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Who are these streets and birdies who tell you things, guys? Because here, birdies only sh*t on my clothes

Streets, birds and french husbands but never Lana herself

It’s been the ‘perfect’ time for her to release all year and it’s still so silent. Before Coachella we thought it was coming (and her team trolled us hard with the western themed chat). Then it was the perfect time after Fenway because was taking 2 months off. Now she has these three shows in August and then there’s nothing after that, so hopefully THIS time will be the right time. Finish these shows out and end Q3 with a single and then album early Q4

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hit the streets, city beat, i know what you want

I would actually die for her to release the album after a short preorder without any singles in the rollout, just imagining listening to a new Lana album front to back with each track being a surprise gives me chills.

The Waffle House thing came off way more as a spontaneous moment of fun than an unusual bid for attention to me. And yes there are aspects of it that I'm sure she enjoys but she seems very selective of what events to attend. I wouldn't consider extravagant aspects of her shows having anything to do with a desire for attention. She's an artist and of course cares deeply about her creative expression. A big through-line in her writing is the negative aspect of fame and she hardly promotes her own work. She's made it clear that she wants to live as simple and normal of a life as she can.

Little birdie has told me that something big will happen soon (trust me)

Guys, she’s obviously just waiting for mercury retrograde to be over. Let her cook

I was hoping for a Honeymoon type rollout. The delusional side of me says there’s still time for that if she announces soon. I really don’t want a November or December release, though, it’s such an odd time to release an album imo

I think she cares a great deal about her career, about potentially squandering any sort of buildup she's achieved, about continuing to have access to the stage--which she calls home. That Leo moon doesn't let go easily. Whether some or more Americans under 40 now recognize her name, she probably cares not at all.

brave to assume she cares tbh bc lana:

Either something is really brewing, ready to drop soon or there’s a private group of people here who laugh at trolling us hard

soon

Let's have a prediction game: if Lasso is a title track - how long it will be and which number track it is? My bet is 3:24 and track 2. The title is so short that it feels like a short track but I feel like the album will have a huge grand opener ("The Mirror" maybe or something else), so the title track will be number 2.

That same bird, moments before, flew headfirst into my freshly polished glass sliding doors so I’m not sure we can trust it on account of the brain damage

This word is traumatic for me personally. This and the rocket emoji 🚀

This is cryptic but I like it

Share your own personal delusional Lana theories! Share your reasoning if you'd like btw. You might be either onto something or on something, who knows? I'll start first: Some songs from Ultraviolence like Brooklyn Baby, Guns and Roses, and Florida Kilos were written during the Lizzy era and have unleaked concept idea demos with reused lyrics and melodies, similarly to Methamphetamines & Old Money. . Songs like Axl Rose Husband, Elvis, Pin Up Galore, Trash Magic, Waimea, and other Lizzy era songs/ AKA outtakes have their own MVs that remain lost/unleaked because Lana had the habit to delete MVs a couple of minutes after being uploaded.

po…. p-p- pola…...

I want a single and video before the album, an album trailer, and normal capitalization of song titles

Lately I've been feeling nostalgic for the COCC/BB days. Here's my fake tracklist Lasso 1. Lasso 2. Fine China 3. All my Best to Smile 4. The 8 5. In God's Time 6. Morricone Interlude 7. Blue Suede Shoes 8. Crossroads & Afterthoughts 9. Los Cactus 10. Pawn Shop Blues 11. Liz I'm Calling from California* 12. Henry Come On 13. Jesus 14. Take Me Home Country Roads Deluxe 15. Sunkissed 16. Destiny 17. Nots Untied * I'll never forget you Your Girl 666's version

if she doesn't say anything by a couple weeks after her last shows scheduled, i fear we won't get lasso until next year either way it doesn't seem like we'll be getting it in september atp. We're about halfway through august and she's been completely silent. i think later in the year like fall/winter is still possible though

wow 5 delulu theories rolled into one!

I'm all for a mix of lengths, I'm obviously respecting all of her choices although I wouldn't want an album where every track is 3 minutes or shorter (the album would be too short) but I wouldn't want an album where every track is like over 7 minutes as well (the album would be too long). I'm all for an album where the majority are like 4 to 6 minutes then handful of tracks which are ~3 minutes then also handful of tracks which are longer than 6 minutes.

I actually think it'll be closer to 5 minutes, perhaps 4:47. I see it in the middle, sandwiched between a few simpler tracks, country bops. I picture it being more of a ballad, or a Fingertips type song that isn't formulaic, has an unpredictable melody. It'll be the only wordy song on the album, as she said in interviews that she wants to write simpler, american songbook esque.

