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manifesting this energy for Diamonds Never Crack: dark, enigmatic, mysterious, stoic, self-critical opulence, otherworldly (yes I am just stringing words together but a gay can dream)

No more slow tracks. The bitches want bangers to fuck and do drugs to.

If LDR9 isn't called Diamonds Never Crack I'm going to cry

eras may change, but we won’t change Okay here’s what I would like for LDR9: - a new sound, or revisiting Ultraviolence sound. i would like it to be completely different from the last two records - inclusion of Say Yes To Heaven. it’s not my favourite unreleased, but i’ve grown to love it, and i think if this album is an UV 2.0 (i have no reason to believe this, i just want to see her return to that) it would fit super well. i’d like her to use either tlsp version or v5. she’s considered releasing it so many times i’d rather her just do it now - if she is to include unreleased, i’d like ‘Your Girl’, ‘I Talk To Jesus’ and ‘Fine China’ included (if she goes the rock sound) and i would like FC to be reworked but i don’t mind if the first two stay the same - if she is working with Emile and Mike, i’d like her to create some trip hop masterpieces and have a moody, sexy album that sees her writing style return to a Uv-Honeymoon kinda phase (songs like West Coast, Florida Kilos, Religion, Freak) - if she is working with Jack, i’d like a St. Vincent daddy’s home kinda sound, leaning into more psychedelic rock influences - a proper roll out with professional artworks and music videos all i know is i want her to go in a new direction because even though her past three albums have been some of her best work, i miss when every era lana brought something new to the table. but i’m just speculating, i’ll eat up whatever she puts out and i love her a lot so don’t take this seriously or me wanting the old lana back or whatever. i respect any path she chooses

Daddies N Cocaine genres: edm, synthpop, pop producer: Zedd release: surprise, summer 2022 mvs: for all songs, concept visual album

Deadly Nightshade Cosmetics by Lana Del Rey “She’s got her own plan for something,” hinted Millett. “I’m not going to say what it is, but she’s had it for years, and it might actually now [be] something we could pull off.”

Interesting! although, since NFR, all of her albums are considered solid by the GP. i do see her albums as pairs: BTD - Paradise / UV - HM / LFL - NFR / COCC - BB so the next one should open a new chapter that could follow with the one after. I really hope she switches up a little and goes a little more upbeat this time.

Remember the stormy beach in Florida that Lana posted before she deactivated her official IG account?

The credits for her magnum opus Diamonds Never Crack leaked Flute Harp Bells Trumpet Violins Strings Cello Clarinet Oboe Xylophone Chimes Electric Guitar Bass Guitar Wah Wah Guitar Slide Guitar Baritone Guitar Western Guitar Acoustic Guitar Ukulele Drums Drum Loops Pads Percussion 808 Bass Synthesizer Synthesizer effects Synth Bass Rhodes Piano Organ Mellotron Keyboards Sound Effects Samples Producers: Mike Dean, Zach Dawes, Rick Nowels, Emile Hayne, Erick Drewson , Dan Heath , Tim Lacrombe, Dan Auerbach, Justin Parker We won

Lol! just read a few pages back… i Love prerelease: the whole theories based on a cryptic and vague story post from her stylist (that got us all excited over almost nothing in the COCC era). we truly never learn and go back for more. Never change, LB, never change

...what warranted this comment?

omg if this title has "daytona" in it... a surf noir heavy hitter wayamaya florida album is COMING!

unpopular opinion but i HATED her makeup in this photoshoot

Got to meet Charli again yesterday I’m 4/4 got vroom vroom Charli and hifn signed yesterday. My signed vinyl collection is almost complete just need a repress of true romance only vinyl I’m missing besides crash(not out yet lol) then get both signed in person here is my photo with her from yesterday https://www.instagram.com/p/CXWm18LpkLo/?utm_medium=copy_link

We need someone to make a vague post/comment that we can grasp at straws and overanalyze with for our own entertainment. Byron, Ben, and Chunk…this is your time That’s what makes it fun!

it’s diamonds n curls because she’s bringing back her iconic ride hair

no because this is giving eclipse DATMIMBC flashbacks

Manifesting RCS/Loved You Then and Now!

i'm dying at people still being shocked by her red carpet outfit like have you guys even been paying attention to her fashion sense over the years. it could and realistically should have been so much worse. no one ever loved lana for her fashion except maybe for like 10 mins in 2011-2012 where she was being styled insanely specifically. she's always been eclectic and wild which is why i was so shocked she pulled out a dress and heeled boots for this and was hyping her up sm, bc lana fashion standard is just not the same expectation level as other mainstream celebs lol. ppl need to calmm down

