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steve jobs in 2007:

i got fucking diarrhea and a panic attack in the middle of Ocean Blvd and I’ve never felt so humbled shitting in a festival toilet coffin while singing Ocean Blvd and Arcadia I also went to the medical tent for Video Games and there was this girl who was crying and it all felt so iconic and like a new core memory other that that, slay

She’ll sing sweet home Alabama in Alabama but not Salvatore in Italy her mind continues to confuse me lol

Guys SHE WAS PERFECT OMG 😭😭 literally her best vocals in years, she did an outfit change and was actually on time!! Everyone was requesting Salvatore but she didn’t sing it she seemed so happy to be there tho and everyone was singing so loudly ❤️ I also said hi to Chuck!!

I am once again reminding you all that Ocean Blvd was almost a surprise release/announcement (the single actually was) cause she wasn't teasing the album at all leading up to the announcement. The last "official" news we had were a CN snippet back in August and she suddenly announced the announcement () less than a week before the preorder. There's so many signs pointing to the album actually coming this year (studio version snippets, her straight up saying it, confirming it to Elle some weeks ago...). The fact that she included Tough and she is releasing it as a single (allegedly) confirms even more than the album is done, cause according to that insider she was considering its inclusion in the record back in February... and guess what... it's in there so the tracklist and album are done and being pressed right now The only counter argument is that vague and confusing interview which was probably about the sound and genre of the record and it sounded more like "it's done and it is what it is, we'll see" than "I scrapped it and started from scratch"

oh, beautiful take https://www.instagram.com/p/C7zn__TvOrS/

Goodmorning only to people who judge the album fairly because they know we’ll be getting all the remixes they would rather hear anyway

We’re here ❤️

She probably doesn’t know what to say about lasso because she announced her country album and then a week later worked with Quavo it’s possible the Quavo song LFL’d the album a bit so now she doesn’t know how to talk about it (and let’s be real she’s never been good at describing her albums)

Okay I’m just on the bus back and need to leave this somewhere, this is my first Lana Concert and I’m still flashed. I was so nervous and afraid because people were saying the idays venue is shit unorganized and sound isn’t good there. I was fine with being far in squished the back somewhere and just hardly seeing the screen. And yes it was unorganized as hell, but omg the sound was so good, my friend and I actually had a really good spot on a hump somewhere in the middle and where standing a bit higher. The stage was so big holy shhhh. i immediately cried when she came on. Loooo. Vocals slayed. Outfits slayed. Behive slayed. Considering the weird organization: during the grants there where people selling beer and water going around with a blinking light on their head and he stopped right in front of me which was really irritating and kinda disrespectful? But still, it was such a beautiful show, far better than I imagined, the vibe was amazing, she was amazing, I’m going to cry once I’m back in the hotel realizing the concert is just over.

When Lana enters with Salvatore

Neil Krug has always celebrated UV's birthdays by sharing photo outtakes on Instagram, so we will definitely get something special for the 10th anniversary, since the album means a lot to Neil as well. At best, maybe he will drop the book!

the way the whole tracklist goes from partying TO existental thoughts BACK to partying but this time acknowleging it as a cope mechanism BACK to being introspective... and then the whole story circles back again from 365 to 360 with the interpolation but also both the titles representing basically a loop... this album is a fucking masterpiece and no one can tell me otherwise!!!!!!!! BRAT ALBUM OF THE MILLENIUM!!!!!!!!!!

isaac newton when she invented gravity:

Guys oh my god all the anxiety is coming to me… I’ve already cried two times this morning 😭😭 last time I’ve seen Lana was six years ago

It’s happening in 3 days

i wonder what is she busy with since she cant add any new songs to the setlist or change her outfit lol? what happend to those cute dresses she posted on her story a few weeks ago😭

try 15

girl?

Why is all this sympathy a fucking knife?

