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taco truck duuhhh

She could post the track list, the box set, talk about the delay but no, the same video she posted last week she’s trolling for sure

As always, I'm late but here are the Lipsters 2k22 trophies I made a couple of weeks ago. Hope you enjoy MOST ACTIVE STATUS UPDATER BEST USERNAME WORST USERNAME BEST TASTE WORST TASTE NICEST MEMBER RUDEST MEMBER VETERAN MEMBER BEST NEW MEMBER UNDERRATED MEMBER BEST BANNED MEMBER MOST MISSED SIS BIGGEST LANA HATER HYBRID FAN PEACE KEEPER ATTENTION WHORE BEST ARTIST BEST AUDIO ARTIST HOTTEST MEMBER BEST BLOGGER BIGGEST DRAMA QUEEN MOST ANNOYING MEMBER LIPSTER OF THE YEAR LIPSTER OF THE DECADE maybe next year they're gonna be lips or something who knows

Venice Bitch is the best thing happened to this world. I'm on the road and it sounds even better than ever. Manifesting this energy on Taco Truck too

Oh she is posting something in a few hours I can feel it, like this story was just a teaser that she's active and cooking something up

pre-cotcc was so traumatic it was borderline taboo to listen to her, the mask thing, no date for months, that COVER...just horrid

the fact she clicked repost (the honeymoon instagram icon in the corner) instead of using the video already in her camera roll she really is one of a kind

I buried this deep in my memories. People were trying to figure out if she was talking about Azealia or if she was talking about Kanye.

new lyrics from fishtail, the soon-to-be hit single from "did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd?" by prolific artist lana del rey, have been teased by the infamous insider "BuyMeBlueDiamonds"!

i mean this in the nicest way possible but it’s so funny how lana stans are like electric guitar = ultraviolence 😭😭 do you know what else has electric guitar all over it… breaking up slowly we’re so desperate for the UV influences to make a comeback it’s borderline delulu, and you know what? me too

When your own gag backfires on you and you get a mod warning

she has to be trolling us like why did she repost the same video lmao

she said that she appreciates the info and that it’s better to know since you can never know what’s gonna happen. she hoped that i was doing well and sent another heart

Never, now that some IDIOT on here scared him away.

me when I listen to "White Dress"

When we see the typewriter font, a white background, and four paragraphs on the next post

i actually don’t have much of an issue with QFTC because i understand where she was coming from i just think she said too much and didn’t articulate herself well, but it was the mesh mask and the “he’s not like other cops he’s a good cop” thing when she was dating sean that really got to me and still deeply irk me to this day… i feel like it needed to happen though because it allowed me to stop worshipping the very ground lana walks on and see her as more of an actual human being than some perfect godly creature and it also helped me to stop idolizing artists i admire in general and mature out of that mindset

i’ve said it before but so far this is the smoothest an album cycle has gone for lana in 8 years, and when u think about it she really hasn’t been that quiet, it’s only been a month and a half since everything was announced but the wait just feels painful because of the excitement, it’s really not that bad at all. i’m actually surprised we already got the track list

no lmao 2016 was rough and late 2018-early 2019 wasn't a lot better

the tragedy of amy winehouse doesn’t need any more interpretations or exploitation. this is in such poor taste, doesn’t even look like her. don’t understand why people want to continue watching this woman’s lowest, most distressing moments instead of honouring her art…

lana help us

When she releases the single this Friday and the lyrics are: Did you know that there's chemtrails over the country club Woode‌n banisters, painted blue by my sisters A bop I fear

lana probably not even knowing her social media manager reposted the video to her account

She's still salty the titty pic got deleted, she needs another week to recharge

Hopefully it's a sign that she'll post something new, but this is probably the scrap she's feeding to us this week..

Nothing will be as bad as pre-LFL / pre-NFR / Pre-COTCC

i also don't get how serene queen won leak of the decade? it's a great song, but it really should've been something like fine china or life is beautiful, songs that we've waited for years, i remember when life is beautiful leaked, this entire forum had a collective collapse it was the most elusive and coveted song of all, so many of them were, but now we have a lot of them (i talk to jesus, living legend, wild one, life is beautiful, unidentified flying bill, crazy for you, etc.) it's a little bittersweet earthquakes and pink champagne, here we come!

The real question is .... what is the car of this era

“Did you know that there are consequences for trolling?” — the mods, probably.

She hates us

What's even funnier is that she reposted the only thing that wasn't deleted originally

You logging on in two days after Lana posts "SWEET/CANDY NECKLACE. FEB 14TH. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. I'LL BE SWEET AND BAREFEET" and the production credits leak in thirty minutes

92/93 MC score. NFR Hype all over again. Stan twitter praising the album. A&W going viral on TikTok #1 HOT 200 Mark my words

The 1-2-3 punch of Fishtail, Peppers, and Taco Truck x VB giving the Born to Die gays and girls everything they want

Last summer was pretty bad, we deluded ourselves into thinking something was happening on her birthday

The BLM and rappers, title track delayed for 2 months and then getting lmlylaw trauma not to mention sheridan, Nicole nodland n byron lying to us in the eyes

i messaged lana if everything was alright and just checking up on her and she responded back my luck is out of this world

Oh I thought you went from wanting to be inside her to being an insider. Oh well.

and yet another thing she copies from lana

Charlie is the 3rd child of Rob Rob has 3 children Charlie's birthday is March 3rd which is a friday So the Grants is coming March 3rd as the 3rd single It all makes sense

My bad

She’s punishing us for pretty much discovering the tracklist on our own like I think she made it as random as possible so it would come as a surprise but we managed to discover even the weird long acronym

i cracked the code: she sampled her own video. taco truck x vb coming february 3rd

her reposting the same story is camp idc

Okay, I've gotten to the point where I'm bored of making things up to keep my excitement high. I'm out of here until Lana does something again or BOZ/Kintsugi spill again. * watch me literally come back on album release day cus none of that happened *

I mean, she posted about stars aligning and posted the LFL trailer snippet that mentioned “especially on Tuesday’s” which was the day of her birthday. Tbh I think something would have happened a little sooner if she wasn’t robbed. She did say in the video that it stalled her out for a bit. I really do wish she’d be more active, but Tunnel is almost out streaming the whole Chemtrail album, so it’s not like she needs to be active to get good numbers. I just hate the post single pre album lull. She could have at least made another post about the album being delayed

Or you can drive me down to Florida and fuck me for days