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It's astonishing how easy it is for you to tear Lana down without actually hearing anything off of the new record aside from 2 crusty snippets and one single (which has shown a massive upgrade from her latest 2 records already). What you're saying couldn't be more wrong. The samples aren't as obvious as you think they could be, Lana is touching new grounds while delivering something new for her and despite this being her 9th album she's still proving herself to be a true one of a kind visionary. It's funny how you've assumed this bullshit after 2 of my posts which were vague at most on purpose. @Sportscruiser summed it up pretty well so I'm not going to continue but you should be embarrassed.

Let the chaos ensue again! I'm signing off

HOLD UP isn't the long acronym track 11? And remember when people asked Kintsugi about track 11 and he replied with this 👴 emoji imo that definitely confirms "grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing"

There isn't a single Lana album that I dislike but Tunnel definitely feels more thought out and interesting due to a wider palette of inspirations, sounds and instruments used during the process. While I do like most of COCC tracks you can tell they could have done way more with them. White Dress feels like a lot of wasted potential to me because the melodies are glorious.

jared everytime he posts in here

they said fan favourite not forgotten and panned

Umm she was wearing the mesh mask so people that are hard of hearing/deaf could read her lips… The blatant ableism in this thread needs to stop! Taking Lana’s pure intentions and twisting it into something evil… Also reeks of misogyny to me TBH! Lana is innocent!

We're talking about her mask again? It's been over 2 years, get over it.

That’s a bit reductive on a whole and factually wrong on some parts. Let’s start with the latter. Lana has already tapped into rock music with Ultraviolence and folk/country with Chemtrails; indie music as a form of categorization is getting more and more obsolete if you don’t add anything next to the term “indie” so in that sense and if you think about her entire career, she’s done indie music through her entire catalogue. Said catalogue has had an incredible variety of sounds and inspirations, ranging from hip-hop, trip-hop and trap… all the way to rock, jazz, blues, folk, surf rock and Americana. Few artists of her magnitude and fame can brag themselves about doing the same - they don’t have to but if there’s something that’s truly undeniable about Lana is her immense versatility and how she was able to translate that into records who go for different soundscapes but manage to sound inherently like Lana. Which brings me to the other point: your comment is absurdly reductive because it reduces Lana to this automaton who needs to deliver something drastically different - something that’s truly symptomatic about how female musicians are perceived and the immense pressure the industry (and fans) put on them that’s constantly demanding them to reinvent themselves. I’m not saying anything brand new or original here but so aren’t you. This incessant need to criticize and project your own expectations onto an artist who has done enough in her career to provide variety (most of the times going against the mainstream spheres and having her originality being repurposed by other artists who get a lot of cred for doing what she did years before them) is exactly why I’m surprised she’s still doing music at all. Being a filmmaker myself, I can’t imagine what it must be to have to deal constantly with this level of scrutiny and authority, like artists aren’t allowed to do whatever they please anymore. At this point, if her career decisions and artistry aren’t something that cater to your sensibilities or expectations, I suggest you shift gears and invest your time on something other than tearing an artist down for not doing whatever you feel like they should be doing. You’ll see you’ll be spending your time in a more fruitful manner and on the other side of the road, people like us will be spared of offensively reductive opinions by someone who acts like a reddit edgelord without any substance to back up their arguments.

Apologies for any eventual mistakes, I’m not a native english speaker. Just wanted to state the obvious because it’s getting increasingly harder for me to deal with spambots who just want to tear Lana down for the sake of it. You want rock music? Ultraviolence is there. You want an incredibly cohesive blending of orchestra, dream pop, trap AND jazz? There’s Honeymoon. Hip-hop? Born To Die. Trap AND new age folk all in one sitting? Lust for Life. The second coming of Joni Mitchell? NFR. Folk and country done in a way that’s not as alienating as those genres can sometimes become? Chemtrails. Oh you’re tired of music and just want to hear someone do spoken word? Violet! I could go on but the work is out there. Respect it.

