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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back models. This has been a chaotic week full of shade and break-ins. Who else was scared? I was really really scared. You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme of "AQUATIC CHIC" After hours of deliberation, me and @Unknown are ready to reveal the results. Very happy to say many of you listened to the critiques and greatly improved your overall look. I have 14 beautiful women standing before me, but only 12 photos in my hand. Two of you will be leaving us today. These 12 photos will represent the 12 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model. Let's begin with the critiques. -------- RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls. Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. Critiques: ------------ Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury) You are this weeks runner-up! This means you are protected from sabotage. Critiques: ------------ Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven) You are still in the running. ------------ Anya-Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff ) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing ) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Tinashe ( @TheBoss ) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Charli XCX ( @bunoner) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Britney Spears ( @bia) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir) Miranda Cosgrove ( @lmdr) Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven) Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue) You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running. Stay tuned for the next challenge... Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future. Goodnight ladies. Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!

Earlier today, Lana Del Rey stopped to meet a fan while shopping at MAC Cosmetics in Westfield Century City Mall in Los Angeles, California.

My family is looking for me? I felt this love. i felt the need for me back home. Goodbye girls…. find the peace you desire and love you crave except for Mirdana cosgrove despicable young lady with a ‘tude . My aquatic look asked of me “dont make waves, makes WAVES BYE.” Shout out to the great RuPaul , Ms grant and Mitski with the leaves. Love, THE Jane Fonda.

you can serve a lot of cunt while sitting in a chair...

BODAK YELLOW - BASS BOOSTED PLAYING EDIT:

I'm excited to see what the girls serve up this week. It's a fierce cast with a variety of skillsets, so I'm quite titillated to see who will thrive, and who will fall flat on their face.

Surprise models. I bet you didn't think I'd be back this early with a new challenge. For this challenge, we're diving into a rainbow and extracting only one colour for your next photoshoot. Your theme for this week is "CHROMATIC CONSISTINANCY" By random draw, you will be given a random colour that you must use in showcasing yourself... with the selected colour. For example, if you get the colour blue, that's all I should see in the photo. You have 24 hours to submit your colour-themed photo. - Our special guest helping me judge this week is legendary Vogue Stylist and Set Designer... @TrashMagiq - RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant. The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Tinashe ( @TheBoss) Tinashe, for this challenge your budget has been cut. You are forbidden to use a photoshoot image and must use a candid. Everyone else may use their photoshoot images to their advantage. - Each Contestant's Randomly Selected Colour: Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir) - BLACK Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury) - YELLOW Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue) - PURPLE Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing) - BROWN RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) - GREY Tinashe ( @TheBoss) - PURPLE Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven) - YELLOW Lana Del Rey - ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) - RED Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) - WHITE Britney Spears ( @bia) - WHITE Charli XCX ( @bunoner) - BLUE Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) - GREEN Good luck! - Here is your updated portrait

Jane was hating on some of y'all so much she forgot to submit

Unfortunately, we were disabled after reposting a reel from Lana’s Instagram. I hope to regain access to our original account, but in the meantime we’ll be using @lanaboards.ig for anyone who would like to give us a follow. Please feel free to also spread the word about our new account especially for anyone who may run a fanpage on Instagram or Twitter/X, no matter how big or small - I’d love to reconnect with as many of our original followers as possible, so this would be a great help. I know the LanaBoards Instagram page was a great trusted & reliable resource for over 141,000 fans, even those who don’t use our website. Hopefully the original account can be regained (also feel free to tag @edtap78 under our latest post so maybe he can help) but in the meantime, we’ll be using that new one x

I got so relaxed in the water tank that I almost forgot to submit, but here's the product! My aquatic couture look combines the very unglamorous happening of being shipwrecked with the grace of Shakespeare's Ophelia. And I even wrote a concept album about it!:

this would be perfect cover for Russian country album, so Lana coded

I just had a dream where she moved out of USA as a form of protest(for what?) and she also cancelled Lasso because it is American sounding album. She announced new album called “SVET-LANA” and the first song was Rasputin (yes it is cover of the famous song but in my dream universe it was an original song written by her). Anyway she was being cancelled so hard, US put arrest warrant for her and everyone on the news was dragging her from left to right.

And now we return to Rejects Resort where our two losers have joined the club. The girls are somewhat getting along, although there is some tension between Megan and Jane (Jane keeps hitting her with her violent aerobics) They are now about to get vampire facials from Kim Kardashian! Taylor feels a bit uncomfortable, as her one-sided beef with Kim continues to progress. And yes, she is wearing an ankle bracelet (required by law). Can't wait to see who will end up here next round

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We interrupt this broadcast to visit Rejects Resort, where the losing models can cry over their losses and drink expensive champagne! Here they are enjoying themselves in the hot tub!

