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We also got Buddy's Rendezvous

girl I swear I’ve seen you posting about how you wish Lana would collab with Melanie Martinez so don’t even get me staaarteddddd !

Earlier today, Lana Del Rey went shopping at Nomad Boutique in Reno, Nevada. While there, she stopped to meet a fan that was working there. She was also spotted at Coffeebar earlier in the day.

the fact that we're still in the pre-pre-release thread is fucking scary..

This is actually quite normal for her 🎶 I got two phones, one for the bitches and one for the dough 🎶

Okay one last fake album cover + tracklist thing-y before official album announcement this Tuesday Tracklist Death Never Came • 4:23 Long Nails On Your Back • 3:41 Stars Align • 4:01 Waist Deep In Icy Waves • 3:58 Rockefeller • 5:05 Magic of Soft Desire • 3:25 Super 8 Movie Baby • 5:43 Never Too Late To Stay In My Bed • 3:08 Peach Fuzz • 4:47 Del Norte County Interlude • 0:55 1998 • 4:12 Honeymoon From Hell • 4:51 If You Want A Little More - Chill A Little More • 3:35 Nadar De Noche (feat. ROSALÍA) • 4:27 At Peace At Last • 6:42 To Liz • 5:31 Album length: 1:05:04 (because why? Fuck the streaming era, fuck the less-than-3-minute songs era).

when tuesday comes around and absolutely nothing happens

the only answer is that the scatter is lana and it's her version of taylor swift's easter eggs

I’ve consulted the scat and it says we are getting a new album within the next few years

it's weird to me how watercolor eyes was this year, it feels like that all happened years ago... it feels so distant...

I don't want to keep discussing the same thing over and over cause deuxmoi is bullshit (but I can't contain myself ) but Ben teased the album multiple times after what happened to her laptop (before we knew about it of course). We know that he likes to hype and tease just for the sake of it sometimes but he wouldn't just straight up lie if the whole album process/rollout was actually paralyzed and in a "we're figuring it out" state. He was teasing a lot in the spring, stopped in the summer (theft) and started teasing the album again around 1-2 months ago (the album was probably really close to being finished at that point). The timeline of the events just makes sense

Imaging the closing track was a ten minute mystery titled Lana Del Rey

Let me summarize everything they said: There will be two collabs, one male and one female. One collab will be liked, the other not so much. The album will sound familiar but also new/experimental. It won’t be similar to COCC/BB. At the same time, it’s not going to be Honeymoon 2.0, just reminiscent of it. The lyrics are honest, cutting, and heartfelt, with a touch of mysticism and heavy symbolism. The imagery is cold in a gothic way, rich and luxurious as well. It won’t be witchy, but a bit mystical. 🌫 The theme won’t be happy, it will be personal and reflect her past year, aswell as something from the past. Won’t be as sad but for sure it will be thought provoking. We will be getting SOMETHING this year, most likely a single or some other surprise. Album will come in the 1st quarter of 2023, as we know. Most likely around spring. There will be a lot of tracks and a deluxe version with 15+ tracks. There will be an unreleased song on it, one that fans love. Most likely Yes To Heaven. There will be chaos with how fans receive the album. The album is gonna have a new sound, some fans might think it’s her best, others might brush it off. The vinyl will be blood red. 🩸 There won’t be a big tour but she’ll do small shows.

The thing is one of those 2 things are going to be true (even if both were fake). The album is either coming or not coming Unless it's the Schrödinger album

The dolls on Tuesday after nothing happens:

Can't believe Ben and Lana are fighting via DeuxMoi submissions.

lanaboards exclusive ticket raffle

we at tuesday 11:59 pm LA time

same. Even Buddy’s feels like forever ago

guys, it's pretty obviously that the scat troll is lana... this is her way of letting us know that something's coming and it's very camp! @honeybadger our minds!

It’s definitely the ring! If you look closely, you can see the “RED” and the overall design matches (the text is facing outward towards us rather than inward towards her) I wonder if Taylor gave it to Lana personally! I feel like Lana complimented it and Taylor was like “oh I have an extra you can keep!” That would be so cute x

the funniest thing will be when the tracklist is actually revealed and "rockefeller" is no where to be found, but it's just under a different title. just like when we got the "in your car" snippet and couldn't believe when it was called "love song". it took me awhile to get used to that name.

It’s just Lana trying to get us ready for a surprise release by making us believe it’s not coming soon.

its my favourite colour & my favourite tone of song

when elon musk buys lanaboards and unbans @lustforlife

And you hoes call me a fake insider lol.

lana deleting the honest lyrics from her album as we speak like wtf kind of insider info is that? safj nnñ

Dollies Bozos Whores Lusters Les Maris Arcadias Eclipsers Hoarders Choose your fighter James Charles

The dollies in question This just brought really bad memories from January 2022 aka #chickengate

when Tuesday comes and we get an album announcement, new single, high budget music video, and blood red vinyls

let's not forget... dark city snippet summertime snippet brooklyn baby demo snippet sad girl demo snippet country roads snippet sugary sweet (edited) snippet ave maria snippet ocean boulevard snippet fingertips snippet ...snippet snippet

Lana please do something soon the girls are getting desperate

as somebody who has experience with tarot... i doubt that a tarot card reading can reveal that much information, especially when it's so specific like that, perhaps they have a lot of oracle decks which could reveal more specific and tangible details, also, while i do believe that tarot can signify what could happen in the future, it's only going off what is happening at the present moment of the reading and things can always change, regardless, it's still interesting to speculate

I want her to collab with lizzy grant

to be honest i am manifesting NO COLLAB at all. Lana & Lana ONLY is the best

A tarot card reader went on Reddit last night and confirmed yes to heaven is on the track list, we might get a single this year, and album at the end of spring

At this point im believing anything

me submitting "i heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that lana will be quietly leaking the music video for queen of the gas station tonight on tiktok, i also heard from my uncle's neighbor's cousin's girlfriend that she'll be doing a photoshoot at a pizza hut for the album cover" to deuxmoi

is that a new indie artist?

Okay i was about to sleep but this suddenly came back to my mind: "I love to dip my toe into the muck and mires of the city every now & then. Especially on Tuesdays" 👀 ummm... the dots are connecting. DO WE MOVE OR NOT?

Remember that cake with a Barbie on top from her birthday last year? That was @TheDollClub in disguise to get the album info

tuesday will be beautiful day cause we gonna have triple single release of Plastic Bag/Death Never Came/Waist Deep In Icy Waves being psychedelic jazzy gothy mystical cinemathic experience leaving us dead

I feel like this is the most realistic info we've gotten so far lol

Omg Lana carrying two phones reminded me of when those pictures of Paris Hilton with an absurd amount of phones were circulating years ago.

This seems so fake

the exact wording from jack is "we were tuning 808s, messing around [...] and then we had this one weird live take where she was singing along to a voice memo on her phone, with her headphones on, and i was playing piano latent to what she was singing, and we just both went, 'yep, there is it – our one magic moment.'" so – voice memos, 808s, piano, live takes, automatic writing, orchestral arrangements, & jon batiste is the general sound right now i guess

I just know she’s out there to support Catherine Masto over Adam Laxalt, we stan a Democrat queen

Is that the Taylor Swift Red ring or am I hallucinating?