I like to compare what other artists are doing at the moment to give me an idea of when things could happen. Many artists are having a short prerelease era (like 5-6 weeks prior to the album): Shawn, Finneas, Billie earlier this year, even Jesse Rutherford. So, if she does release the lead and preorder in early September, an October or early November release isn’t out of the question at all. After US thanksgiving, not impossible but labels are a bit meh because of Mariah season. My bets are for the single to be out after her last Ocean Blvd shows, for an Oct 11 or 25 release for Lasso (I didn’t see a « big name » attached yet to those dates). But if by October we heard nothing, Im not getting any hopes for a release before 2025

this song finally getting the recognition it deserves US stans wake up and vote

She's in an interesting position because she clearly dislikes present-day fame and actively tries to avoid the pitfalls of it, while caring deeply about her lasting legacy.

Her public profile is so high right now—especially after the acclaimed concerts and the Tough single—some average Americans under 40 years old actually recognize her name now--it would be a waste of all this buildup for her to release nothing until next year.

She has a few shows at the end of the month, right? Maybe she will close the Ocean Blvd era out with these shows and then start LDR10 early September

She's always reworking old songs every album cicle. Like, just look at this: BTD: Diet Mountain Dew, Hundred Dollar Bill... (honestly, I feel like a lot of the outtakes and released songs fit in this category to some extent) PD: Yayo, Drive (not sure on this one), the scrapped deluxe tracks Tropico/UV: Hollywood, I Don't Wanna Go, Elvis, Melacholia, Money & Power, Black Beauty, Methamphetamines, Guns N Roses, Driving in Cars With Boys, Ave Maria, I Talk to Jesus, Prom Song... HM: I Can Fly, Axl Rose Husband, Beautiful People, Say Yes To Heaven, Your Girl (unconfirmed), Wild One LFL: Fine China, Say Yes to Heaven, HM California. NFR: Valley of the Dolls, Best American Record, California COCC: Pink Champaigne, Wanderlust, Yosemite, Dark But Just a Game, For Free, Dealer BB: Valley of the Dolls, Fine China, the UV trio that got released + Thunder, If You Lie Down With Me, Dealer, Black Bathing Suit, Loved You Then and Now, I Can Fly, Wild One OB: Jimmy, title track, Fingertips, Taco Truck

recently like a couple hours ago

Has Lana followed photographer Amelia Kring for a while now or did it happened recently?

Oh Courtney Love about to lose it

Split this into its own topic and added the poster & link to vote to the OP! Some additional information: The public fan voting will be open for a little over a week from now until Friday, August 23rd at 11:59 p.m. ET. Votes cast on Turbo Tuesday, August 20th, from midnight to 11:59 p.m. ET, will count twice, equaling a maximum of two votes per day per category. The Awards will take place at the Grand Old Opry House in Nashville, Tennessee on September 26th and will be broadcast live on NBC and Peacock. A red carpet pre-show, Live From E!: People’s Choice Country Awards will begin at 6 p.m. ET/PT on E!

To record a cover of this smash club classic of course!

I will vote every day because this is one of my favorite covers of hers.

"maybe one more remix and then ?" YIPEE!!

https://pcca.votenow.nbc.com/all/the-cover-song-of-2024

I’ve been an October truther for months now, but I can also see it coming in November. We know there was a date set (September 20th) but we were also told the album wasn’t done and would likely be delayed (I forget what twitter insider said it but hotshot2am confirmed their reliability). She also told Elle in May she wanted to release it this year, so I will cling onto hope as long as possible

Kill that bird immediately

Ugh.. I once wrote this whole ass essay in my phone notes about how “Dragonslayer” is about Lana being cheated on by her boyfriend and how it ties into all the other Ultraviolence songs….. and then I deleted all the notes on my phone by accident.

So could that be a sign of lasso or an upcoming project ? 😭

she'll get completely overshadowed by the election if she releases in november/december- if this doesn't release september or at the latest early october, i think we're looking at a February release. maybe she doesn't rly care tho so i'll be wrong as long as this DOES get released, i'll be happy, no matter the date.

and the french husband too to be safe

an insider bird on the street's french husband JUST told me that Lasso is never coming!! jimmyjimmycocoapuff EXCLUSIVE read all about it!

the way she would be able to sell out not just arenas but STADIUMS doing a true romance tour to hear Take My Hand -> Stay Away live i would bust then die

anyone think lana will be at the pop up shop in london?

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