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Not someone having an interview and someone fired in the span of 5 minutes, when one job begins one comes undone

Today: Three singles Tomorrow: Record drops Saturday: Lana anounces the next record

clay on his way to wake lana up and hearing mike deans voice

GUYS

Cover concept! Lana “burning” the narrative of her critics. If you look closely, her name, the album title, and various pictures of her - including the infamous car selfie - are on the newspaper. Edited to mimic the BB video as well. Hope you like it - the three tracks we’ve heard today are absolutely godly so I’m really revelling in Lana’s creative genius <3

I can’t believe we’ve made it to a timeline where Lana Del Rey is heading her album with not one, but three lead singles...

Both. Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future

Just dropping in to say that today is my B'day ? and I'm really hoping Lana comes through with the best B'day present ever. New songs and an album preorder ??????

and people say she's not doing promo

Us listening to Textbook, Blue Banisters, and Wildflower Wildfire

I've chosen not to give a fuck about twitter 14 year olds. Highly recommend.

Lana when she got a call from Ben and found out she has 3 songs to release today

American Standards and Classics pre order link is coming

Lana when the songs are released

Eclipse walking to open the door and hearing "It's Ben" from the other side:

i just wanna say i love the energy in this thread. the last time we celebrated like this when cocc mv was coming out in january

Can I just say that I love you all except when you fight over Jack and I am so happy to experience this special moment with you. I really love how excited everyone is

Miss February 26 wearing the disguise of May 20

This forum is gonna go down in 2 hours no matter what

ok but lets remember that she announced lmlylaw like 5 hours after it came out and she didnt announce Summertime and White dress at all

if nothing happens we will have the bluest balls of the century

He must be so baked I’m fucking dying

Her silence is her revenge.

Trapped in picsart JAIL

If these won’t earn her a Grammy, I swear...

Here's the deal My father never stepped in When his wife would rage at me So I ended up awkward but sweet

this thread is TERRIFYINGLY unhinged today

Eclipse just posted countdown on instagram story

1 hour and 14 minutes until we find out if this is the best or worst day of our stan lives

Yeah because she’s the only one releasing music rn, right? They should go outside and touch some grass or smth

us in 40 minutes when we play the first track and see the piano isn't muffled

I'M IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY BLACK WITCH CAT AND HE'S TELLING ME THAT HE SEES THE FUTURE AND WE WILL BE GETTING THE SONGS TODAY UGH YESSSSSSS

75 MINUTES

SHE GONNA RELEASE 83 SINGLES TODAY! THE COLLAPSE

2 hours left

manifesting the album will have 100+ songs

The way she reduced Patty from her mother to her “father’s wife” lol

absolutely cannot believe i'm about to defend these god awful single artworks / covers BUT.... little theory incoming .... does anyone else feel like maybe the artworks intentionally progress in rawness and 'ugliness' according to how revealing the songs they belong to are? for example, Blue Banisters is def a personal song but it's fairly "happy" with a sweet message. i remember when we all speculated whether or not the bruised look on her chest was intentional, i for one just thought it was a symptom of the filter she was using - but now, with the other artworks there, i can see it's intentional. still, it's not overly obvious, her face looks pretty and "normal", that kinda thing. then we have Wildflower Wildfire: there are intensely obvious bruises on her chest and neck area, her face is distorted in a subtle uncanny valley type way. similarly the lyrics of the song take on a slightly darker theme and they're more revealing than the lyrics of Blue Banisters. finally, Text Book is the most revealing and arguably upsetting song of all, and with it comes an artwork with amped up darkness and ugliness - her face is more distorted, her bruises are darker and more numerous. it's giving a lil bit of FKA Twigs x Jesse Kanda vibes: sorry if someone said this already!! im at work rn and keeping up with all the madness is proving difficult!!

I CAN'T HEAR ANY HATERS I'VE ASCENDED

she probably doesn't feel comfortable promoting these songs because of how she talks about her mothers abuse

BLUE BANISTERS WILDFLOWERS WILDFIRE TEXT BOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!

all of us if nothing happens tonight.

I love the unification posts right before a tentative/questionable release as if we were graduating high school and will never see each other again. GROUP HUG LADIES N GHEYS

Eclipse and BOZ waiting for the singles to be released on time so that they won't be crucified and burned at stake:

Not twitter stans believing Lana would cover a fucking Maroon 5 song

Someone find the full album tracklist. I know Shazam has it

god will y’all ever let this whole pregnancy mess go ? she makes a lot of music cause that’s what she loves to do, that’s it.

my thoughts on the snippet: - this is PROOF that her compressed af snoozefest production was jack’s fault and jack’s fault only so even better that she got rid of him. - the vocals and production are CRISP, the sound is FULL, the drums aren’t MUFFLED this is a WIN baby - it’s giving me clear lust for life demo meets heroin with a sprinkle of paradise vibes (production wise) and i’m HERE FOR THIS GIRL - the vocals sounds fuller and more confident, this clearly sounds like the lana we know and deeply love - the production seems to contain layers which YES THANKG FUCKING GOD FINALLY and that little alien/space like synthy sound in the background is giving me the spacey alien sounds in the 13 beaches production and again i’m LIVING. If this album really ends up like a mix of paradise meets lfl production wise or something similar i will. be. living. make no mistakes girls. this will be IT. cocc found dead in a ditch wbk.

Eclipse said posts are removed by her label. They are actually working, huh?