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the way i came back to 120+ new posts and it’s just y’all being messy again

Does this count as teasing?

My chest... The Sierra Madre...

Promoting white eurocentric lifestyle in the colonial era therefore it's racist although black people practice it and can pull it off and no one's excluding them. Just a bunch of white people being offended on someone's behalf. Same goes for light/dark academica, boooo white people glamorizing architecture and literature written by Europeans, the horror, the racism. These idiots fail to realize that some European countries were never slavemadters and colonizers but still had those aesthetics. If a trend was a mix of white, black and asian culture there would be still gatekeeping about who's allowed to wear it so it's a lose lose situation.

this isn't the beyonce thread

Mother lana pls release arcadia before the gays fight and kill themselves.

Blue Banisters 1. it's lizzy bitch (intro) 2. blue banisters 3. motel honey 4. america land of the free 5. god bless and take off - 6 trips to the moon (interlude) 6. back to olympus 7. arcadia 8. thunder - when zeus comes crashing in 9. garden of eden - hey I'm christian again 10. coconut, palmtrees, bel air, california, daddy (interlude) 11. hollywood pianocore 12.wildflower wildfire 13. pink geramiuns 14. angelina 15. marijuana by the tropico 16. the baddest (interlude) 17. electric guitar theme 18. master of puppets 19. dealer 20. queen of gas station 21. glamourous dangerous notorious famous and i'm crazy 22. tired of singing the blues (feat. nikki lane) 23. sunburn - bitch i lied 24. unidentified flying bill (snippet) 25. question for the culture (interlude) 26. text book 27. i did something bad / so good (medley) 28. rock candy sweet 29. nikki lane 30. boom like that 31. it's coming u little bitch 32. looking for russia 33. cumtraces on the gulak roof 34. partynauseous 35. i want revenge (outro)

cant hear you over the sound of this pussy poppin

"Little ghost tall tan like milk and honey / Little ghost so fair like lemonade tea" (or any of the variations) it's honestly so beautiful. There are like 3 different versions (+ the live snippet) so I'm very curious to see what's the final product. It's also a 2013 song so I'm sure it was re-recorded and probably reworked too. I still expect a piano lullaby tho. I don't understand how someone can hate on a song that has one of the prettiest Lana melodies and a gorgeous brigde. It's a cruel, cruel world, but we don't care

Honestly, let’s stop with the Beyoncé comparison and move on, please.

Mid August I'm sitting here thinking about those insta stories/posts she made alluding to her revenge, those past publications about her, announcing a specific date for Rock Candy Sweet ... and I'm left here wondering where that came from, what her motivations were? She must have been sure in that moment it was going to happen that way. Just seems so strange in retrospect. was it cold feet?

Lana, say something...

this thread fell off a cliff, died, got buried in the ground, rotted, came back from the dead, crawled back out & now smells like SHIT anyways I wonder if either of the videos she teased from this era will ever come out. would be kinda iconic if she reworks the BB one & adds a scene at the end where she’s watching the video on a tv like a video in a video & then hits her tv with a bat & then burns the house down or something that would be cute tbh

I wonder what Lana's recent attachment to Arcadia/Hilton hotel is. Perhaps the same as Mariners? Maybe that was where her and Clay used to frequently go?

Had a dream that Lana done a performance with an orchestra, a bit like Florence + the Machine at Royal Albert Hall, she sung Chemtrails then started to sing White Dress and I woke up after that Manifesting a song with full orchestra

You guys have got it all wrong… her next musical direction is spaghetti western themed and she will be releasing Morricone and covering Zella Day’s The Outlaw Josey Wales… period

