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it has 10 to 20 songs and contains music

These insider tweets are like "fork found in the kitchen" logic type predictions in a way that it's going to happen anyways, sooner or later

Idgaf if the whole Brat thing has been run into the ground. I love seeing Charli get this huge moment with a bunch of overexposure. Brat becoming so big that they’re using it as promo for a presidential campaign with it being discussed on CNN and Fox News is very funny to me. It’s obvs very corny but it’s cool to see her get this type of moment that’s so huge and will leave an impact and will never be able to be recreated (though many will try). Many of us on here have always seen Charli’s greatness, and now the rest of the world’s catching up. I think a lot of people are taking a lot of Brat-related stuff way too seriously when it’s all been the full opposite of serious. Like how people were losing their minds over her tweeting “kamala IS brat”. Her troll-y tweet that she probs didn’t even think twice about creating all this discourse and blowing up the way it did is Very funny. It’s amazing to me how she managed to create this huge moment in pop culture.

The lyrics will contain words 😍🚀❤️

There’s not going to be a preorder you stupid slut, there won’t even be a record

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeWMLXFY/ polydor is advertising lana’s collabs with quavo, the weeknd and asap <even groupie luv!!> don’t they always do that before she drops, likee best of lana del rey shit etc?

i’m fvcking crying this is the worst one yet in the 'im going to post a vague tweet that will probably be true regardless for engagement'

Girl omg why is lanaboards the first place you go lmao

4 more days to Lasso pre-order (if there's no pre-order i'm gonna tie a lasso around my neck)

What's even most surprising, the songs will be performed by Lana Del Rey herself!

and maybe even a melodie🤯😻

this thread's not a lasso if there's no loop, and if there's no loop then it's just rope

it’s an ahs reference guys no need to be offended

soo um.. why is this thread haaawtt?

Just in: Lana del Rey is set to release music in the future🚨

what’s cringe is you typing all that as if charli personally changed kamala’s banner herself… like. that RUINED the era for you? I can’t imagine how badly REAL problems in your life affect you.

The Weeknd is teasing his new album as well, we better get a Lana collab on either of these, this’d be beyond monumental

5 days till Lasso pre-order

Her ex’s dog apparently

lol the FBI Director saying that he has doubts Trump was actually grazed and not just hit by shrapnel https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/fbi-doubt-trump-assassination-christopher-wray-b2585665.html?utm_source=reddit.com

sparklertrailerheaven when the Polydor UK intern he's been chatting it up with finds out he's leaking their calendar agenda to LB

Lanas been on my mind all day and I wasn’t the one driving so I had nothing else to do😭

Back to the top Back to the basics Restart the tape Lake Placid baby

So this is kinda funny, but i was riding my electric bike two days ago and i was going pretty fast while listening to 365 but charli xcx but anyways i fell pretty bad and now im coverered in wounds and had to go to the hospital! Thanks charli! Im a true BRAT 💚 I was going 60 mph

When November comes around and you’re banned, I will credit these types of posts.

I don't think a 'Best Of' or 'Greatest Hits' album will show the world (or reflect) the real Lana by any means. I'd prefer a 'Best of' between the two because then at least someone--preferably Lana herself--who knows the scope and depth of her music can make educated choices. I wouldn't think much of a Greatest Hits album that contains Video Games, Off To the Races, the Cedric Gervais Summertime Sadness remix, Young & Beautiful, Ride, and then a smattering of tracks released as singles like Love, Lust For Life, Venice Bitch, A&W, the OB title track and one of her poems. I'd prefer Lana wait and release a career retrospective that is truly representative of her body of work, like Tori Amos did in 2006 with A Piano.

Lana releases an album almost every 2 years, I think real "insider" info would be that she's not releasing for 4 years

Blue Banisters is a quality record. Some people want to act superior and like the album is above their taste level of not "Lana's best" or whatever, but the gripes I've seen people hold about it are petty. It's her most direct, transparent, blunt record to date (before DYK). The album quite literally spells out Lana's heartache. It tells a full story, maybe parts of that are distorted, but nonetheless, you feel Lana's pain, agony and remorse. She can't make a bad album! I feel similarly about Chemtrails. Clearly, Lana is over LA but more than that, she's over the game (that's dark) and just wants to be loved (like a woman). But seriously, reflecting on life before fame, her spirituality, her sins, her detachment from her ego/persona/celebrity. It's such a rich album. She's a genius.

meanwhile interlude the trio

The words will contain vowels, and perhaps even syllables Rob will post from the studio confirming but fr these insiders are such a brainrot at this point.. they’ll just rephrase and re-state the obvious/rumour and call themselves reliable btw I heard taylor is gonna torture with the 39th version of poets as soon as some big album drops shortly

Such a legend. I thought Billie would be performing them all.

also in gods time the song credits listed Ryan Follese & Joshua Dorr who seem to be from nashville. maybe that song was recorded around the time she was over there?

No

Isn’t there a rumor that she’s doing a song with The Weeknd and he’s teasing his new album? What if it’s for that.

Guys I just got in a car crash I think this us a sign there will be a song called “truck crash” on lasso

From now on I'll be saying that to everybody i know bye

I sometimes think it would be helpful if we had two threads for the new album - one being a facts thread and one being a speculation and wishes thread. It's really hard to keep up, like, for example, suddenly there are 20 posts about greatest hits, so I read 2 pages of posts back to see what it is about (just to find out it was an idea). The answer to the question about why this thread is hot (Henry is coming) was a joke I guess? 😅 Nice, but without a smiley hard to get without checking the last posts of 2 pages to see if there is indeed anything about it. To sum it up: Thing is you always see it's hot, you get excited, you even see posts talking about "news" which are actually either speculations, wishes or jokes, but you need to read between 2 to 20 pages to find out. It's disappointing (because it wasn't a fact) and it's getting tiring. Maybe two threads could be a solution? 😊

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I zoned out and I had a vision how Lana will use an Ultraviolence inspired instrumental concept from YouTube and will make killer song opus about life out of it and will put it on Lasso and it will be my and everyone's favorite song and then reality woke me up

I wonder if Lana will stick to her usual title track placement of 1st or 2nd track for Lasso. She’s never strayed from it before

Full agree, Dita. I'd like the world to have the chance to really hear Lana's very best, not just the ones the general public knows or sort of knows, which I don't think are reflective of her catalog for the most part.

Totally agree, if you want to listen to the former then Spotify have a Lana essential playlist but to me her greatest hits are the ones that are barely known by the GP

girl why are u even in here lmao u clearly don't seem to like her music a whole lot strange

It’s a false tweet. They never wrote that. Their latest, about Lana, is that she is considering tour dates for South America.

Picture it, it’s Friday September 31st and Lasso is finally out so you click play and the album starts with a gunshot and the sound of galloping horses before a dark guitar riff comes in and Lana sings the opening lines:

i wish i could tell you more but i don’t know shit other than that there’s a drop. the drop is a physical product though. product as in merchandise. maybe a vinyl, a shirt along to a new song, a new merchandise collection, i don’t know. all i know there’s something coming. don’t kill me if it’s not related to lasso haha

lana is at her peak on spotify, her team needs to wake up and she needs to announce the single

I feel like they're telling us that ldr10 won't be country if they're advertising those collabs...