Us when Ben comes onto LB

Someone on ATRL joked about GPSOTSOMFWHDSF receiving a SOTY grammy and BoZ said "would be deserved" so he really likes the song

Oh tiktok would eat this up actually

Grandpa, Please Stand On The Shoulders Of My Father While He's Capybara Pool Jumping

When we get a Fishtails music video and the aesthetic is the Rainbow Fish

Honeymoon remains not only the best but also the MOST mixed and mastered album of her entire career. 7 and a half years later and I still discover a little flute here and there or a hidden sax behind so many layers but still very much palpable. I really love Jack as a producer for Lana and Clairo specifically but Honeymoon is on a totally different level for me. It sounds expensive.

us after hitting play on grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep sea fishing on march 10th at 00:01

The grandfather while Rob is trying to deep sea fish

So here’s where we’re at (orange means not concretely confirmed; thank you to the king @Thoth for laying this out!!) 1. The Grants 2. Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd (4:45) 3. Sweet 4. A&W (7:00+) –(American Whore with Jack Antonoff) 5. [ft. Judah Smith] – Interlude 1 6. Candy Necklace (5:14) –(Rockefeller snippet at 0:56-1:04) [with Jon Batiste] 7. [with Jon Batiste] – Interlude 2 8. Kintsugi (or alt. title that references Kintsugi) 9. Fingertips (5:48) –(I couldn’t handle it snippet at 2:39-2:45) 10. [ft. SYML] (interpolation of I wanted to leave by SYML) 11. Grandfather, Please Stand on the Shoulders of My Father While He’s Deep Sea Fishing – (contains sample/instrumental from RIOPY-FLO) 12. - 13. [ft. Bleachers] 14. Fishtails (contains sample/instrumental from AK- Wanderlust) 15. [ft. Tommy Genesis] - sample/feature from 2015 16. (Song that samples a previously-released LDR fan favourite) – (5:53) *Burn Me Where You Belong unplaced/unconfirmed

genuine question why are you here ? like you obviously don’t even like lana to begin with so why tf are you here ? i may be a bitch and i complain a lot but at least on some occasions i express excitement over her upcoming music/praise it. you on the other hand… jesus jared get a hobby, quick

and I OOP! King Kintsugi has had ENOUGH

The way y’all are going to get arrested for impersonation trying to get a tracklist that will be released in the next 6 weeks

3 out of 16 tracks

this thread is not unhinged, it's actually just so strange and wild

Grandfather Please Stand on the Shoulders of My Father While He's Deep Sea Fishing and Fishtails

Me on March 10th listening to a song about Rob fishing

why don’t you shut up and wait for the album to come out so you can actually listen to it and make an informed opinion instead of spewing garbage and being annoying as hell on a Sunday.

tracklist?

Alright, my fool-proof plan is unfolding y'all ACRcloud links incoming

https://www.interviewmagazine.com/fashion/lana-del-rey-and-chuck-grant-are-the-chillest-sisters-at-the-gucci-cruise-show Lana mentioned Fishtails in this interview LANA DEL REY: I think fishtails—we’ve been talking about fishtails—

BOZ: “You know what Shania Twain did to reveal her album tracklist? She put on her site blank spaces to fill with letters like "_ _ _ _ _" and have the fans guess the titles, if someone did, they would unlock. Sounds like a perfect game for Tunnel considering how random the titles are”

Jared and his Xenoblade baby

I know this was discussed a few weeks ago but there is indeed a big date in January that could be it “Last weekend” (I’m assuming) would mean Sean got married the weekend of January 15th-16th. If she continues the Sean drag session this could be the dates for some upcoming news or even the second single

kintsugi feeding us with the album info

ben mawson when he finds out we discovered the titles for fishtails and grandpa

im on page 536 trying to keep up but the number keeps rising dramatically slow down besties

trillions of years from now, when the universe as we know is slowly fading away into a strange landscape of no energy, no matter, and the last few stars are slowly beginning to die, the observable universe nervously approaches the next big bang to start everything all over again, and @the ocean, wherever he is, will still manage to find a way to let whoever is out there know about his fake tracklist that he made trillions of years before in the lanaboards.com ocean boulevard pre-release thread

if she doesn't do something soon i'm going to print out my own promo posters and put them up for her

grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep sea fishing

This thread smells like fish

THE FAKE TRACK LIST ALREADY MADE IT TO REDDIT💀

BEN MAWSON COLLECT THEM

“Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing” can’t wait to see this as twitter news in 20 minutes

here's the link where i found the grandfather fishing title: https://musicbrainz.org/release-group/247ec1bd-06a6-4faa-af47-f64d7caa1f71/edits there is also another title - "Fishtails" and my January 5th post which i blanked cus people made fun of me for "falling for it" i cant believe its literally almost true now LIKE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW