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we went from “it’s probably a collab with labrinth, stargirl vibe” to “aka stans can start getting excited” to “similar to a stripped version of cherry” to “the vibe is fiily & dbjag”

I’m a vegetarian.

EUPHORIA SONG COMING JANUARY 23 LET'S GO!!!

basic single cover edit I did for the Euphoria single (yes, I added glitter lol)

*Million Dollar Man Instrumental Bridge* ONE SPRIG OF ROSEMARY TWO PINCHES OF SA-AALT SOME OLIVE OIL, HONEY I'M READY, I'M READY TO GO INTO THE OVEN, WAIT I DON'T KNOW I'M SEASONED AND BRILLIANT LOOK LIKE A MILLION DOLLAR BIRD SO WHY AM I STILL RAW

The fact that we have gotten COCC, the RCS announcement, the BB announcement, the three singles, Arcadia, the music videos, BB, a live television performance, the Euphoria single, and the FJM collaboration/cover in the same amount of time that it took between MAC and NFR! album release

lipsters reading through this forum in 2065 hoping to find riveting & historical archives of lana's releases only to find a bunch of insane stans making jokes & memes about chickens

Idk if I want to be devastated by the song, if I want to feel like a slut, or if I want both…..

From @NTWRK "To celebrate 30 years of @Interscope's impact on culture and creativity, we're proud to present Artists Inspired by Music: Interscope Reimagined. Bridging the worlds of music and art, this project sees Interscope's most iconic albums reinterpreted by world-renowned visual artists. Buy your favorite limited edition gallery vinyl exclusively on NTWRK January 27-31, and view the entire collection of original artwork at LACMA January 30-February 13." In celebration of 30 years of the "Interscope' @NTWRK will be selling exclusive and limited reimagined vinyl editions of Lana's albums (Born To Die, Paradise & NFR!) for the exhibition called "Artist Inspired by Music: Interscope Reimagined", they will have new covers created by visual artists, and they will be sold between the 27th to 31st of January. Rumored to be 2000$, we will see

i just got an ad for euphoria on a youtube audio for wildflower wildfire, euphoria's song produced by mike dean confirmed!

Manifesting Lana eating another chicken

it's confirmed

watermelon c- cantaloupe e- eggplant she accidentally submitted her grocery list as the title

elle's gonna have a stroke lasjdfniasdf edit: this gif has completely broken me i cannot stop laughing akfdjbla

I think the FIILY and DBJAG similarities are just going to be that the song has a nice beat even if it's subtle. I mean those songs (+ Doin Time and TJF) are as upbeat as Lana gets lately so it was expected I hope it also means a lot of layers like the last part of FIILY cause that's a highlight

24 members reading theories about Lanas chicken

y'all need to understand GODphoria is an amazing show and all their song choices are top notch so we're seated for a CLASSIQUE!

In addition to the new song, they should also play The Trio

hard agree 💖 the ending of FIILY is so dreamy, i want to live in that sound. i hope this new song morphs into something unexpected the way both FIILY and DBJAG does

Because I will never be able to afford this, I made my own version which will have to do.

Well here's the closest we'll get to a BTD 10th anniversary reissue

Come waddle onto the wild side Let me peck you hard in the pouring rain You like your chicks insane

Trade this body for that can of Gin song snippet

Bonus track: I Can('t) Fly

We've been told it's a new song, yet some people force themselves into believing it's an unreleased song that leaked years ago or a song that has been released already

watch it to go back to DLMBM, full circle

so she can feast on them in private

✨lanaboards out of context✨

so nice to see lana doing promo again

wondered what info must have been given for this to have 50 pages already and i was met with…. Dancing chickens. dancing fucking chickens

Elle, I'm begging for you to keep #chickengate within this thread, it's literally historic and essential reading to this thread plus it's a speculation thread so who cares #thearchives #LBhistory

"Everytime i close my eyes, I can see them chicken thighs No one compares to you I'm scared that you Wont be waiting for me at the end of the checkout line"

Hi I'm 7 months pregnant and this comment has pushed my baby out prematurely, I had to push him back in surgically and with immense pain I'm typing this to let you know that it would be amazing if you can delete this. Pregnant women around the world are crying in pain. Please.

chicken's running barefoot there's a baby on the way & now my banisters are green & gray

Just when you think this thread can’t get any weirder…

manifesting Lana's DCMA bridge moment for Euphoria

can the 23rd just come please. waiting is so boring. something happen

Hope is a dangerous thing for a chicken like me to have

What the fuck

OK but why is this me every time Lana sings "HE SAID I WAS BAD LEMME SHOW YOU HOW BAD GIRLS DO"

Never had a problem bawking with you Never had a problem frying with you Never had a problem laying eggs When you wanna dance my heart goes CLUCK. LIKE. THAT.

'cuz my body is bewinged my heart is a coop the only thing that still fills me is this hot chicken soup

He loved guns and chicken He loved GU-HUUNSS AND CHICKEN

I love how just in 4 days we went from speculating about the upcoming song to fully shitposting

when we hear the new euphoria song for the first time

LDR9 is about buying-loving-killing her chickens Album cover: Alternative cover: Urban Outfitters Cover:

I wanna be a devastated slut

I hope it’ll be a Black Bathing Suit kinda slay production-wise, we love chaos and layers and all over the place vocals