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the album title is "Last Minutes of Daylight" and the songs are going to be lengthy, wordy ballads of Lana rushing to get home on the freeway before her groceries melt in the (hot, hot, hot) LA heat.

got bored so i asked dall e to generate the fight sky had with a coyote to get her microphone back

the photo she posted instantly reminded me of the NFR era when she posted random pics around LA from her drives… very nostalgic for that time & her sitting in traffic with her thoughts writing about the sea of red tail lights being beautiful & her lover being annoyed… her pic is hinting that she’s brewing thoughts/lyrics for the new album as the day descends she comes alive again

Another quick little bingo (lyric edition): 1. Jim/Bill takes her down somewhere 2. Not being a candle in the wind 3. Being either wild or crazy (bonus points if she's both) 4. Something being sweet like rock candy 5. Being spun around 6. Referencing the color blue in her no colors era 7. References to famous painters 8. Her karmic lineage 9. Leaving her current city/state to go to another 10. Her imaginary kids/maternity related lyrics

y’all are lagging it’s the way this thread isn’t blowing up when she posted three hours ago where’s the over analyzing?? where’s the delusion???

Dealer slander omg we clearly deserve NOTHINGGGGG

can’t wait for her new single “fingertips tracing plastic bags - that are melting in the LA heat”

I check it i wreck it I turn it around

It was boys and girls and girls and boys The Southern Comfort from your comforter got destroyed It was shady eyes with the violent noise We on the graveyard digging where the love is void We had a meltdown underground Just a cemetery chick, I'm sober now But I still taste your bones when I'm all alone You're the best I ever had, but you've got to go And now I'm on my own I said, "Please don't go" Please don't go

We have the oficial untagged version!

Cast complete! Starting in 10! omg

her instagram photo was her driving to dan auerbachs house to record lanas 2nd rock magnum opus with a dollar store microphone and a wah wah guitar

I'm fighting the urge to search for clues on her post cause she never does that and the caption is literally what the picture is, the last minutes of daylight But delusion is a dangerous thing for a Lana stan like me to have - but I have it

it also says entrance only, the bottoms and the tops won it's a gay album

After the judges' deliberation, the girls are called back on stage to decide who's winning. The Top 2 Queens of the week are... Black Widow and Surf Noir! The top 2 queens lipsync to "Oh, No!" by MARINA and the winner is... SURF NOIR! You're a winner, baby!

And an opera single tonight! Caroline Pavarotti.

I want this to be the energy of LDR9:

my futurism look was inspired by coconut & key lime pie, my hit song with david kahne, because we won't be hearing it until 2054 <3

Sunset 10/17

I think the picture she uploaded of Lana yesterday was from the Italy trip too I hope they actually recorded some footage there even if it's just for an album trailer (+ the GKIT video making an appearance somehow)

chuck filmed lana’s mv magnum opus in italy to the tune of the lead single everyone watch out it’ll be ultraviolence mv x honeymoon x chuck’s pawn shop blues mv x tropico

Denny’s Needs Customers

After the judges' deliberation, the girls are called back on stage to decide who's the winner and who's going home... THE TOPS: * Black Widow * Cady Heroin * Hunky Dory Good job ladies. You're safe! Carmen Jane... Condragulations! You're the winner of today's challenge! THE BOTTOMS: * Lizard Lott * PlastiscRat * Lana Del Rey * Chastity Taylor You're the bottoms of the week... Lana Del Rey, Chastity Taylor... you are safe. Lizard Lott, PlastiscRat... I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination.

THIRD EPISODE! After the double premiere, the girls walk into the werkroom to meet the cast. MINI-CHALLENGE: In today's mini-challenge, the queens do nails with a celebrity and the winner is... CARMEN JANE! MAXI-CHALLENGE: In the maxi challenge, the queens have to create outfits with a specific color scheme. Surf Noir slayed the challenge! lack Widow, Hunky Dory, The Stargirl Pinky and Carmen Jane, had a great performance! PlastiscRat, Lizard Lott, Lizzy Grant, BartenderDeco, Cady Heroin, May Pu$$ay Cola, Chastity Taylor and Dee P. Throat had a good performance. Lana Del Rey and May Jailer had a bad performance... JUDGING: Based on tonight's performances... Surf Noir, May Jailer, Black Widow, Lana Del Rey, Hunky Dory, Dee P. Throat, The Stargirl Pinky and Chastity Taylor... represent the tops and bottoms of the week. Carmen Jane, PlastiscRat, Lizard Lott, Lizzy Grant, BartenderDeco, Cady Heroin and May Pu$$ay Cola are safe.

