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I actually only liked the post because of Mer's IBS anecdote I currently take no stance on this, especially since I still haven't been able to go through this thread so I'm actually completely unsure of wtf is even happening LOL. Ya heard it here first x It's okay, we're both lesbian hosts of utter hellholes (The Ellen Show & LanaBoards.com) x

Alright, I've just awoken a little bit ago, and I see some unfortunate chaos happening involving leaks and off-topic posts. Here's another courteous reminder for leak season: Requesting links to leaks or any information on how to find leaks will result in a Warning Point and a Moderator Queue until the album release day If I find out you are directing messaging people asking for leaks, you will be given a WP, MQ, and your DM privileges will be permanently revoked Posting links leaks will result in an immediate, permanent ban Giving hints about where to find leaks will result in a WP & MQ and your post will be edited Please use spoilers when discussing thoughts you have gained by listening to a leak. This includes lyrics, description of the song, and overall thoughts Please keep all off-topic discussion in the Random Conversation Thread or other more appropriate threads *Frantically gets notes ready to record the training video for our new moderator to be onboarded today*

Hi everyone! I'm so excited to announce that @Niko Dealergo has joined our Moderator Team! Especially during such a chaotic time in the Blue Banisters Pre-Release where I'll be out of town until the 17th, he is going to be such a great help on our team. I am so appreciative for his readiness & willingness! So please, everyone give a warm welcome to the newest addition to the ModSquad!

cleansing the thread

When the thread was at war, we just kept dancing

BYE- not people already complaining and saying this and that was ruined by listening to 2 awful quality acapella snippets

elle walking into this thread with a warning point pizza

11 days till the announcement of her next album girlies!!

irritable banisters syndrome

It made me convert to veganism ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Also guys, if you could PLEASE help me and the other mods out by sending in Reports for people who are asking for links, giving hints on where to find leaks, posting spoilers without spoiler tags, etc. I unfortunately have a super busy day today as tomorrow is my birthday and then I'm going out of town from Wednesday - Sunday so I'm trying to finish all of my work for my actual job today, and I won't have as much time to mod the site as I would like. (Seriously, this is the worst timing.) This will really help us all out in quickly being able to give WPs & MQs for those who are asking/sharing leak information and to add spoiler tags to those who have forgotten to use them (we don't warn for no spoiler tags, but we will go in and add them into posts where they're needed) I know you guys don't want to snitch, but I'm asking very kindly to please help us out with this especially since we'll have a new moderator joining us today! Thank you! x

GUYS IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS ALBUM THE ARTWORKS ARE PHENOMENAL THE UNRELEASED ARE SO PERFECT THE TRACK NAMES ARE PERFECT THERES NO JACK TO BE FOUND IM GONNA FAINT AHHHHHHHHHHHH

friendly reminder: please don't share any links to any official leaks or say the website you've found them on! just wanted to remind everyone since all of the mods are away, i don't want to see any of my lanaboards friends getting in trouble! or getting this website in trouble! :-)

omg @arcadialovesong2018 IS ACTUALLY PATRICIA

lana del rey adding the background vocals of charlie, chuck, robert, nikki lane, jenny, mike dean, david kahne, adele, rick nowels, niko & topanga, tex & mex, her mastering engineer, her horse topiary, & trisha paytas to all of her ldr9 tracks

GOOD MORNING MONDAY MORNING we have been through so much together and now there is only ELEVEN DAYS LEFT

Guys, I'm pretty sure the Violets for Roses lyrics just leaked...here they are:

The leaker in question:

I can't believe there is not a single mod active yall are LUCKKYYYYYYYY

I feel so pure waiting for the HQ leak. My abstinence era

@lustforlife when he realizes he's not the most hated member of the day anymore

Jared and ArcadiaLoveSong2018 after trashing Lana

i need more fake vinyl pics though, fake rush of dopamine to my brain is better than no dopamine at all

arcadialovesong2018 has gone from Rob, Charlie and Chuck Grant hater to fake insider in a matter of hours, riveting

This is me begging people to stop pretending to be "insiders"...it's never gonna work out

poor elle

WHY is this forum the most entertaining thing that exists I KEEP UGLY LUAHIGN

Jenny jumped into the pool… She was swimming with Nikki Lane….

this thread right now

can't wait for rob's merch shop, filled with all kinds of hawaiian shirts!

this forum when it hears the piano instrument on black bathing suit

same I also have a gut feeling about it. But I also have IBS, so what does my gut know? We’ll find out soon enough ig

Crying at the part in BBS where she says "Well you looked at me and said "hey lana hey boo, there's something on ur bathing suit" and it was poo."

i can't wait for the new mod to ban their first person today since ya'll don't know how to behave

They’re all training asf rn

i suffer from mental illness and i wasn't offended by @lanasbottom's post, i actually thought it was quite funny

arcadialovesong2018 is in their lustforlife era, I see

My reputation era. Are you ready for it

i, personally, will be looking forward to seeing rob grant on the front & back cover of blue banisters & ldr9

When the motivation behind BB was to help Rob start his career as the new main pop girl

When Surf Noir is really Adele

when we find out Adele was on LB and pretending to be an insider all the time

i guess you could call it... text book