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Last night, Lana Del Rey and her boyfriend/rumoured-fiancé Clayton Johnson were spotted dining out at Snow City Cafe in Anchorage, Alaska.

I can’t believe in a few days we’ll be 4 weeks away from the album coming out... that’s so close!!! Remember back in August when we were dying for any update and wondering when it would come out? And now somehow it’s almost here! All the confusion and drama we lived through together to make it here... it almost feels unreal. In just over a month, we’ll really be discussing which songs are our favourites and which lyrics or instrumentals changed our lives!!

LB user resisting the urge to say “duRiNg a pAnDEmIc?!?” for the 100th time this year

White Dress HAS to drop this week, I'm tired of waiting!

This nonsensical White Hot Forever propaganda like she didn't spell it out so the gays wouldn't spam her about TULSA JESUS FREAK: WHITE HOT FOREVER

so im about to act up in the name of the cocc era STORY TIME: so im in an intro to graphic design class, and we are learning how to use photoshop. our assignment was to make an aesthetic collage, and i pushed it off till the night before its due, and i had to use 12 images, so i collected a bunch of blue images because its my fav color, and i noticed there were a tone of shots of chemtrails on the site we have to use to choose our pictures from, so i took like at least 5, and a big blue parrot (like the ones in the movie Rio), I chose the parrot becuase i needed a central figure for my collage(it was in the requirements) and then I realized I needed a theme and a message... so i had to come up with something on the spot... my theme you ask? "Chemtrails Over the Blue Parrots"..... I'm going to go into the zoom presentation tomorrow with the same energy Lana had during her BBC1 interview. This professor is already not my biggest fan, no one in the class really knows me, I'm always behind and slow to learn everything in the class, so they dont even know what to expect from me, but im going to go into it and be like super cracked out and say something like "so my theme is like about these blue parrots like in the movie Rio, and everyone knows the Rio movie parrots are extinct...so the chemtrails symbolize impending doom to the blue parrots, and its just like, basically like when the people STORMED THE CAPITOL, like it ruined something beautiful, its just like a total reminder to us as people to take account for the capitols we are storming in our own lives, and what metaphorical parrots we are putting extinct in our own lives." and then maybe go into how its super messed up how animals go extinct and perhaps bring up how trump made no effort to save any animals on the verge of extinction. Just like get super off topic and delusional sounding and see how it goes over. I mean the collage itself is really good so its not like she can fail me....I really have nothing to lose here....

OMG HERE SHE IS

i think she'll announce it on friday! one week before

dont mean to be greedy but please release a deluxe edition lana

We waited for a year, 6 months, and 17 days for a new album, I'm so proud of us That's not so bad

I can’t believe we will be bopping to Lana’s saddest song in less than 10 days

Can't wait for the meltdowns @ the album release when y'all hate on every single song you hyped up since last month and praise her past albums you are smearing in this thread on a daily basis right now XX

people hardly talk about not all who wander are lost it’ll be the underrated gem of the album

Sorry for this but i can’t unsee it

She really just spawns in a random state every 3 weeks. I'm jealous seems fun

The "I've been covering Joni and dancing with Joan" line in Dance Till We Die gives me "And now I'm singing with Seaaaaan" 2.0 vibes

On Friday evening, a fan spotted Lana Del Rey shopping at an Urban Outfitters in Studio City, California. Lana can be seen sporting a red paisley-print mask.

Oh so this pretty much confirms that they are in fact the same song So white hot forever (Tulsa Jesus Freak Demo) Snippet #4 when?

my husband is DEAD. i only want SEX.