My BB merch came in last night It fits really oversized though, i got a medium and i thought it was a extra large I really like it its so cute, did expect it to be a lighter blue but its still really cute

What if every song on the album can be shortened to DNC Diamonds Never Crack Do Not Care Daddies n Cocaine Del Norte County Do Not Cum

Also it might sound super delusional but I would love a song in which she reflects on the last 10 years of her career with a BTD throwback sound. Orchestral moments , similar samples/ sth similar to the autotuned loon , bells & VG & BTD references. I don't want her to do a whole BTD 2.0 album but I would love just one song with a sound that's reminiscent of BTD bc of its 10 year anniversary next year I would collapse so hard & it would be so nostalgic I need her to use that bell from Video Games & Driving In Boys With Cars outro once more. No HTD christmas bell (even though I liked the bell) Thanks for reading my " Things that will never happen " post but lemme dream

What the hell? @admin

watch lana scrap yes to heaven AGAIN manifesting tlsp version

Obsessed w the double meaning: diamonds never crack + diamonds, never crack

I almost forgot how exciting pre-release speculation is. We have an acronym, a few possible producers and a dream Color wise, I'm getting a glittery silver, pale purple and baby blue vibe from this upcoming era (based on the limited info we have)

the lack of bridges is so weird because for YEARS she always talked about how much she loves them, and doesn’t think songs feel complete unless there is one

I would simply delete all my stan accounts

I see a lot of people coming after Sheridan for his “3 days and a midnight” post, and while it wasn’t instant gratification, it was when they shot the Chemtrails music video. So I’ll take his cryptic hints over silence this took me back to October when ‘insiders’ were saying she was going to announce her make up line right after dropping BB

I love all this specualtion, we truly are back in a pre release era Manifesting Diamands Never Crack as a title & a pyschedelic nautic BBS outro Surf Noir soundscape I'm really hoping for some upbeat songs but I'm pretty sure we get a really heartbreaking, soul touching , bittersweet ballad section. LDR 9 is already going to destroy us I think we get a song dedicated to her grandma I know it's going to be so sweet but also super sad I would be here for Gramma ( rework maybe) on LDR 9 tbh also Fine China Dan Auerbach version or a reworked version. I'm also with Team Manifesting Loved You Then And Now a.k.a RCS

that's not what they meant, they were responding to somebody who thought she was a middle-aged woman by saying that she's only 36, either way, there is absolutely no reason to tell somebody to kill themselves, that's not okay at all

Dear Sheridan our LB emoji hint giver love, write down the name of album on Lana's balayage like a secret hint design Sincerely, the gays from LB

BTD-Paradise-Ultraviolence Honeymoon-LFL-NFR COCC-BB-LDR9 Another magnum opus is coming

Sheridan is carrying this pre-release era on his back and I hope that he knows that

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Daytona Night Club

wait I’ve been thinking about the wave logo so it has to be beachy what if the D in DNC is for Daytona what if we get a whole Florida album no more Cali let’s celebrate girls we won WE WONNN

If there's one thing I can always count on from this thread and the Instagram Updates thread, it's weird, unnecessary comments about Lana's age and appearance

did it ever start

or y’all are just reading way too much into it and she hasn’t even started yet she could’ve given the next one will be better as a fun or cheeky answer without it meaning too much idk

Me coming into this thread to theorize about an entire album over an Instagram story and a vague acronym on a jacket

sheridan making the "if you know, you know" & diamond emoji instagram stories knowing lanaboards will make 100s of speculative theories about what they could possibly mean

hope is a dangerous thing for a lanaboards user to have - but we have it

I'm sure somebody has already mentioned this, but I just remembered that Lana posted a picture of Marilyn Monroe on her IG story a few weeks back. I wonder if that has anything to do with LDR9 with the speculation of the D in DNC being diamonds

she needs to have a new iconic makeup look, like the ultraviolence black shadow or the NFR! eyeliner

Ok sorry for the spam but one more post. I'm manifesting flutes & harps too & also bridges. NFR lacked bridges but I didn't mind it, COCC had some bridges and they were good & I love them but on BB most of the new written songs didn't have a bridge again( still love this album a lot ). I really want some good bridges on LDR 9 , she was always able to create some gorgeous, stunning bridges & I would love to see that again on LDR 9

besides lana, i don't think there were any releases this yr i actively followed/paid attention to but there are a couple songs that i remember were released this year that i love: back to oz - sufjan stevens welcome back - neil young and crazy horse

DIAMONDS NEVER CRACK She is the diamond — nobody can break her.

diamonds 'n curls... a born to die-esque electric guitar, drums, & strings banger produced by mike dean & emile haynie

7 years of this masterpiece btw missing her and what could've been one of the greatest female rap career of all time