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The “OUT September 2024” still in this thread title is so funny bsjdjjf

Hi LanaBoards, I'm an insider who is Lana's friend's cousin 4 times removed and I can confirm that an unheard old Lizzy Grant demo called "Doing Coke Behind The Willow Tree In The Louisiana Swamp" will be featured on Lasso!

do you people not have hobbies? jobs? pretending to know information on a lana del rey online forum really cant be very fulfilling

I made a moodboard for Lasso and the vinyl needs to be swampy lilac

when the lasso album is going to have music and lyrics and when the music and lyrics are amazing and when lana del rey sings them

Hello, All, I have been lurking here for a while, seeing all the 'insiders' post fake info is funny. I, however, am a real insider, and have listened to what you know as Lasso. - It is a mix of Ultraviolence and Honeymoon - OG fans will be happy - There are soft rock and jazzy elements - Track 6 is an invitation - Track 2 is P**** L*** I will be holding a Q&A in 1 hour

Hi All ***** *******, ******** ***** ***. ******* – *******************. * ** ********** ***********, ************! ********** *****. ************** **************** *********** ********, ********* *******!

See what happens. Entertain one and three more follow

People are becoming horny now, Lana please release LASSO 💜

lock the thread & ban everyone

Now that there's no upcoming shows and no album news my life feels empty Idk how did I survive every other pre-release era but after I joined Lanaboards I've suddendly grown more impatient I'm blaming y'all

i'm manifesting at least 1 song with jazzy, saxophoney New Orleans swamp jazz It's the voodoo, New Orleans south

I wish the fake insiders came in with actual fake news instead of saying shit like “I got to listen to the album!” ok… where’s the fun… where’s the fake dates the fake titles the fake lyrics come on now! get to work.

Guys, I just reread the predictions of Balkan prophetess Baba Vanga for this year and she apparently said that Lana’s album will come out on Halloween as a way to scare Satan away (I think she meant Trump here). According to her, the album will focus on space country themes, imagine an Alabama colony on Mars. Nikki Lane is on the album, also Jack Donoghue makes moaning sounds on track 7 which is a witchy chant extrapolating the Judah Smith interlude. Lana will receive 4 grammys for the album and will receive critical acclaim. Beyonce and Shakira will do a cover of the lead single on BBC Radio 1 live lounge.

obsessed with you listening to it once and scribbling notes like “track 7 bridge”..

Imagine she’s lassoing an entire airboat for the cover

Manifesting amazing vocals! I need variety of low and high vocals in the songs. Henry Come On had that low Tropico 2013 era vocals, I kinda missed. So did Country Roads

I’m contemplating my existence and reality after reading all the last few posts in this thread.

Okay y’all 🤠 Jinn was fun and all, but let’s try and steer this thread back to more serious Lasso topics/discussions (which yes, at the time is very limited). Many of these posts belong in Random/Lana conversation, and there’s no need to keep this thread alive and breathing with nonsense also, a quick little heads up for anyone who is thinking of pulling a Jinn, trolling is against the forum rules and we will be mod queuing and warning any and all copycats

I feel confident she will release a single in September I really do.

So lemme come up with a fake souther gothic whore anthems album tracklist: LASSO 1. Spin that lasso 2. Horse D 3. Voodoo S*x Doll (Supernatural F*ck) 4. Alabama Brother Love 5. I Was Abducted at the N*dist Swamp When I Was Your Age - It Was Fun and There Was a Monster With Some Monstruous Features, You Just Had to Be There 6. Black Magic Farts (He Likes It When) 7. No Such Thing as Sad 8. Ethel Cain (feat. Ethel Cain) 9. Mermaid Brothel 10. Bayou Gush 11. Cowgirl (feat. Nikki Lane) 12. Boom Like That 13. The food was *ss, but his hands were big 14. Ride (Reprise) 15. Sweet Home Alabama

Nothing comes close to in the cock in the cockpit...

fame is a gun my pussy is fun i don’t get along with anyone my eyes are red my nails are blue i’d love to see a gun in you d so hard like lasso like a rock grab my neck and take off my left sock ride a horse and eat me like an apple i want people to call us a hot couple

Now whos this

Having dreams about an album that hasn't even been officially announced and of which we know little or nothing shows how mentally ill we all are here.

What did the head clown say to the rest of the clowns? “Hi LanaBoards”

I knew this switch up was gonna happen every single time a female artist blows up and gets a lot of praise people wait for them to do something that they can blow way out of proportion to justify their hate train. If she didn’t make that video about her boundaries with fans (which imo was 100% valid) people would’ve found something else to cling to and drag her over.

Hi Lanaboards I had early access to Lasso and can confirm it sounds like blue banisters meet betty boop boop Kind regards

Hi lanaboards, I got lucky and I listened to lasso and I just love the Song "H**** C****** O* M* P**** L***"😝 I don't want to leak the full title track🙁

girl you are one post away from a MQ for trolling atp

If these are the simpler lyrics Lana was talking about in that interview and they turn out to be real, then what?

ok girl... is this from the "motherfucker take out your gun" song?

Oh lord, here we go again placid vs JinnWithin

It's was funny for once but not for the second time

omg Baba’s vanga ate with this one

In other words a spiritual sequel to Lizzy Grant (!!!) She’s blonde and everything. It makes perfect sense.

i'm not a mod but i'm lowkey traumatized (i know that the word is overused but you know what i mean, maybe tired is a better word) from pranks and the fact is that you will get a warning point for pranking

AKA rerelease incoming

Okay guys, so what if Lana reworked and extended 'Roses Bloom For You' and she's gonna release it on Lasso and that's why she soundchecked this song at Rock en Seine (August 21, 2024)- 'cause she wanted to "tease" it. I might just be delusional but that would make sense to me tbh That song really fits to Lasso (it has similar vibe to that snippet of Henry) Furthermore- RBFY is one of 4 songs that were "left on a cutting room floor" and she said she might include these songs somewhere (TNBAR and Yosemite were also these scrapped ones but later were released) sooo maybe something is up with this song.

Only if Kamala wins

This thread has really been a reflection of the global unemployment rate this week Like it's fun, but we can only handle one fake insider per week.

ok pack it up, you said everything Jinn said was fake, but now you confirmed one of his lyrics post the poop and go

I’m not entertaining this one.

Lasso has officially invaded my dreams Last night I dreamt that someone on LB somehow got access to the Lasso vinyl before it was released, but it didn't have any songs on it. It was a topic on LB and I was franticly trying to find where to buy it before I realised that it hadn't been released yet, someone just got hold of it early. The cover was in tones of blue and green and it was a dreamy arty painting that was kind of collaged (not like phone collages, like proper art collages), but I don't remember what was on it and the vinyl was swirled green and silver. Lana's team must have found out it had made its way into the hands of the GP and so they decided to release Lasso literally one day later via some shop nobody has ever heard of before and we were all clamouring to get it. I also dreamt that I got the chance to interview Lana, but I got the date wrong and turned up a week early, and then the dream stopped before the actual real date happened

okay question 1 provide evidence that we can trust you

She mentioned it in her Vogue interview recently

guys all they said was that they didn't see the title "Henry, Come On" on the list of songs, but that could just be because the song isn't titled "Henry, Come On." We didn't know the title for "Candy Necklace" for a while.