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the way anna cofone’s instagram was deleted too. That’s so nasty cause that’s her JOB… and it’s how she gets more jobs and promote herself like i feel bad…

I also just had a Lana dream lmao.. she was entering her next show on a white horse which was ironically named Shadow. She told the crowd she wanted to actually make her Coachella entrance on the horse too but she wasn't far enough in her training and Shadow was still too skittish for the crowd at that point but now they're fine. Then after the show she made a post on Instagram saying that mastering of the 8th track on Lasso had just been finished and she was excited to share this project with the world and it has some of her favourite songs she's ever written but everyone here was annoyed af because it meant the album was still in development and would be delayed.

Id love this as an album cover ngl

you do see the irony in your post or

-- SUBMISSIONS CLOSED -- The judges are judging...

So, apparently Lana is aware of the fanpage thing as well, that they're getting deleted and she said to a fan that they're working on this problem! https://www.instagram.com/p/C6eyhW9oJeg/?igsh=M3F5aHZ5Z21wdTg3

The Tortured Billionaires Department.

This makes me nostalgic bc I used to work at a MAC Cosmetics I really want to know what she bought lol x

Her being in LA casually shopping in the mall three days before the Met isn’t a good sign lol

Anya's Viridian Vision For my look, I was assigned the gorgeous color green. It is one of my favorites, because it reminds me of the English Woods where I was raised. I wanted to channel nature in my outfit by patching green flowers onto my dress. I decided on a smokey eye, that symbolizes the burning flames that are enraging our forests as a result of our dying climate. My hair is messy because I wanted to make it seem like I just crawled out of the bramble and bush. I also added a few green hair highlights, because there isn't such thing as too much green! I hope you like my outfit, judges. Best of luck to the other contestants, I love you all - except you, you know who you are

𝕷𝖎𝖟𝖟𝖞 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙'𝖘 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖞 𝕷𝖔𝖔𝖐 Wow, I Didn't Know We'd Be Jumping Into A New Challenge So Quickly... But I'm Quite Proud Of My Look, I Was Given The Color Black, And, At First, I Found Myself Intimidated, I Would've Done So Well With Blue, Hot Pink, Or Orange, But I Wasn't Sure If I Could Put Together A Look That Was All Black, But I Feel Confident In My Chosen Look And Photo... Oh, And I Apologize That My Eyes Are Closed Again! But Hopefully The Judges Will Understand My Vision Better, I Went With A Black Top That I Was Told Was A Designer Lingerie Top, But My Intuition's Telling Me It's Just A Faux-Edgy Shirt From The Clearance Section Of Hot Topic, I Wore Black Jeans Instead Of Something More Couture Like Sexy Leather Pants Because It Isn't Like You Can See Them Anyway, My Beloved Chelsea Hotel No. 2 Bracelet That I Admittedly Found Out Of A Dumpster, But, For What It's Worth, I'm Sure It's Worth A Lot Of Money, I Haven't Checked Yet Though, And, Lastly... A Wonderfully Gothic Black Veil Topped With Black Roses, You See, I Did Not Just Wear The Color Black, I Also Captured The Gothic And Intimidatingly Fragile Essence Of The Color... I Guess You Could Call It... Black Beauty... Like Jeff Buckley Said In Mojo Pin! My Dear Friend Reeve Carney Sort Of Looks Like Him! Black Beauty Should Be A Song Title... Check Out More Shots By My Friend, Nicole! (Let's Hope They Aren't Too Photoshopped...)

qftc: Sometimes I suspect Lanaboards next top model might be more scripted than not. How do they call it reality TV when it's not even reality? In any case, I'm feeling quite hydrated after this aquatic episode. I am certain the shocking intrusion of a certain individual this week has nothing to do with producer interference, at least. I'm glad no one got hurt, as I heard a rumor that the Swift woman can be quite deranged! At least the girls know to stay vigilant now. Besides that, RuPaul was destined to take the win this week. Naomi ate it up as usual. Excited to tune in next week! stupidapartmentcomplex Sent from Mail for Windows 10 for lana boards

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it’s very lana coded so not impossible

this album is such a summer album and it's disheartening to see everyone hate on it... not every song needs to be a banger in order for it to be a good album also kinda sad seeing how many people just automatically hate on a song that's less than 100 BPM