Question for Lanaboards: Now that Jenny, Patty, Nikki, Chuck, John Deere, Jake, Tex and Mex have had number ones with songs about being blue, green, gray, wild, awkward, sweet etc - can I please go back to writing about Pink Geraniums, 6 Trips to the Moon, When You Wanna Dance My Heart Goes Boom Like That, Hey Lizzy, Little Sycamore Tree, You Roll Like Thunder - When You Come Crashing In, D is for Dealer, My Pussy Belongs to Jack or my dream Radiohead cover - or whatever I want -without being crucified or saying that I'm glamorizing bad tracklists?????? Im fed up with unactractive mean twinks and Boom Like That haters saying that I glamorize lack of talent when in reality I'm just a glamorous person singing about the realities of what we're really getting on Blue Banisters, LDR9, LDR10, LDR11, LDR69 - acoustic stripped back stringless deep honest personal semi-acapella piano ballads with uninspired titles that will never match the power of masterpieces such as Unidentified Flying Bill, Crazy For You, Morricone, Piano Theme, Trans Am, Sugary Sweet, Dealer, Loved You Then and Now, Coconut and Key Lime Pie, Beach Boys, Boom Like That and Roll With Me . With all of the topics gays are finally allowed to explore I just want to say over the last 24 hours I think it's pathetic that my glamourous famous notorious dangerous creative exploration detailing my sometimes iconic or groundbreaking roles with my forum accounts has often made people say Ive set shitposting back hundreds of years. Let this be clear, I'm not not the bolt, the lightning, the thunder -but there has to be a place in Santa Clarita for wildfires who shine and bright like me - the kind of wildfires that light up the night with only their hotness and nothing but it - the kind of wildfires who are slated mercilessly for being their authentic, delicate and hot selves, the kind of wildfires who get their own flames and heat taken away from them by bluer balls or by penises who hate testicles. Anyways none of this has anything to do about much but I'll be detailing some of my feelings in my next hundred tracklists (mostly the 69th one) with Niko and Topanga. And I'm sure there will be tinges of what I've been pondering in my new tracklist that comes out September 11th featuring the hit single Boom Like That (feat. the Twink Towers). Thanks for reading Happy quarantining Edit: Btw thanks you all for the support and appreciation, I hope you all receive DMs with UFB.wav until next morning

That’s the closest thing we got to news from that insta post

I’m sorry but I can’t get over the fact that she recorded what was very likely a UV 2.0 with Alex turner and then just fucking SHELVED it…. In favor of COTCC? don’t get me wrong the new singles are good (especially WFWF oh my god) but we need some more variety in sound

this entire thread right now is

random beyoncé slander is so weird like get a job wash ur asshole get ur teeth cleaned musty anyways I’m still not over her comparing her body to the map of LA and her man touching her body to cars driving on the road like her mind is so big it’s scary

For me, I feel like I'm at a point in Lana's catalog where I'm completely satisfied and can wait for whenever she wants to put out Arcadia and the new record I just don't take all of the delays so personally anymore. The wait for Norman Fucking Rockwell felt like torture, and nothing could ever be worse than that imo

☆.。Blue Banisters ☆.。 Darkest Nights (Intro) Blue Banisters Phoenix Wildflower Wildfire Flicker Monstera Beneath the Skin Westward Cracks in Concrete Thunder Broken Arrow Freefall Text Book Arcadia Bonus tracks: The Creek’s Bend Cherry Blossom

Me getting a boob job so that I can have Sierra Madre tits

She probably has a whole Neil photoshoot on her laptop waiting to be used for all of 2021-2022 publications . I miss her interviews. I want her to talk about the album and tease at least 1 more track and the general sound of the record.

Something about this thread is so chaotic and not even a cute, funny kind of chaotic.. an annoying kind of chaotic. Anyway I've been thinking and I kind of don't expect much from Mike, the sound of the three singles just mean that unless the album is an incohesive mess, Mike's not gonna be able to shine very much. I do expect the next album to be a synth electronic masterpiece with the main producer being Mike.. we deserve that. And it better not resemble COCC, NFR or BB in any way.

The fighting is part of the manifestation. With the fighting we cause a lot of power & energy which will make its way into the new album. We will get Dealer, electric guitars & powerful vocals

Can we stop fighting and manifest electric guitars instead

Blue Banisters •Blue Banisters •Frail •Text Book •Arcadia •Hospital Bracelet •Winter at Fordham •God Complex •Underground •Heroin (Reprise) •Somewhere Past Andromeda •Wildflower Wildfire

The song blue banisters is like the tree of life of Lana’s discography

He said she's serving vocals and that the snippet cuts off right before the chorus so yep she's breathing to scalp us with her voice. I guess we'll have another weird structured song (similar to White Dress) cause if it's 4+ min long and the first chorus comes already before the first minute... I hope we get a nice post chorus and a long bridge with a pretty outro

It reminds me of those edgy alt aesthetic teens that post random blurry photos and then some shit post meme. Lana you're better than this. Give us photoshoots.

When isn't Lanaboards messy?

this is not gonna end well for u DeluluKing

okay seriously WTF is this thread right now

Cut ur ears and throw them there

I’m so bored

Only people who manifest Thunder are allowed to use it though

I really think roses bloom for you will make an appearance on the album. She released BAR on NFR and Yosemite on COCCk

Can any leaker unhoard UFB already... since Interscope won't...

@YourGirl666 coming back with QFTLB PT 2 to end us all

I forgot to manifest electric guitars today ... I would really appreciate it if the album had electric guitar or even strings

how did this thread go from cherry blossom to furry porn this quickly mods we need you

At least you are funny

I read this as macaroni ?

if Lana ever dipped into goth metal a la Evanescence my heart would explode from excitement