When it’s Loved You Then and Now the world will be fully healed

When she releases the 10 year anniversary edition with several outtakes and Madly blows up on TikTok and goes number 1 for 17 weeks and gets a music video and inspires Lana to do an entire album in the vein of Madly and we get Ultraviolence 2.0 and she wins SOTY for Dragonslayer and her team realises how much potential there is in her releasing her unreleased music so they officially release AKA along with several mixtapes of pre-BTD scraps and then also drops a Honeymoon 10 year anniversary edition in 2025 followed up by the Lust for Life 10 year anniversary edition in 2027 and we finally get Roses Bloom For You in studio quality yupppp yuppppppp

they all eating brat cover up omg..

Goddamn, I do not get anyone's disappointment over this record. It's one of her absolute best, imo. Sympathy is a knife, Talk talk, Everything is romantic, Rewind, Apple, Mean girls, 365 are absolute bliss. It's also her most mature record from content to production. Did people really only hear "club album!" in the promo cycle and not "conversational, introspective, minimalist pop, 3-4 sounds" etc? The boiler room set is fun, but it's just that....a DJ set. I would've been disappointed if the album was exactly what we heard there. Plus the actual songs are more successful than a lot of the Boiler Room mixes to me.

brazilian twitter is going CRAZY over brat. memes took over even the biggest brands over here (uber, burger king, beverage brands, tv networks…); everyone is posting brat memes, green edits, talking about charli. she’s been trending on twitter like crazy. its like a fever dream, never imagined to witness something like this and she deserves it so much. we brazilian angels go WILD alwayssss

her big beehive looks so much better tonight for some reason I cannot explain! Absolutely a SERVE I am so obsessed with this hairstyle on her !!!!! LIKE WOWOW

double album double album double album

im so jealous of everyone lana in milan just sounds like heaven. stay hydrated !!!!

Omg the piano on mean girls is fun why does nobody wanna have fun these days

there's no way an insider would sign off by name

I still think when she said she don’t know where’s lasso going she meant the genre, like is it going country, folk, or alternative… that’s why she didn’t even know how to describe the album’s genre and said “more melodic and more like American song book style”, I totally believe it’s finished, or why would she even film tough’s MV

oh wow I’ve seen a couple videos and the vocals were vocalling!!

If she really doesn’t sing Salvatore it’s kinda ridiculous at this point

Anyone who doesn't like it doesn't understand that she perfectly captured the "Bloghouse" era you all like to call Indie sleaze. It's so La Roux, Boys Like Girls, MGMT, Gossip. Especially girl your so confusing. I feel like I'm in an American apparel in 2007.

while we still have to wait for the anniversary of the album, we can already celebrate the anniversary of UV single today

lets stream in the magnum opus ft sam smith while we wait for june 7th!

if she doesn't release them they'll leak anyway so does she wanna make good buck or not? your choice charli

Mean girls just pissed me off…tbh I’ve had enough of AG for a while, and I never thought I’d say that as a fan of PC Music since the soundcloud days. His production is just starting to get stale and he’s gone TOO far adding that nasty plinky piano to a Charli club album. Next album I want George and Easyfun alone

walking to the entrance rn and for a second I thought I heard her soundchecking cruel world but I was definitely hallucinating after an 8 hour bus ride lmfao OK SHES ACTUALLY SOUNDCHECKING IT’S VIDEO GAMES RN

since some of yall need to be reminded

oh ma gawdddddd holy shit u guys that was so good just got out of the listening party i can’t believe yall tasteless 🚬s kinda scared me into thinking this album wasn’t THE MOMENT THAT IT FUCKING IS like shiiiiiiiii i was dancing my ass off in the record store

ughh can’t believe how perfect the show was, she seemed so happy and her vocals were insanee, she did so much small adlibbing and different inflections which I absolutely love and SHE POLE DANCED?? IN FRONT OF MY EYES?? how can I process that ?? I’m not italian so I didn’t realllly give a fuck about salvatore also idk why but out of everything hope hologram was what broke me like l started crying out of nowhere and it wasn’t even her on stage but I can’t explain the emotions I felt in that moment…..

The brat cover is iconic and i hope the haters finally see the vision, this era would not be the same without it! welcome to being an intellectual

should we do a little key shall we have a little line

can't wait to listen to this while driving around on gta6

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This friday

I heard in an alternative universe she will deliver a fully fleshed out Salvatore performance

pre order in 3 days☺️☺️ let's manifest