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this should've been the only thing bozo posted to tease this album. the layers, the hours of analysis it would have provided... instead of giving us a lame acronym which eclipse already did done more iconically

Vulture named A&W one of the best songs of 2023 so far “A&W,” Lana Del Rey The first half of “A&W” is Lana Del Rey at her purest: a chronicler of dark Americana, eight albums distilled. The singer-songwriter goes inside the mind of a sex-addled California girl, murmuring and mumbling in the sweet spot of ’70s soft pop she’s found since working with super producer Jack Antonoff. A line like “This is the experience of being an American whore” could veer toward caricature if Del Rey weren’t as committed as she is here. “A&W” then takes an unpredictable turn: The bass begins to wobble, the drums kick in, and before you know it, she’s flipped “Shimmy Shimmy Ko-Ko-Bop” into a rap about a manipulative man named Jimmy. She’s closer to self-parody at this point, but as Del Rey — and the character she’s singing about — knows, there’s no excitement without a little risk.

We were screaming for the album to be leaked, but that new user just asked for the lyrics and everyone went against him.

I feel like this has been said 1000 times now, but please don't troll. All it does is cause drama

*enters lanaboards* *sees that the album hasnt leaked* *sees someone being bashed without any plausible reason* *leaves lanaboards*

Lana Del Rey will be headlining Outside Lands music festival on August 12th, 2023 taking place in San Francisco, California. PRE-SHOW UPDATES: Attendees: @SouthInGuy @littleredpartydress POST SHOW UPDATES: Setlist: TBD Photo Gallery: TBD

Words I hope I never see again... Rosemead Insider Snippet

omg i'm fucking crying my mom works at festivals and concerts and she always works outside lands so i'm definitely going... and i'll possibly get to go backstage depending on the type of ticket my mom can get me !!!!! I can't even find a gif to explain my excitement rn

If this is it, I'm signing off Miss doing nothing the most of all Ocean Blvd just missed a fireball LanaBoards is in flames, it's getting hot @Three White Butterflies is blond and gone "Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing" ain't just a song Oh, the leaks almost on

This what was said about the song in the interview

The fact that there isn't an album trailer out yet is wild...

I am seriously going to need an internet detox once we get the album because it can't possible be healthy to refresh pages this often

my top 5: 1. Fishtail 2. Taco Truck 3. Fingertips 4. A&W 5. Paris, Texas

Honestly, whoever is doing this can go fuck themselves

It seriously sucks that we haven't had ANY music videos or an album trailer yet. I think we've all been so distracted by all of the insider leaks and the snippets over on that site but when you take all of that away, this era is actually complete bullshit. We've had zero visuals. ZERO. I'm suddenly so mad about this.

Whack ass "insiders" that aren't BoZ, Kintsugi, 111, or FloridaKilos, you'll actually get the attention your parents never gave you if you start leaking full songs.

the final lyric of the album being

My neighbors every time I take a shower

me stalking lb everyday until it leaks

🚨Nikki Lana is hinting on her latest post on leaking the album on friday the 17th 1am pst

UMMM SORRY I LITERALLY HAD A WORK MEETING BUT : 1. fuck most of you for only hitting me up / dming me bc I said I had the album. I'm a cancer. I'll remember 2. arcadialovesong2018 woke up from the dead over this 3. I DONT HAVE THE ALBUM WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BELIEVE ME YOU'RE ALL SO MENTALLY ILL

Her Outside Lands 2016 performance was not live-streamed, but strangely a full professionally-recorded video of her set was randomly discovered and uploaded in 2022. So maybe we’ll get this year’s set recording in 2029

remember that era when people started accusing lana and her team of psychological abuse........ I think we're there

I MISS WHEN WE WOULD GET ALBUM TRAILERS !!! like that was quintessential Lana to me cries

People definitely have the physical album at this point in time. It's just a matter of days until someone stops torturing us.

Tired of waking up and only seeing 3 new pages... When's it gonna be our turn?

The way this thread is so dry and yet the pages somehow grow rapidly

i think the leaks ruined everything cause they made us believe it was gonna leak soon, if those song hadn't leaked we would be fine now i think lol

the three white butterflies being upset that god didn't send them:

Do whatever you want, no judgement here - but I have to say that for myself, listening to leaks is like spoiling a surprise. I want my first time hearing the songs to be with the HQ m4a files I bought myself rather than having to run the risk of low quality, “tagged” (aka bastardized) versions. Maybe that’s a bit purist, but I think some things are worth saving for the right time - and it gives you something to look forward to! But I get that when we’re so excited to hear the songs, we jump at the chance to hear them lol. It’s human nature!

called up one store, called up another the record wasn't on watching rosemead's exclusives, baby wondering what went wrong

guys we all agree to pretend it was rosemead exclusive baby who leaked the album so our saviour doesn't get a cease and desist right

To be fair, sometimes all ya need is 5 seconds

us rn if the delay hadn't happened n we had 3 days left of this shitshow rollout

We’re entering that special time when I start to get irrationally angry at people who have the album already. It was cute back in January to get insider info but at this point … flames on the side of my face, I swear.

No joke like seconds before @Three White Butterflies said that there was a huge gust of wind and a piece of metal banged against the office building I'm in and I fully jumped, and then I read his post...

Ben right now:

OH MY GOD UMMMMMMMMMMMMM album secured mod note: User was warned for post. Please don't troll

Her last Outside Lands gig gave us one of her best concert photos

When they sing together Let the Light In and Buddy’s Rendezvous.

this leaker bitch is making us suffer so bad I’m studying law you little bitch… you’re going to pay every moral damage you’re doing to me and to us. and if God exists and is kind, he’ll put you in hell listening to new Lana songs only till the middle of it and you’re going to be like that forever you little hoe

You guys know damn well nothing is coming

you're so funny?

The way I just went through the Chemtrails pre-release thread and realized the leaks happened on March 9th us March babies keep winning and I manifest today March 7th as a momentous day in Lanaboards history