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The Ldr9 Pre-Pre-Release Thread Restaurant: The Menu Appetizers: - Vinyl Colors - This Era's Flower - Moodboards - Which Season Is This Album? - Fanmade Album Covers Main Courses: - Delusions™ - Acronyms - Jack Antonoff Discourse - Nikki Lane Slander - Fake Release Dates - Fake Insiders - Fake Snippets - Fake Titles - Fake Lyrics - Fake Tracklists Desserts: - Scat Attacks - Gifgates - Tarot Card Readings - Warning Points - Mod-Queues - Mentions Of LustForLife - Say Yes To Heaven Being On The Album

Yasss new insider just dropped

Thin ice

Announcement today. Don't ask me where I got that information from.

So SOTB got released, Weyes released her album , Chuck bday is over, xmas is a bit over a month away, Lana there is now nothing in the way to announce or release something This is gonna be the week

is it just me or does it seem like eclipse has found love. he’s so much lighter. so much more to live for.

She’s high your honor

Just going off of what Dragon Whore said about the album having a northern country pastoral cult-esque vibe. I want the visuals to be weird and glamorous but the way Lana does it now, where some of it is fake jewellery, the charm of the items has somewhat faded, there's maybe poisoned peonies in all her vases and she may still be singing from her back porch but it's dramatic it's fuller it's something more than what we may have heard before. Be kind, this is my first attempt at a moodboard here.

you forgot to add the piano ballad discourse to the main courses other than that YUMMY WHAT'S NEXT

and don't ask me who I had to sleep with to get it.

You could say that he's found his French Husband

all this for another birthday post

Scat attack happening today… don’t ask where i got this info from

Fake Insiders in 2020: Lying about the sound of the album Fake insiders in 2022: Lying about sleeping with a banned member of Lanaboards who was also a Fake Insider

starts with n and ends with othing

When LDR makes a Thanksgiving album announcement on Thursday

Us when this turns out to be another Dollie situation:

Y'all forgot how dry 2016 was

The fake insiders entering their FMWUTTT era

Your cell is prepared.......you have 24 hours.....

9 hours and 23 minutes til surprise release

Lana when she logs on and sees she’s announcing the album today

I can’t wait for Lana to finally announce the album, call it her 10th album, and then 30 minutes later Ben will announce this album as her 9th. Remember when she posted about Violet and said “get Violet on Monday” and everyone had to harass Ben and he was like “no Tuesday 😍😍😍” it’s gonna be the exact same thing. “No this is her 9th amazing spectacular solo album 😍😍😍”

We don't have to ask. We already know that information came from the voices in your head.

We stan delulu mentality

I really hope she’s over her “I don’t do promo“ phase and either activate her main account, or opens honeymoon. Because while social media ads are nice, I want more.

another embarrassing day for the boards.. lana needs to hurry up w this announcement.

We can't rely on anybody... Back to the Tarot Cards...

you forgot the actual meal, the #111Exclusive which has the power of instantly ending everything mentioned above and starting the real pre-release era

your French husband?

Omg yeah, we got Stargirl Interlude (iconic & legendary tho ofc), in the end of the fucking year and that was that

This Friday, something big

character arch

y'all forgot that 111 aka eclipse can't give us info or ben will send him to the guillotine. i doubt we're gonna get confirmed insider info for this era.

Okay, well, start it then!

Just saw that Mike Will Made It commented a ”🐐” on one of Chuck’s photos of Lana Lana’s Bangerz era is upon us

me next omg

ben mawson???

the something in question:

I heard the booklet contains screenshots of all the scat attacks that happened on this site

I'm patiently waiting

I'm so curious to see their approach of LDR9s promo without her official accounts... I guess they'll just roll ads on social media or whatever but still I have hopes of them reopening the accounts even if they are just managed by her team

If we’re suspecting that the album will be released in march, it will probably be released in august

The scott in question

after so many psychedelic trips and ketamine therapy (and dozens of orgies with hot hunks...) , you start radiating pure joy and love <3 but only those who deserve it can see it and receive it... not you sky ferreira! narcissist fraud and not you 111 haters! so much nastiness in your hearts... peace and love amongst the eclipsters will always prevail

The announcement was that it was indeed her birthday and Lana wasn't lying

My exact thoughts... except the fact that this week's post is going to be the Thanksgiving one

But where do Lana's iconic underboob selfies go on this list? We ate that shit up so I feel like that's a main course

Not 40+ members here for nothing bffr there is no way she’s announcing today, we already passed her normal announcement times