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all of the insiders be like so yeah, its going to be something new, unexpected, beautiful. oh yeah, it's also going to have lyrics on it and some visuals. the singer is lana del rey and she was working with somebody

Maybe I'm in the minority but BOZ made it sound like it's really unhinged and I really, really hope it is. I'll take unhinged over boring or repetitive any day of the week. I LOVE unhinged

this thread in a nutshell

on Mike Deans Spotify About Page, it says "Dean has described himself as "the finisher" for his ability to collaborate and expand on the work of other producers and artists, bringing a shared vision to life" maybe Dean is helping bring Lana's unhinged vision to life, didn't she say she wanted Jack to go crazier or wilder ? ?

Everything we've gotten from BoZ so far reads like a word problem on a math test that's like "You're at a train station going 34 miles north from where you currently are. If the train goes at a speed of 60 miles per hour, how many oranges are there per bag?"

How is anyone already disappointed? We don’t even know anything concrete about the album yet

"It's not even about the sound of the album" ok so SHUT UP and stop with the hieroglyphics

She's really a hard woman to keep track of

may i just add some more confirmation on the "two albums" theory, when i asked my mum if dealer was on the tracklist (BB) she said she doesn't see it on this album but she's feeling it will be on another album (bare in mind this was back when we thought RCS was now Blue Banisters) maybe the other album she was talking about was Rock Candy Sweet... which is harboring Dealer confirmed, case closed ladies

As someone else said awhile ago, the problem with Jack is that he works with many of her contemporaries and it dilutes her unique sound and vision. I mean, he's okay and he might be able to play 55 different Fisher-Price quality instruments but his work isn't particularly original or outstanding. Lana is more cinematic and pushing boundaries and experimenting 'n' shit. He's more a "look I came up with these 5 chords on my Fisher-Price keyboard, let's make a song out of them and everyone will think I'm genius, teehee" type of dude. Hopefully, the fact that she's working with some other producers means that she recognises this and is ready for something new

us when it's not catholic psychedelic synth folk

we were all so happy yesterday

Waiting for someone to make a fake "leaked" tracklist with the Interscope logo on it to add to the realness That's how you know it's almost album time

i would die if she did horror, that's everything i could ever want from her, i would die so hard i'd be dead

Mike Dean just confirmed he's working with Lana in a livestream!

not to be dramatic or anything but i will hang myself it it's a country album with nikki lane

Billie’s new album gives me such Chemtrails vibes from the singles out... But she clearly doesn’t have Lana’s voice to backup so minimal production lol As of BB... the whole BoZ confusing post made so fucking tired. I need to step back a bit from this project and the madness of prerelease. Every two hours I circle from excitement to disappointment. Everything is confusing as fuck and we have nothing solid about the direction of the album. Until further confirmation, I might take a short break from here, Until she posts something again. I love you all, but my sanity commands it lol.

Maybe this is Lana's horror album, as a metaphor for the way she's felt throughout the past decade from the media's treatment of her. Mike Dean's solo albums have a lot of 80s horror synth vibes, and she captioned that Bodega Bae picture "waiting for the birds to attack." It would be something unexpected and new for her. She starts with Blue Banisters which sounds like a classic emotional Lana song before everything falls apart as her banisters remain unpainted, another blow in a long string of false hope that she's experienced navigating the industry.

"[RCS is] a lyric Anyway I've been getting sent the weirdest theories asking if they are correct so I'm just gonna say that it's not even really about the sound of the album and don't be negative about this release. It's just something unexpected, but personally I'm kinda here for it! Trust the process and hope for the best, cheers." - BOZ Now I'm really curious... Maybe a musical like some people said, or a visual album?

The "problem" isn't Jack, nor their collaboration per se - NFR is one of her most acclaimed albums ever and I personally really loved it. It's the fact that their "chemistry" seems to be such a one-track pony. All of the fire seemingly went into NFR and now all they do seems to be pale, oversimplified comfort-zone songs without depth. Lana likes to surround herself with yes-men and that isn't too god for her work on the long-run. Rick Nowels is a great producer, but look what happened on LFL. Same goes for Jack and CoCC. She just needs a different kind of input to try and do something new again. NFR was great because it was a fresh "clash of minds", their first collab, just like UV was great because it was a product of a tension-loaded, newly formed professional relationship between Lana and Auerbach. She's a great singer and a great writer, but like anyone else, she's not immune to becoming lazy when she gets too comfortable. Just yesterday I heard a playlist which randomly featured her "Summertime" cover - and was blown away by it, although it's definitly not THE peak of her career. Still, itis much more exciting than anything on CoCC

