good morning, @Kintsugi

i didn't even realize that she posted about SYML back in april

I guess I was ahead of my time with my username considering American Wh*re

Okay, so I was on the Instagram of a friend (maybe sister-in-law) of Lana named Sveta, and she posted this picture an hour ago: Caption: "Favorite photo I've ever taken" So I went to look at the rest of Instagram and there was this second one: Caption (attention here): 👻📹 Comments: Lana: Scary Sisters Chuck: Thorpy Sisters Now I'm claiming a very clip along the lines of Chemtrails! I may be traveling a lot. It's clear that Chuck's shirt is "Hawaii", but the highlighted letters are A&W. This cannot go unnoticed.

The Grants (6:26) out tomorrow!

okay what we’re not gonna do is drag Daniel Johnston in here leave that genius alone

New post Funny because a user posted this photo in the Random Lana Discussion thread recently Lana's lurking?

the recycle bin on lana's laptop when she dragged the tunnel.mp4 file into it

The switch up from the LanaBoards people... When this picture surfaced everyone was like "oh wow cute" and now that someone brings up that this could hypothetically be for a music video/visual everyone's like:

Yeah we've had enough info, now we need actual content from Lana. I want a new single but a MV from the title track or the tracklist would be enough for me at this point

Does anyone remember the 🐉🌊🚀 emojis? What tf did they ever mean?

60 days and 12 hours for us US girlies.

speaking of that i still think lana’s reaction to LFL leak was even funnier because it only leaked like, 24 hours before it started being released worldwide by timezone. it was barely even a leak at that point lmao it was Wednesday morning 😭😭

when finally it is our moment to hear the last track of the album, and she starts singing the first words...

He just listened to the album

Trippin Up Slowly ft. Trippy Lane

i mean practically every album leaks at some point but let's hope it's a LFL situation where it leaks a day before rather than something like charli's XCX World (which leaked while being recorded) or arca's Kick I (which leaked before it was even announced)

ur brokeback mountain era omg

her taylor swift era im so tired

I hope not...this whole look is bad like sorry Lana but why the pigtails with the big scrunchies? The cropped flannel clashing with the striped polo underneath? This outfit makes me think of the thing Chuck said about Lana having the weirdest fashion sense lol

59 days and 12 hours! if it comes out at midnight

going on lanaboards out of all places while on lsd is WILD lmaoo imagine someone posts scat

patty IS her mother, over the past few years it seems like lana has made it clear that she doesn't like her

the caption "familia" is giving me duolingo lessons realness so it might be connected to the alleged duolingo shade

how is this not album-related? she posted visuals for The Grants

Now why did I think this guy was dead

I thought the photo was real considering this photo

ban worthy

it only took like 5 hours but i’m finally up to date, if you see me liking posts from 70 pages ago mind your own business

Those Lana stans would be a bit off...by about 90 years lol

she looks so cute and happy she’s also been posting fairly regularly, every few days or so, so i have some faith something album-related will happen soon she’s practicing consistency

guys she just posted that to align her IG feed so that every row has a full three pictures because tomorrow she’s gonna post one of those big 9-photos-in-1 grids of the second single cover, which will be coming out on Wednesday

Is that grandpa behind him?

If that look is for a music video I’m k*lling myself I’m sorry y’all I can’t do that . I cannot do that. That look is not it at all

god tiktok ruined the music industry

It’s too early in the morning for this

As much as I love Sky and her music, something is off here. Other artists do someone else's job all the time and they don't complained in public. If they don't do something it takes longer for things to be released especially when it's a big label like Capitol. There's no excuse. Lana and Gaga made music videos using their phones. Sky can pick up her phone and film a few music videos by herself. At this point Sky's music career is dead so she should get more into modeling and acting. She's not budging or even trying to work with Capitol. Just give them a few pop songs for crying out loud. Maybe someday they will pay to have Trent Reznor produce her album like they did with Halsey. I use to believe Capitol were the problem but when you start reading and doing the math, something isn't adding up. I don't believe Capitol is purposely trying to sabotage Sky's career so other record companies won't sign her. She's not the second coming of Mimi. Halsey isn't all that great and I can't stand her but she cooperates with Capitol, does a few silly TikToks, makes a few pop songs and in return they invests in her music and videos and lets her do what she wants. It's how it's suppose to work when you have a label investing money into your career. I mean if you look at the rosters of artists Capitol has, they have some legendary artists in there like Paul Mccartney, Abba, Babyface, Neil Diemond etc. Then you have the other artists like Sam Smith and Troye doing well. Other artists that aren't so well know but have music that is released and videos being back up by Capitol. Queen Naija just released her new video a few days ago. This is their artists in case anyone is curious https://www.capitolrecords.com/artists/#/ The one who seems to have a big problem is Sky and she's the only one I see so far with no new album in 9 - 10 years. Something has to give when people who have worked with her like Charli, Primal Scream and Shirley Manson won't touch the "free sky" movement. Not even people who were in similar situations like Sky won't go near it like Jojo and Raye. No matter how many times those "free sky" people post the same things under their photos. You still don't see any of these people reposting or sharing it. Something is going on because things aren't adding up.

I want to be fully surprised but I'm drawn to this thread