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this sounds like someone hit the 'generate fake lasso info' button

Every week is a possible single release week now

Lasso is scheduled or expected to be released in February 2025 alongside the secret project Lana talked about that's why she went blonde

This post is giving me « collage of all insiders we got so far this era ». We’re gonna be so disappointed when there isn’t that « secret project »

I'm afraid this is getting closer to being true than we'd like to admit...

Babe, that's been the final line the entire time...

She could literally say it’s coming October 2025 and I would still feel relieved lol. I just need a date and confirmation

Oh my sweet summer child…

To be honest, she doesn't release singles on Fridays anymore. I think during Ocean Blvd era, A&W and The Grants were released on Tuesdays ("especially on Tuesdays" LFL trailer reference omfg? ) and the title track was released on Wednesday. So that could mean that the single could drop any day. Also some examples: Tough was released on Wednesday, triple singles from BB were released on Thursday and Arcadia on Wednesday. COTCC single on Monday, Mariners on Wednesday, Venice on Tuesday, Hope Dangerous Thing on Wednesday. Wednesday seems to be the "most popular" release day for her lately to be honest.

Anyways now that the buzz from my pitcher of vodka cranberries is wearing off, I will say, I am by no means a staunch supporter of this current administration - in fact, I agreed with many critics in the past on matters such as the Afghanistan withdrawal, sending huge amounts of money to Iran (by unfreezing assets), and their lack of a true plan for the future of healthcare. But when my absentee ballot finally arrives (my home state sends them only 29 days before the election), I will be voting for Harris, because I believe all of the above is less disastrous than a second Trump Presidency - one where he does not have to worry about re-election. I don't even necessarily consider myself a Democrat - I strongly believe that big government is not always the answer, and that some level of privatization is beneficial. But I am unmoving on issues such as abortion, gay, trans rights and other liberties for minorities. That is not an area where I ever want to have to "debate" anyone on, and I won't apologize for my strong beliefs on those matters - and again, while a Harris/Walz admin won't be perfect, it is by FAR the better viable option.

15 more fridays until new year, so if we divide it into 2, we’re getting a single the next 7 weeks = a month and a half, so 1st of November

I'm always a bit scared when it comes to "unexpected female collaboration" because male collabs fit generally better with her in my opinion

It looks like Jinn has also visited our Mexican friends on Telegram. This has been appearing on FB since yesterday... https://www.facebook.com/share/p/tzgPrHN9HSFqgSbX/

if 365 easyfun isn't on the album i'm unstanning after 11 years

I'd take 2099 over 1999 any day #MyTruth

$110 USD hoodie that says "north amica" oh lord

When she she collaborates with Lacoste and does campaign in the Lasso era

The way you just know brat is one of her best albums when you hear all these remixes and deluxe tracks but still never get bored of listening to the OG songs from start to finish

The statement saying that it didn’t “align with Catholic healing principles” how the hell is religiously sponsored healthcare even legal?

This silence is so tiring, rn even announcement that the single is coming in December would be satisfying

I just want a cohesive album with a strong theme like AKA and HM

Knowing Lana she could also release them the same day, maybe in December

Why is everyone suddenly an insider?💀

We’re down bad bad.

since she said the two singles were planned for the end of the year i think we're looking at late october/early december dates.

Guys I feel like there’s a 50% chance the first single could come next Friday BECAUSE loadsss of insiders on twitter said “Lasso 9.20” at the beginning of the year so: 1. That means that was the original date for the album, and maybe she’s releasing the single on that day instead or maybe nothing. 2. That is the lead single date! Just completely theoretical but I think there’s a possible chance!

this made me generate a fake ass track list from chatgpt im claiming Midnight Rodeo, Whiskey Dreams and Ghost town romance

There are so many but the first one that comes into my mind is Get Free, as others have said the link to NFR is iconic. And even putting the tie to NFR aside, the seagulls, the waves and the heavenly sound was such a beautiful way to end the whole album

When Text Book 2.0 is the secret project

The first single better be released next week

Lust For Life: “They say only the good die young” ⬇️ Old Money: “The kids were young and pretty” // “My father’s love was always strong” ⬇️ Dealer: “Please don’t try my father either” Hangin’ Around ➡️ Queen Of The Gas Station

Taking pics of people in front of their house is weird a f girl can never escape these paparazzis even in some random town in Louisiana. she prob thought she’d be safe from people taking pics

She’s had a concept of a plan since 2017 and it shows

a thread for this already exists it’s the Katy Perry one? can mods merge them please

like why is no one employing rick nowels anymore omfg. i need her in the studio with someone good

america capitalising on healthcare is a big reason

I'm sure that by then it would be delayed as well, if she said that it comes out in Oct 2025

It really is a list of the fake info we got from the fake insiders lol

This Friday had loads of new singles, but next week seems quieter at the moment… (is there even a « big » LP coming out, except for the train wreck that is Katy’s flopback? ) So, a single from Lasso could happen I guess, but I’m not even as optimistic as you when it comes to the odds of it happening next Friday (I don’t think I get higher than 25% right now )

Venice Bitch: Signing off bang bang, kiss kiss ⬇️ Out With a Bang: Happy like a twister over Oklahoma ⬇️ Blue Banisters: A place I don't remember, Oklahoma // Summer comes, winter goes, spring I skip ⬇️ Yosemite: Winter to spring, spring back to fall Lust for Life to Dealer

this is soooo nasty

jeremy doing a couple survivors in between defending their relationship to think we won’t catch on

sunday (2005) [3:35] - an acoustic track, featuring the same sound, production, and quality as the rest of the may jailer songs, with only fingerpicked acoustic guitar, and lana's voice, lyrical content is introspective and abstract, similar to songs like more mountains, in wendy, and move, fans are shocked to hear another may jailer track, which leads to speculation that more sirens outtakes could exist, and that "sunday" was ultimately intended for sirens, but for some reason, wasn't included mermaid parade (2007) [5:56] - a surf noir track, possibly intended for AKA, and produced by steven mertens, featuring a very similar sound to trash magic (demo 2), roller derby, and mermaid motel (demo), very tropical and "surf noir" instrumentally, with lyrical content similar to mermaid motel, very americana, with mentions of many lizzy grant tropes, such as palm trees, the ocean, and coney island, it becomes an instant hit with lizzy grant stans and goes #1 on the lizzy grant hot 100 trailer park meth (2008) [2:16] - an acoustic laptop demo, featuring lots of white noise, and haunting vocal layering and melodies, similar to yayo (laptop demo), and disco (version 2), lyrical content features many lizzy grant tropes, such as trailer parks, drugs, and jim, some fans appreciate the deliciously dark subject matter, and gritty, dreary sound, while some fans are worried tiktok will discover the song and deem it problematic and promoting methamphetamine use, metadata suggests it was recorded on december 21, 2008, at 7:01pm dairy queen (2010) [1:49] - a laptop demo, featuring minimal white noise, with her vocal style similar to meth love, greenwich acid, and heartshaped chevrolet, the lyrics are kitschy, sweet, and very classically lizzy grant, it ultimately goes unnoticed by the majority of fans, but is adored by hardcore lizzy grant lovers calabasas (2011) [4:01] - a pop song, intended for born to die, features a sound similar to paradise, serial killer, and gangsta boy, lana's vocals are very girly and exaggerated, and she mentions many of her tropes at the time, such as chateau marmont, cherry pie, and the mafia, it's a hit among fans who can appreciate her pop songs, it is speculated to actually be a writer's demo intended for demi lovato, who chose to release "made in the USA" instead mother mary (2012) [5:00] - a dark, gothic track, intended for paradise, it fits right in with songs like body electric and gods and monsters, with the lyricism touching on themes such as religion, troubled, dramatic, romance, and dancing in pale moonlight, it's an instant favorite among fans, and the leak thread for it reached 45 pages, a voice memo is hinted to exist dracula (2013) [4:40] - another dark, gothic track, intended for tropico/ultraviolence, it's similar to mother mary, yet is slightly lighter in sound, feeling reminiscent of tracks like nectar of the gods, earthquakes, and dragonslayer, lyrically, it's all over the place, with references to vampires, brighton beach, peach daiquiris, dolce and gabbana, and taking a trip to japan, many fans love it, while some criticize it for being so random and disjointed lyrically, insiders tease different mixes and demos, yet they will not leak for another 5 years french riviera (2014) [5:13] - a breezy, soft track, intended for honeymoon, it is instrumentally quite minimal, and almost feels ambient music, lyrically, it's quite uplifting, describing lana and her lover taking a trip to the french riviera, some fans appreciate it for how pleasant, relaxing, and soothing it is, while some others find it mind-numbingly boring color me in blue (2016) [1:59] - a concept demo, intended for lust for life, and later for NFR! it's very similar to valley of the dolls, featuring a haunting string instrumental, and lana's vocals, the lyrical content isn't too intriguing, just a simple song talking about love, emotions, and california, when the song's title was first revealed, fans believed it would be a concept demo for NFR, but it is not, when it leaked, some fans appreciated it's similarity to valley of the dolls, while some found it boring, a fake insider started a rumor that a final version exists, a rumor which never completely dies out, because people keep bringing it up and speculating on it

HELP ME

INSIDERS JUST REVEALED THAT THE ALBUM IS COUNTRY GENRE AND CALLED "LASSO" HOLY SHIT

WE NEED GOLDEN VINYL FOR LASSO!

Ask the alligators by the airboat for tea atp

SHE SHARED TWO NEW STUDIO SNIPPETS ON INSTAGRAM: FIRST SNIPPET SONG IS A BALLAD! SECOND SNIPPET SONG IS A BOP SONG WITH BEATS! AND THEY'RE GOOD, I LOVE THE VOCALS ON THE FIRST SNIPPET!

believe it or not, these pictures were taken right after Jeremy found out that illegal aliens AREN'T being given transitioning surgeries in prison, that's why he looks so shocked