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now guys what’s edit backwards? TIDE 🌊 the alternate rising and falling of the sea, usually twice in each lunar day at a particular place, due to the attraction of the moon and sun. along with waist deep in icy waves and the rain never stops, we’re getting a water goddess album

The microplastics in my blood

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THIS IS THE OFFICIAL COVER GUYS WE WON!!! @TheDollClub YOU DID NOT LIE TO US OH MY GOD

LUSTFORLIFE HAS RISEN

the way this is the most plausible song title

not @lustforlife trying to run into the thread spilling tea from french husband only to be kicked out one foot in the door

Unban lustforlife we would’ve had the entire tracklist + 3 snippets by now

0 cause i don't read this crackhead convention thread

that's true. while it wouldn't be necessarily insensitive, it would be weird for her next post, right after the RIP post, to be like "ALBUM OUT FEBRUARY". this is just an in-between, sweet picture to break it up. she's gearing up for tuesday, dolls!

she just posted the most random picture what if it’s because she didn’t want to announce something right after that post she made about Takeoff’s passing?

what if i told you you're a mastermind

the way i had to actually go onto honeymoon to make sure this was fake

Girls , gays, non binaries ,dollies, furries, whores and delulus SHE is coming this week, we keep winning

L is for LIES

I loved every dude I've ever sucked

I hope the dollies are READY to be fed with an album cover TODAY and an announcement TOMORROW!!!

the microplastics in my lungs waiting to hear "microplastics in my blood" the hit new single by lana del rey

I would listen to Leaks Nation if I were you

@TheDollClub searching google images for some special CONTENT to post tomorrow when her lies catch up with her @Elle signing to LB and seeing scat in LDR 9 pre-pre release thread.

HI DOLLS?!!!

when elle sees that the ip addresses are the same:

He's writing a long condescending message about how pathetic we are for falling for every fake insider without knowing we're just playing cause we're bored

when rockefeller surprise drops tomorrow and the snippet line continues with "storyteller, starry, stellar..." and then you will all be praising TheDollClub and their dolls.

just added up the amount of pages of the pre-release threads and here is the ranking (the pre-release & pre-pre-release threads are a combined total) 1. norman - 4189 pages (pre-release & pre-pre) 2. lust for life - 3110 pages (pre-release & the 4 something pre-pre threads) 3. blue banisters - 2880 pages (pre-release, pre-pre & speculation) 4. chemtrails (as of now) - 1300 (pre-release & pre-pre) 5. ldr9 (so far) - 1120 (pre-pre & speculation) 6. honeymoon - 863 (pre-release) 7. ultraviolence - 321 (pre-release) 8. violet - 138 (album & book) 9. american standards - 90 (pre-release) 10. paradise - 53 (pre-release) 11. nikki lane collab album - 22 (pre-release)

me when i'm 95, sitting in my chair, knitting a sweater for my pet capybara, and i get a notification from my iphone 300 that a lana del rey outtake titled "there's microplastics in my blood" leaked

i'm LIVING for the chaotic energy here today, this is the lanaboards i know, love, and missed!

@TheDollClub reading this thread while googling "hot girl hardcore scat porn gifs" with the safe-search off

it's a humbling experience

her climate activism era

The dollies after Lana actually announce something official tomorrow:

This is the original photograph used in that edit! I luv the candid shots from that day x

!!!!

I really like that LDR font with the D going into the R

sis is just dropping charades like she's riddler from batman or something

Omg I just got an Instagram ad from RoughTradeNYC telling me to buy all of Lana's classic albums ranging from Born To Die to Blue Banisters, and then I clicked on their Instagram page and their address is 30 Rockefeller Plaza

there's microplastics in my blood while i'm waist-deep, in icy waves i was eating grandma's chicken salad, at the democratic national convention while tracing fingertips over the plastic bags trying to get your attention

we've been literally through 5 pages talking about how we're waiting to see SHIT. Lana, hurry up, something about the weather makes the kids get SCARY

Sincerely, Her

these fake insiders are honestly not giving... lustforlife and arcadialovesong2018 would've had us TRULY entertained but at the same time... i could honestly see "microplastics in my blood" being a lyric... honestly i'm here for it

The way I almost forgot to go to university because of this mess

honey is your keyboard broken or something

The more Dollie posts the more I lose hope

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