MIKE MF DEAN JUST CONFIRMED HES COOKING SOMETHING UP WITH LANA SHOULD I UPLOAD THE CLIP TO YOUTUBE ?????

i guess there's nothing for us to talk about, like the album(s) and those things

someone that's recognized by lana on social media should dm her, maybe she will respond, like who are those random people she always calls out when she goes live? can they be useful for a change

Clip from the livestream where Mike Dean mentions working with Lana - Host: Are you working with Lana Del Rey? Mike: I'm working on a little something with her, yeah. Host: Yeah? So anything like that you want to talk about with that or new music before we get into art? Mike: I mean Lana I can't really talk about yet, you know I don't really talk about things before they happen. Host: Respect. Mike: We're working on something you know but we haven't finished anything. Host: Respect. Mike: You all have at least one new album.

I'm so here for the uncertainty around this project. The fact that this is happening right after we just got an album is amazing so I really don't mind the mystery and the vague descriptions, it's so exciting! Chemtrails is a classy masterpiece that will have no trouble standing the test of time. She's clearly in no creative slump so I am more than willing to trust the process and eagerly anticipate whatever it is that she's bringing us next.

boz has the impressive talent of talking much but saying nothing

I think it’s so funny that in a span of 5 days, Lana announces an album after already announcing one with a different title, a producer reposts that announcement, insiders reveal their access to songs on said album, insiders characterize said album as “super unexpected” and disclose info, fans theorize things based on said info, insiders deny all theories based on their info, thus refuting any leads fans had on this album, the rumoured producer then confirms his involvement with Lana, but then possibly suggests that it’s not for the album pertaining to Lana’s announcement, which he reposted....and we’re all just living for it!

Lana performing it live on SNL. Stops at the end pulls a Sinead O Connor and pulls out a photo of Lady Gaga and rips it “Fight The Real Enemy” proceeds to sing So Legit

wait- what if theres a song called Qftc and shes singing the whole text from the qftc or she namedrops more people

didn't they describe white dress as "squeaking" and that lmlylaw sounds like fine china? literally the two weirdest descriptions you could give to these songs, i don't trust whatever they have to say about this album unless they plan on giving us some cold hard facts instead of vague, misleading opinions...

"trust the process"

What did he say? She whispers through all her songs, uses the same three chords and has blonde hair? Lol

I love how we just decided that there r two albums coming. Lets manifest ladies

Go stream Chemtrails the album is screaming for help...

It’s also fair to point out she seems A LOT more into RCS/BB than she did COTCC. She already has the lead single video shot and she told a fan on livestream she was excited for us to hear it. When she announced COTCC she was 3 months away from even shooting the lead single and every interview she did, she talked about Chemtrails being work, not being up to her standards, etc. I really don’t think this album is going to have a super long delay, unless something happens BTS and they don’t want her to release the album yet for whatever reason

maybe the majority of the album will be in greek, and every song will be about greek mythology, a beautifully evocative album with harps, wind chimes, and luscious synthesizers we won

"don't be negative" makes it seem like she's gonna do something that'll turn a lot of fans off her la friends, sister and brother are gonna have features aren't they

? ???Just announcing we don’t have any more news today ????

I think BoZ just specified that “rock candy sweet” is now only a lyric on the album and that the ALBUM itself is unexpected and that he’s here for it.

lets be honest its gonna come out in 2022 and its gonna be a 10 track folk album with 4 Nokia feats. For some reason it always turns out to be the worst scenario

ben reading this like

shes gonna get the text from articles dragging her and use them as the lyrics to every song

Him saying that we shouldn’t be negative about this release is even more suspicious does he mean that we might not like it ?

I definitely don't believe two albums are coming, now THAT is crazy talk. but I'm actually looking forward to this album immensely!!!! one for the records I am SURE of it.

Here's what I was able to transcribe. The very last line he said wasn't super clear, but it sounded like he said "at least one new album" At least one? Could that mean.. more than one?

there's only 500 pages on this thread and half of those we spent being delusional and being a mess

Happy 500 pages on this thread. I’m so happy I joined this shit show, my mental health is better and I love you all for making me smile all day.

my bet is that the album will start with the born to die strings and end with her saying "that's all i am. an inner indecisiveness that is as wide and as wavering as the ocean. this is my story, and nobody can tell it but me. I'm staying, no one's going anywhere." while the instrumental of FMWUTTT is playing

Me DMing Mike Dean and Lana's LA friends to see if they know anything

yes to Rock Candy Banisters out August 32nd