BREAKING NEWS In a dramatic turn of events at the LanaBoards Next Top Model contest, a rejected contestant caused a stir as she forcefully entered the premises and allegedly harassed one of the contestants. Security personnel intervened, escorting this woman off the premises. According to eyewitnesses, this woman barged into the venue during a crucial stage of the competition, hurling insults and accusations at one of the contestants, claiming she had stolen her spot. This unexpected disruption has sent shockwaves through the fashion industry, prompting discussions about the need for increased security measures at high-profile events. As the America's Next Top Model contest resumes, contestants and organizers alike are left grappling with the aftermath of this unsettling incident. TMZ has released their mugshot here:

Kate Moss - Assigned Color: Brown -------- My last photoshoot was a bit of a mess, so I went all out with the glamour for this one Yes nougat counts as a shade of brown, no debates!

a chromatic fantasy? thats so yesterday for todays look, i wouldnt look out of place in a 5* bridal gown shop fresh from the LBNTM runway (with @Lindsay Lohan viewing my look in the middle right of the image above), i have strutted my stuff and used the only colour i was permitted to use - white my stylist and i have gone for a luxurious and elegant number, made of pure white silk and high thread egyptian cotton. sustainably was in mind with a repurposed nylon tulle skirt, crafted using earth friendly practices and standards paired with an oversized double effect balmain bangle, it doubles as a purse, because i cant go anywhere without my rouge and a pack of airwaves gum ive opted for a clunky necklace to divide my neckline this evening. this is married to my wide brimmed fascination style hat, which in the coming summer months, will come in handy for protection from the suns harsh rays not only do i look the belle of the ball, my skin will be supple and healthy well into old age under my UV-protected hat coupled with the outfit are my custom made jimmy choo pumps, which were created using recycled and recyclable plastic. to be lanaboards next top model, we need to make sure we have a future world where we can spread the love of looks and fashion there may be a limitation on colour this week, but mother mitski makes sure there is no limitation on glamour, creativity and servitude

LMAO did Jane forget to submit I guess the dementia is setting in

I FUCKING LOVE THIS ALBUM WHAT THE FUCK Houdini is probably the best track, so I think the choice to make it as a lead was perfect. My favorite is Falling Forever, those vocals! End Of An Era, oh what an intro!!! Maria is so damn good! The vibes and the energy! Some parts of the chorus reminded me of Stereo Love's hook. It's a perfect summer album, I love the summery, beachy and sunshiney vibes with spices and energy of tropical, electronic beats! I can't really comment on the lyrics because I didn't focus on them that much but I love the lyrics for Houdini. This is what I wanted Solar Power to be. Solar Power isn't bad but it lacked the energy and the flavour what Radical Optimism had. I sensed some Tame Impala vibes as well since he was the co-producer of the album but I'm glad that it had only some of his elements because I was kind of scared that it won't be a Dua Lipa-ish album. I think it's my second favorite. Future Nostalgia is hands down her best album, my favorite of hers and also her most innovative work with all the production, sound and lyrics although I didn't like that it was bloated with that many deluxe editions (didn't it have like 5 deluxe versions). Debut album is definitely classic and also very nostalgic, it had a mixed bag of different sound of pop music from the mid to late 2010s. Live love laugh, long live Dua Lipa

THIS MADE ME CACKLE LMAOOO

The more I listen to this album the more I love it tbh. This Def would’ve been received better if it wasn’t for the inaccurate descriptions they gave. It’s a very solid summer album, but it’s not really anything more than that. And I really don’t need it to be more than that. I love a short clean polished pop album. It’s doing the same for me as Troye’s new album, which I replayed a Lot.

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Miranda Cosgrove submitted by @lmdr for Week 2 of Aquatic Chic

the poop, the mess, the chaos. i love being an angel. we have like 0 days off. i rly needed this laugh right now. ily charli bby.

I like this album a lot more than I thought I would (and it seems many who expected to love it really don't). Listened on the way to work and it genuinely put me in a great mood. I’m a sentimental sap so of course my favourite is “Happy for You.” I really like “These Walls” too. “Anything for Love” would’ve been a standout had they not halted it after 2 minutes. Absolutely baffling decision. It switches gears, ready to take you on a glorious odyssey, only for it to just abruptly end. I'm so frustrated with this trend. No trial, straight to the electric chair for that one! “Houdini” only gets more excellent with time and it deserved a massive video. The ~ lethargically rehearsing with my dancers ~ treatment is such an insult to its potential. EDIT: "Falling Forever" has me by the neck. How loooooooooooooooooooooooooong

NOT MY OUT OF PRINT COPY OF BABYWOMAN & MITSKI’S MIXTAPE!

manifesting TLSP unleaked track on album