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i love that this thread was created 1 day after blue banisters was released

so true

Rob and abel collab album soon

PLS giving

As we already know an album exists and it's being worked on, will this thread became the pre-prerelease one or will we have a separate one?

"death never came" sounds like a spiritual & instrospective psychedelic synth work of art filled with 9-17 minute long songs

it's giving uncanny valley

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Got you hope he doesn't block me

NEVER STOP THE MADNESS

Other than this being stunning (as usual) this makes me wish LDR9 has nice single covers taken from actual photoshoots. The last time we got matching visuals for everything was LFL (even though the cover wasn't Neil's)

Del Norte County — Aesthetic Board 1. Del Norte County 2. Washed Up 3. God’s Favorite Child 4. At The Corner Of Santa Monica — 5. Blink Twice 6. Penny For Your Thoughts 7. Old Fames to Ashes 8. Rock Candy Sweet

Can someone ask BOZnique if any of the DNC guesses so far have been correct? Dryer than last year’s Thanksgiving turkey in here

Cover concept for the new single

Dawn Never Came

Blue banisters is an okay title, Arcadia would have been a better title, Rock Candy Sweet is an iconic title but I also think it would have been terrible for the last album. I’m still hoping LDR9 is RCS

Or "Liz, i'm calling from California" is just our new "Santa Monica Sinner" and @IanadeIrey might be Lana hidden incognito on LB actually

I didn’t come on to this website again just to hear misinformation sliding out of lust for life’s dry vagoina. It’s not giving slay. I need my pussys thirst quenched so my pussy can become a fast flowing stream of Lana tea.

I do hope that we get a few tracks that remind me of the vocals on Wildflower Wildfire. Her delivery felt really confident, and she seemed to lean into some of her older vocal stylings. She made neat dialectical choices—like pronouncing “million” as “milly-in”—and harkened back to a specific type of vibrato(?) in singing words like “lithium.” I’m neither a linguist nor a vocalist, but I thought some of the BTD & UV vocal similarities were used really well in WFWF. Her tone has been more conversational for her past few records, and I thought it was really refreshing to hear. Maybe someone else has more insight into what I mean lol

the way the title “Death Never Came” would be the perfect antagonistic album to Born To Die (and not Lust For Life)

LMAO at Rob being this era’s Shazam/Alexa

You really have no taste

Lol! You guys are welcome for that title, by the way originally it was “Liz, I’m Calling from Calihoma”, as she and Sean used to make a port-manteau out of “California” and “Oklahoma” (which has a nice ring to it) but I guess everyone misread it—and now keeps campaigning for it— as “Liz, I’m Calling from California”

Why is lust for life acting like an insider again girl plz give it up you know nothing stop teasing shit that ain’t there Periodt pue

what i think is that her “addressing criticism” is has been and will always be her telling her story (see: WW, text book, white dress, black bathing suit, etc) and i think BTIG will be about her own life and her own experiences and will “address criticism” by taking her life story back into her own hands

Dazed N Confused

When they release a piano ballad called ‘Bitter Carolina’

if she's going to put unreleased songs on the album again i hope they're unleaked ones, there were too many dusty corners on blue banisters

this candle smells like pepsi cola this egg is wide like cherry pies

Not Piña Colada but the titles low-key slap, I'm glad the fake leaks are getting more creative

omg wait it actually looks cute as hell i want this..

Just to add a little fuel to the fire… i loved RCS as an album title but NOT for THAT album. RCS has a light, sweet, carefree ring to it that is nowhere in the BB songs. Blue Banisters has a nice singer-songwriter-poetry tone to the title, which mirrors/continues the Chemtrails Over The Country Club road she took.

@uhauIjoe @UhaulJ0e @uhauljoe sis made three accounts

This is NFR meets HM and I'm here for it

we can't discuss the upcoming album in a thread dedicated to the upcoming album?

I used to clown people who put unreleased songs on Lana "leaked" tracklists but then BB happened so...

Your efficient dedication to the joke

i dreamed that i stopped a woman on the street to send a hand written letter to BOZ. then she went to a truck when the lights were red and opened the back of it, BOZ was there looking like a 16 yo incel with a computer in his hands and she sent the letter. i asked him if he could at least vaguely describe LDR9's sound, which i THINK he replied, i don't remember it that much, "no one got it right, but i'm telling you — you will like it" IT'S COMING!!

When you call him Boznique and you’re instantly blocked

Talking Like An Answering Machine knowing she's so iconic that she ends up on every fake tracklist: Talking Like An Answering Machine knowing Lana abandoned her and will never put her on a proper album:

Blue Banisters should have beeen titled Wildflower Wildfire and the tittle track should have been the opening track with the opening lines of "Here's the deal cause I know you wanna talk about it". Thank you.

I can't believe we're still doing this after: 1. Woodvale 2. Sycamore 3. 1989 summer 2021 4. Evermore: The Buckingham Palace Sessions 5. 2022 FolkLoverMore Tour 6. Red + 1989 dual release

I feel like she will announce it either the week before or a few days before. I’m so excited for Capri Sun, I love TITC

Blue Banisters is Iconic

I love how we all collectively love and manifest the fake “Liz, im calling from california” title LMAOOO

just so we don't get any warning points for spamming the thread i'm just gonna get all my goop jokes out in the spoiler

then the sequel honeygoop honeygoop music to buy goop to terrence loves goop goop knows i've tried high because of goop goop freak art deco goop goop norton (intergoop) (goop is my) religion salvatore (goop ice cream) the blackest goop 24 goop products goop song don't let goop be misunderstood

too obvious there's a couple of threads about this too asjidf