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sorry I’m just practicing for when she actually comes

I love how we randomly choose a 3 day period to spam this thread and then collectively burn out and it just dies again

i picture that being like.. Its 2089, I'm in the hospital dying of cancer, surrounded by my two kids and couple of grandchildren, my daughter pulls out her phone and gets a notification that says "Descending - Sky Ferreira out now." She says "Mom Sky Ferreira released Descending" I listen to it once and I die.. Everyone in the room cries and listens to Descending in my honor.

yeah the insider was doll club

By the way I saw on twitter that this year we'll get messages from our favorite artists on Spotify Wrapped so I hope Lana does one and teases the album there

This was a couple weeks ago already but I dreamed that LDR9 will be called "Behind The Camera" – that's also why Lana and Chuck were filming so much the last two years Searching for that title on Google shows a book about Norman Rockwell, has to be a sign

We’ve done that for like the whole month of November and all it did was burn us all out it’ll be a video from 2012 that has nothing to do with anything

It's so weird being so allegedly close to a Lana album without having its title... imagine if we only find out with the preorder

Or maybe "hi guys I'm grateful for your support which is why I'm putting Crazy For You on spotify!!!!"

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I still see something in December (even if it's just an announcement/update about the album). Now we just need some kind of clue. A magazine issue photoshoot with some album info would be neat and enough for me Since it would be for December we can get more icy visuals

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I had a drunken dream of Lana releasing Queen Of Disaster but it was called Ballerina and it only used the chorus melody and the You got me spinning like a ballerina lyric. People were so mad cause it was slower I don't remember hearing it in the dream tho so I can't even leak fake lyrics

From manifesting drums and electric guitars now I just want her to post some random photo from studio just anything miss Del Rey please do not abandon us like that, that's not you queen

I had my first Lana dream in months. I was getting a new tattoo but right when the guy was about to start on me, Lana was there, shoved him out of the way, and was like, “No, I got this.” She gave me two full sleeves and was like a super pro like she’d been tattooing for years. I kept going around to everyone like, Lana Del Rey gave me these tattoos herself!! Maybe it’s a sign new album is coming?? I’m feeling hard ass bitch energy for new record

Not whoever leaked this doing sky’s best song so fucking dirty I’m sick to my stomach

Y’all we need to go full on delulu like @your dealer and maybe collectively we can manifest new music .

OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE IT IM CRYING ITS ACTUSLLY HAPPENING HOLY SHIT

it was august

is anybody still here? no crumbs? no fake info? no bitches? Current delulu rate: 0

You really think "Unholy" will be remembered more than 8 months from now?

it's literally so easy to be quiet. why does she feel the need to be messy all the time? no ones buying this "unbothered, problematic" queen schtick she's been forcing down our throats for 2 years. if you have nothing to be ashamed of why delete it? stand behind what you believe kim

whoever made this needs to get their ass ate. its the version i have in my spotify playlist and i love it. she outdid the original!

THEY RUINED THE FUCKING SONG LEAK THE UNEDITED FILE RIGHT NOW FAGGOTS I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BURN THIS THREAD

I swear if it wasn't for Ben's teasing I would say LDR9 is just a figment of our imaginations. That would be much easier to accept than our current extended waiting room status (although of course it will likely pale in comparison to the wait for other artists). I just hope the wait is productive in that the album arrives as a fully fleshed out, cohesive, and polished effort

i was scrolling back on my facebook and saw lana's post from the COCC era when she was on the set of the title track MV. that was such a historic moment. she did the right amount of teasing. i'd honestly give anything for another "lana on set" video. just so we'd at least get a taste of visuals and know that there's something in the works.

i can't wait for the moment i'm on my computer chilling when suddently i hear a bunch of lanaboards notification sounds, come in here and see 25+ messages and just think to myself: it's happening

This thread needs to have the same energy as the sky thread. If they can keep going after almost ten years of nothing, we can keep this thread active for a few more months

Well she did say she always says goodbye at the end of her records at least we didn't have any she's retiring theories this time

“Hey guys so I’ve seen that people are trying to leak my music & i just want you all to know that i’ve been working very hard on it for these past years & that i was so close on releasing it but now since it’s out there on the internet, the label is forcing me to delete all the files on my computer and then burn the whole thing down. So i really need some time to start my project from scratch. But trust me it’s coming soon ⛓️❤️‍🔥”

lana dream here too we started to count the greek alphabet and when we got to the end lana announced the album title i don't remember the name but the acronym is FF

December is near c'mon Lana we just want an album title

i will not tolerate this tulsa jesus freak and 13 beaches slander

I think she has a humiliation kink that has flourished in the last year or so

It always gets me that she ended BB with You know I'll always be closer to you than your next breath my dear and dissapiered for real

I hope they are better this year then Lana probably couldn't be bothered to film herself for that but maybe a cute little "hi guys I'm grateful for your support I hope you enjoy the new record" or something like that

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Just wait until she comes out with her covers album just before Christmas and enchants the world with new interpretations of timeless classics.

instagram announcement on december 2nd. don’t ask me where i got that information from.

not people on twitter trying to say she got hacked…

SHE SHOULD HAVE SAT DOWN & ATE HER FOOD. She has not been serving lately to be so damn messy. She’s not Azealia Banks who at least can turn out a song….she’s released that mid EP with only 3 okay ish songs & her last actual good song was Malibu…girl get it together.. like I love her unreleased, clarity, the era 1 singles, but…,?!.>?\>,|>? It’s like her creativity tanked afterwards. It’s genuinely upsetting & now she’s doing these terrible takes. At least Azealia makes good takes 45-55% of the time

her music is not good enough to be this messy wtf i feel like another musician is gonna shade her/comment on this mess and she'll start to see actual consequences

kimberly is really trying to destroy her career huh first a mediocre half-ass song and now this

who's that pokemon?