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remember that feeling we all felt when we noticed Lana used autotune on TJF and then we all realized how she used it artistically instead of trying to make herself sound "better" than she actually does like typical artists use it? i hope we get moments like that on this record. just the genius of using weird fucking things for absolutely no reason other than artistic vision

BOZ: "I really don't have an updated date for this so it might be still coming on July 4th... but it might as well not have any new date yet that's why nothing is being changed. Just be prepared for every scenerio."

Please Lana save us from Ed Sheeran and his disease ridden music that never goes away

CAN SHE AT LEAST RELEASE AMERICAN STANDARDS AND CLASSICS ON JULY 4TH IF WE ARENT GETTING WHATEVER THE FUCK IT’S CALLED NOW?????

you know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold

I just want to roll like thunder

lana del rey releasing her revenge album on the fourth of july would be extremely iconic and everything lana del rey does is extremely iconic, see how it's adding up?

i swear to god all those stupid ass locals meeting lana irl every week and not a single one of them has enough brain capacity to ask her for album news ???

The album is allegedly coming out on 7/4. 7+4=11. There were 11 songs on Lana’s last record. Lana’s last record was her 7th record. 7/11 is a place that Lana was spotted at on July 28, 2020. 2 is a factor of 8, and when you divide the two numbers together, you are left with 4. We took the numbers 2 & 8 from July 28th, but we didn’t do anything to July, so we are left with...July 4th! The math is mathing ❤️ Album out July 4th ❤️

actually if you think about it it doesn't make sense for people to still be doubting july 4th because its definitively happening realistically

When Thunder is released on July 4th on what is normally a crazy hot summer holiday with bbq parties in the backyard, chickens running barefeet, etc.:

if she keeps her revenge in any longer she might just develop kidney stones. let it out mama, be healed. release. appease.

But I‘m just a modern day gay man with a weak constitution… depending on a white hetero dude called BoZ

Some of y’all should really just “unstan” already and get it over with

Lana is established and iconic enough to not worry too much about streams and sales anymore. Her fan base is massive and she's going for a legacy long beyond her lifetime, not immediate success on the pop charts. She is going to be fine. I am so grateful that she cares way more about creating timeless art than keeping up with current trends. People can complain all they want about her recent music being "boring" but quick reactions like that are irrelevant in the long run, Chemtrails and the three new singles we've gotten are beautiful art that will age very well and be regarded as important moments in her creative output.

Did you forget what she wore the night before the mall dress?

baptizing all u hoes who don't believe on the 4th it's cvmin quick

is lana even real

I need someone who finally will fix my weather vane

Arguing is one of my favorite sports, but even I have to agree that it's becoming tiring. We're arguing about the same things over and over again without any new insight. Let's keep our vibrations high and accept what Lana has to offer. If it's not enough, go listen to other artists. There are plenty out there. Having the same discussion every week is useless

This is exactly what she did for Lust for Life. She didn’t finish writing/recording the record until June 9th 2017 (and then the final mixes/masters likely weren’t done until a few weeks later) and then she had a digital release on July 21st with vinyls not shipping until September 29th. And not that it matters to the art itself, but she still got a #1 in the UK and on the Billboard US chart, which is an extra perk for the label and her commercial success! So I would love a similar situation this time around

us on july 4th PLEASE

I’m not so crazy over her new songs (except for BB for now)… but hearing today’s new releases from Ed Sheeran, Doja Cat etc… guys… sorry but their songs are so bad actually. They can’t even compare to Lana’s weakest songs and that’s on that. You guys should appreciate that.

98k isnt weak for LDR for an album with minimal promo barring few interviews and 2 videos... Katy sold at 50k Dua at 66k. LFL 108k Norman sold 104k with the wildest promo and hype 98k is GREAT for a slow mood album like chem with 0 bangers.

WOW HOLY SHIT Pre ORDUh something is definitely happening today, having a very cool and fun and urban and strong feeling !!! RISE UP FIGHTers

When you come back to the thread expecting some news but there's just discussions about Tik Tok kids and colons... Lana (or BOZ or Eclipse lol) please spill something

My friend in Taylorland says physicals were available for order on release day for folklore and evermore, but they didn't ship for months. So the music did not have to be sent to production prior to the release, and all those physical orders were still factored into charts on day one. Doesn't this solve the issue of "due to Lana's unique need for physicals in order to chart, there can be no surprise digital-only release"? Therefore: Global digital release July 4. Full vinyl/CD selection available for pre-order on July 4. #1 chart debut. Vinyls ship in time for Halloween. She's free to keep writing, recording, adding, and deleting all-new songs up until midnight on the 3rd.

really hope she removed all of the jack songs so he can recycle them for taylor swift, generous queen

I’m getting Lana tattooed rn to manifest a good album. Wish me luck

The way I sobered up four beers into happy hour after reading BOZ’s commentary

I wish the pre order would crash in

OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING YUSUF GETTING THAT PROMO

here's the deal, what i can promise is i'll lie down like a bed of wildflowers -- you know what, maybe what BOZ meant with the "i can't believe she's doing this" is that she's doing a digital only release (at least for now and physicals will follow later this year) july 4th - the day the USA started writing their story, the day her story drops on streaming services yup, post notifications are ON bitch

One week and we don't even know if the alboom is even cumming <3 Being Lana's stan is special.

also pls pray 4 me and manifest with all ur power that serene queen follows wildflower wildfire on the album, i desperately need it for personal reasons

Me having absolutely no clue what's going on in this thread--but it seems deep and very intelligent.

announcement today, I don't make the rules

I understand we're all just a tad too unhealthily obsessed w lana here but... yeah.... this is starting to feel slightly cruel all these fake dates

Last August didn’t BOZ say he couldn’t see any reason why COTCC wouldn’t come on Sept 5th? Maybe it was someone else, but I’m pretty sure someone said that, idk. But then it didn’t come anyway. So just because this album seems ready for July 4th, it doesn’t necessarily mean Lana will release it then. But I’m all here for being delusional and imagining it will be a surprise drop.

he might as well have said NOTHING.

it would serve if she made a trailer like lfl for this album and instead recited a fierce monologue about getting her revenge

i think some people forget that her debut single (and the song that brought her to the mainstream) was video games, a slow, almost dreamy ballad mostly comprised of piano & strings, some of the material from cotcc had more life & energy, yet video games was very popular and it's one of most well-known songs, people may not have any interest in slow acoustic songs, but that doesn't mean she should stop making the kind of music she loves because people may not care about it, she's aiming for more than mainstream tiktok hits, which i think is great, and i do believe her music will stand the test of time

She needs a better PR team. And someone to actually proofread her statements before she goes off. There was 0 damage control post QFTC.. She derailed her image with poor phrasing, although her intentions were right. Taylor was cancelled from 2016-2019. But the GP LOVES her now. Because Taylor kept promoting LGBTQ equality or endorsing new upcoming artists or trying to be very political. Lana will recover. Slowly but surely. She just needs to do some PR stunts.

it's friday she has to post something right? RIGHT????

lana del rey invented music

Try 69

I feel like if there was a preorder it would have gone up by now, idk my senses are telling me it's just going to drop on the 4th

Lana stealing 4th of July's Thunder