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Rest in peace to this classic

The Grants Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd Sweet A&W Judah Smith Interlude Candy Necklace Jon Batiste Interlude Kintsugi Fingertips Paris, Texas Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing Let the Light In (feat. Father John Misty) Margaret (feat. Bleachers) Fishtail Peppers (feat. Tommy Genesis) Taco Truck x VB

i haven't seen my mother in a really long time...

King @Kintsugi Today is Friday, today is your day. It's been a week since your first coming. We choose now to turn from our sins and every part of our lives that does not please you. We choose you. We give ourselves to you. Descend from your throne and bless these mortal souls with your coming. O Lord, we beg you. Amen

Rockefeller My Umbrella God I Love You Baby

no but REST IN PEACE to the real legend that carried this era for MONTHS: DNC I'll miss you, bitch

LanaBoards for the next year

the way she gave away margaret and we all just ignored it

the way someone could have easily leaked the title Taco Truck months ago and it would have been safe cause no one would have believed them

Not Lana doing all this while I’m out at dinner Shaking while trying to eat my salad. also pls do not post her nip on the site my Adsense policies are ruthless skfjsk okay be back soon I can’t even process this rn too much at once while I’m not home x

I CAN DIE IN PEACE

i got bozo on the which insider are you test

You turntabling hipsters get all the fun with the vinyl variants. I'm just holding out hope Lana put out more CD versions for pre-order (and fuck the turtles!)— Standard artwork Retail exclusive (e.g. Target, HMV, Fnac) Note: This variant exists and available for pre-order via retail websites. Amazon exclusive Indie exclusive (e.g. Urban Outfitters, Spin Me Record, Rollin' Records, RSD) Webstore exclusive (Universal Music online store)

She knows she can use whatever titles she wants because this album will DELIVER

Okay just got home from dinner and now time to catch up but based on some of the recent nonsense posts I’m seeing I have a feeling it’s gonna take awhile… Still reeling over the fact that she made that IG post w her tits out at the exact moment the waitress arrived with my salad while I’m also running on no sleep.. this all feels like a fever dream x

imagine my hairdressers surprise when she's doing my hair and I open instagram and see mothers bare boob on my screen. Truly humbling experience.

So….I guess I teased “Paris, Texas” back in June 2021!

we’re ending the “tracklist is out there” allegations right now right here because i want to sleep tonight someone is making fun of us and wants us to lose our minds looking for it enough the songs are registered as “track x” everywhere and will be updated on the day of the release they even made effort to blank it out on lana’s official site. This shows they really took careful measure this time to make sure we don’t get the info that’s not supposed to be out. its only stored on ahamusic because its safe there since its impossible for us to guess the link or acess it at all without a snippet the tracklist is not out there. Period

Manifesting The Grants to start with a string intro

The way she posted nip to distract the girls from the delay

not the last post being 40 minutes ago

this is sending me

according to lanapedia, this photoshoot by naomi shon in 2010 is known as "paris, texas"

accidentally unfollowed honeymoon while checking for info RIP

So Harry Nilsson has a song, and his voice breaks at 2:05. Interesting.

Lana has managed to promote this album using only two things, her ex boyfriend and her tits. Queen

'you left me so hot and red like peppers'

all hail the tit

THE WAY SHE SAID "MARCH 24 NOW THANKS" LMFAOSDMFOADSFMSDL I think she's pissed miley is releasing on the same day unless there's some special things coming.

Time goes by So slowly

let's say our final goodbyes to the legends we lost today. they truly served KUNT and then died. we will forever remember them dearly. may they rest in peace - elizabeth's story - an eulogy to who she once was - waist deep in icy waves - and i touched you gently, massaging your cone-shaped head until it became a cirlce - pussy talk / pussy tight - burn me where you belong - Revisiting Past Moments Through the Lens of Something Foreign - Fishtails in my Hair Intertwine the Tears I Cried (this still deserves a grammy) - God Put Safety on the Shore of My Father’s Waters - He Didn’t Stay Floating - God please shine over the sails of my father when he docks in San Francisco - cocaine in my vagina - buttered noodles on the veranda - i got harassed in an arby's parking lot in my own car - edit (add if im missing something)

actually when was the last time a lana album didn’t get delay? 2 weeks is not that much tho… she could have said “TBD now thanks” and we would be doing a group suicide

the way this thread had 200 people online and the website didn't even glitch omg slay

Ben, one hour ago: "do you think we should push the album back, maybe to the 24th?" Lana, completely unhinged one hour later:

when my Spotify Wrapped is filled with TACO TRUCK X VB on every page

to those who laughed at my fake tracklists for being too weird who's laughing now paris, texas & taco truck x vb supremacy idgaf

This era is just so camp

BOZzie officially confirmed that VB is sampled

so who told you it was singular fishtail

Ahhhh yes we’re in the “it’s a country album” phase of pre release. Something NEEDS to happen soon, I can smell the boredom from here.

Lana next week..

WAIT what if the album closes with “Signing off, bang bang, kiss kiss”

Interesting differences: They removed ft. Jon Batiste part from Candy Necklace They removed ft. SYML part from Paris,Texas They changed A&W to AW They put Fingertips to Side B

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIPSTERS

i definitely saw the margaret ft. bleachers title being posted on here before

countrygate

HEY BLUE BABY PUT THAT A&W CANDY NECKLACE ON UNDER THE TUNNEL UNDER OCEAN FINGERTIP FISHTAILS BOULEVARD FOR MY GRANDFATHER BECAUSE I MUST BE STUPID FOR BEING THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN COUNTRY MUSIC