SECOND EPISODE - Double Premiere pt. 2 CAST: * Lizard Lott * PlastiscRat * Chastity Taylor * The Stargirl Pinky * Lana Del Rey * Cady Heroin * May Pu$$ay Cola * BartenderDeco MINI-CHALLENGE: In today's mini-challenge, the queens do a quiz about a celebrity and the winner is... MAY PU$$SAY COLA! MAXI-CHALLENGE: In the maxi challenge, the queens will record vocals and perform in a Girl Group number for the original song " Break Up (Bye Bye)". Lana Del Rey, Chastity Taylor and BartenderDeco had a great performance! PlastiscRat, had a good performance. Lizard Lott, had a bad performance. Cady Heroin, The Stargirl Pinky and May Pu$$ay Cola flopped the challenge... RUNWAY: It's time for the runway! And the category is... DENIM & DIAMONDS! Cady Heroin and Lizard Lott slayed the runway! Chastity Taylor, May Pu$$ay Cola and BartenderDeco had a great runway. The Stargirl Pinky, Lana Del Rey and PlastiscRat had a good runway. y'all did not see that... let's continue!

i did that maybe i'll start a p.r friendship with marina in the future, who knows <3

YELLING

miz jailer is all over the place girl

FIRST EPISODE - Double Premiere pt. 1 CAST: * Black Widow * Hunky Dory * Dee P. Throat * May Jailer * Lizzy Grant * Surf Noir * Carmen Jane MINI-CHALLENGE: In today's mini-challenge, the queens do a photoshoot about balls and the winner is... MAY JAILER! MAXI-CHALLENGE: In the maxi challenge, the queens will record vocals and perform in a Girl Group number for the original song "I'm in Love!" Black Widow, Surf Noir and Lizzy Grant had a great performance! Hunky Dory, Carmen Jane and Dee P. Throat, had a good performance. May Jailer had a bad performance... RUNWAY: It's time for the runway! And the category is... FUTURISM! Hunky Dory and Carmen Jane slayed the runway! Black Widow, Surf Noir, Dee P. Throat and May Jailer had a good runway. Lizzy Grant, had a bad runway...

Name: Cady Heroin Stats: Random Photo:

i just asked mike dean if he’s working with lana again and he liked my reply

she shaped my entire personality i fear

it’s been 10 years LEAK IT

I don’t know….I feel like something big is coming

6th album cycle of manifesting a reworked NOIR GLAMOROUS FAMOUS NOTORIOUS DANGEROUS

I'll continue tomorrow, y'all! I hope this wasn't boring!

may jailer has lots of potential she just needs to grow into her career then she'll be ready we all know how it went she doesn't know yet

After the judges' deliberation, the girls are called back on stage to decide who's the winner and who's going home... THE TOPS: * Black Widow... * Hunky Dory... * The Stargirl Pinky... Good job ladies. You're safe! Surf Noir... Condragulations! You're the winner of today's challenge! THE BOTTOMS: * May Jailer * Lana Del Rey * Dee P. Throat * Chastity Taylor... You're the bottoms of the week... Dee P. Throat, Chastity Taylor... you are safe. May Jailer, Lana Del Rey... I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination.

After the judges' deliberation, the girls are called back on stage to decide who's winning. The Top 2 Queens of the week are... Chastity Taylor and Bartender Deco! The top 2 queens lipsync to "Cover Girl" by RuPaul and the winner is... CHASTITY TAYLOR! You're a winner, baby!

inb4 episode two is next week

let me put on my peach lip gloss that jimmy got me at k-mart with my gold leopard-print dress... surf noir is ready to slay

nobody asked but i saw this when i was little and i didn't know who taylor swift was and i didn't understand what a "parody" was either. so i just thought this was a real song and i sent it to everyone and posted it everywhere cause i loved it so much just thought i'd contribute to this thread

I wanna join too! randomize my stats because I think it's funnier that way my name will be Carmen Jane and my look:

i'm ready to be a drag queen this can be my look: you can randomize my stats and let fate decide

revisiting SAWAYAMA and she's clearly never topping this. she was ahead of her time, she deserves her flowers NOW methinks

Billy-eEeAaAaAwWwWnSsS

she is not taylor swift she does not care about hiding things in her posts (thankfully) on that note LAST MINUTES OF DAYLIGHT lead single out FRIDAY

ROCKAFELLA MY UMBRELLA DEATH NEVER CAME BABY

how can i not know what i need right now could NEVER

love how we sneak this word into every pre-release thread