Omfg just imagine this https://www.instagram.com/p/CLGE7XJMqgw/?igshid=1ghsv8a3vjhac So many missed opportunities

COCC Therapy 101 It made me feel.....made me feel like a God

with Dealer and WHF on it or at least Dealer, I truly cannot get over the fact that she scrapped it

Imagine if it was out on the 5th already tho this bitch obviously had to add 2 more weeks for us to suffer

her make up there is so cute, finding nemo queen

It's an A+ from me

10 days til WD 31 COCC

LMLYLAW still hits and will probably always hit

Stans always wanting beef and not having reading comprehension at all is a lethal combination. The text: She talked about being on a party hosted by U2 & Madonna's manager. She met whomever at that party, someone she consideres an icon, and was displeased by the experience and the whole vibe of the party. Everything the average Lanaboard-member sees: Madonna

Black Hot Forever. Racial equality anthem with Dan Heath strings and production by Daddy Nowels

People talk so little about Dance Till We Die because of its basic-ass title, but watch it being a highlight. Her penultimate tracks have always been Incredible (SS, THE Old Money, Change). Besides it has mellotron, rhodes, drums and a freaking horn. Truly the COCC climaxing

The pearl jewerly and ldr embroidered robe

there was so much potential for cute merch and instead we got recycled lfl era windreakers and a sweater made on microsoft word...

um okay so i just gave my presentation.....(mind you this professor i feel didnt like me because i was slow at learning photoshop) so i start off and go completely off the rails talking about trump and the capitol, and just really saying it with my whole chest, then when i was finished...SHE PRAISED MY WHOLE PROJECT AND SAID IT WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH A REAL MEANING AND BACKSTORY AND THAT IT LOOKS SO TRIPPY AND COOL AND MADE ALL THESE OTHER CONNECTIONS THAT I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF WHEN CREATING IT..... I literally am speechless. I was hoping for such a more satisfying reaction from this little stunt i pulled......(was funny hearing my entire class comment on it and say the word "chemtrails") Anyways....counting down the days till COCC

I had a dream last night where I was wearing a sweatshirt with the Chemtrails cover on it (yes I know there isn’t one irl) and some people were laughing at me and asking me why I was wearing a Christmas sweater and I said it wasn’t a Christmas sweater, that it was an image of Lana Del Rey’s new album. Then they asked me why Santa was on it and I looked down and right behind Val was Santa Claus and I was like “huh I never noticed that before.” Weird since Santa really isn’t on the album cover. Not sure if it means anything. Anyways.... so excited for the album

Eclipse just spilled that it’s “how this deep normality settles down over me”

I wonder if it was planned to be released as a standalone single at some point

Dance Till We Die is gonna be stunning, don't underestimate her. It's the final original song before the cover closing the album, I think it will be a simple but beautiful and meaningful summation of the community she's surrounded herself with.

THE FKN SERVE OMG COUNTRY AT HEART AKA WILD AT HEART

WTWWAWWKD is kind of iconic. It looks like something MTV would title for a show

Theory: she hasn't updated her profile pic/ Spotify pic, etc, BC THERE ARE STILL MORE AMAZING PHOTOS TO COME AND SHE DOESNT WANNA SPOIL IT

Manifesting a virtual concert, I don't even care if she's singing on her bed, it will be legendary

I'm awn the run Wit' ya my sweet y'alls There's nuttin' wrong Cawntemplatin' gawd Under them chemtrails Ooo'er that cuntry cluUuUuUub

honestly so surprised yet grateful she ditched the long ass titles

I just hope we get at least one song where Lana sings about the high life where she's snorting chemtrails off her 60yo boyfriend's hairy grey chest on a yacht in Italy

ngl i'm loving the "helping lanabanana11 for his presentation thread"

this will hopefully be what my class & professor are left saying once im thru

So she can’t even eat in a restaurant but dua lipa can literally go from country to country and party to party and the only comments she gets are on whatever shoes she’s wearing my god give this woman a break

I remembered how Lana posted those photos of Yosemite when she went there on a trip and went back to look for them thinking it was from like June/July last year but they were actually from November 2018 But I remember when we first found the tracks on Shazam back in December Yosemite actually had a picture in the Shazam link and it was this one https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqp7yDqDbHr/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link from her Yosemite photo spam from November of 2018 Do what you will with that information