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Literally not me leaving LanaBoards for 2 hours to do work for my actual job for me to come back to all hell breaking loose in this thread...Disappointed, but not surprised! Thank you @Clampigirl for locking the thread. I'll be going through the thread to hand out WPs where I feel they're needed, and moving fighting posts out of here. Until then, the thread's staying locked. After that, I'll be keeping it under close moderation until I go to sleep. Can't catch no breaks here x

y'all are going to appreciate LMLYLAW so much more within the context of the album, don't even @ me

anyways imagine nothing happening on 19th.... the collapse

Since the last 10 pages (at least!) are filled with off-topic posts and I start seeing GIF spamming happening in the later pages, I will lock the thread. It will be unlocked when Elle or other mods decide to do so.

when the album doesn't appear on spotify on the 19th and instead country covers album with nikki lane comes up

daily reminder that tulsa jesus freak, dark but just a game, not all who wander are lost and yosemite have no piano at all

We get to hear Yosemite in its full glory in 15 days we won

Nothing's safe when it comes to Lana.

MODS ARE ONLINE RUN

Yosemite causing all this conversation! yup! yup i woke up this morning and poured diesel fuel on the lawn and threw a molotov at it

Did everyone try the Chemtrails over the Country Club (Official Music Video)? I thought the Chemtrails over the Country Club (Official Music Video) was lovely

Something's definitely in the air... everyone is on edge and that's because the album trailer is just around the corner...

form your own opinions. you'll have a better experience xx

one person said it was their least favorite off of the album and now you're all losing your shit... wait until the album is out and form your own opinion...

The album is literally coming out in 366 hours and 49 minutes. We have lived through over 5760 hours since she announced the title - we got this! No need to stress or panic!

The tension in this thread today

yall forget yosemite was made during early lust for god sessions when she wrote the title track demo and heroin, her brain was huge during those times

@salvatore is typing

now that's fucking low sorry

Us when we hear the full context of what Lana did for you, for me, for free, and for the right reasons

It’s not too late to delete this ungodly manifestation

I can’t possibly see the logic behind LMLYLAW as a single, I’m sorry. Terrible choice. It falls so flat and will only sound good in the context of the album.

This thread is ldraddiculous

the way that @lustforlife is our new reliable insider

remember bongos. one gay's rating can't and won't ruin the expectation

Hey guys, look the third picture disc dropped:

Whether or not eclipse likes something doesn’t tell y’all anything about whether you will like it. Don’t let it ruin your excitement/first listen if you’ve been waiting on Yosemite.

not yall believing this

salvatore in this thread:

Dark but Just Lanaboards

go off bestie #bringbackthefun

Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future Honeymoon 2.0 CONFIRMED!

As a mod, I dread for the day-before-the-official-release day and when tracks start to leak.

a bop tho, maybe NAWWAL will be the same

Washing my hair Doin the laudry

Yosemite is a 5 minute song made in 2015/16 by Rick Nowels. It was Lanas fave from LFL and it has bongos, guitar & synths credited. There is no way it's going to be a bad song And it's also her return to nature

bongo solo on yosemite me thinks

Eclipse constantly asks for attention and brags with information he should not have, this is what 90% of his internet persona is about (the other 10% are pretty likeable though). So I really have 0 sympathy for him playing the victim on Twitter rn

the ass kissing is sad to see at this point, he's not gonna send you anything yes there are people who desperately beg for more from him but most of us are over riddle boy's antics. it's one thing to tease lyrics for kiis but doing it for your own personal gain is pathetic

queen of rhyming scene with seen

yosemite was written in the very early lust for life era, which was almost like a continuation of honeymoon, with a folky, optimistic vibe, a natural progression from honeymoon's soothing, loungeful, luscious, yet lonely and yearning soundscape, and it's "return to nature" is reminiscent of something more simplistic, yet everlasting in it's beauty, like oh say can you see, cotcc is going to be a mix between honeymoon & aka, the heart of the album, yosemite, will be a perfect reflection of that, need i say more?

exactly yosemite is an acquired taste, it's like fine wine, bartender, it has to grow on you you have to absorb its magnificence before you realize its one of the best songs the record only the best sommeliers will get it

what is it going to be like? what is it going to be like????? what is it going to be like when i listen to my baby my godmother my light my holy divinity my mother the daughter and the holy spirit reborn rebirthed onto my holy lands on half dome??? it's going to fucking transcendent truly this is my song i've poured gallons and US fluid ounces of blood over soil and flower rings and sparked mushroom into hues of bioluminescent greens and shades of saccharine red this is something i've waited YEARS for down on my bruised hands and brittled knees taking my trachings from garham4anything and my fights against this godforsaken site and its unbelieving users to deliver myself onto greatness the only greatness the best greatness to come from greatness bestow greatness the greatest no mp3 the start of yosemite was a tumultuous alpha era and there isn't an omega the genesis of yosemite coming from the cultural shifting years of 2016 about life and love and the change of relationships over time and the pursuit of happiness in a landscape so primordial in comparison to the hustling modern nostalgia of Love's los angeles how lana had begun her career with video games and this same song being inspired by that same man the man and muse of her artistry pre-bullshit yosemite being the carrying drive and bookend to this chronological saga we call her discography how beautiful and breezy life can be finding herself in love with the normalcy and drudge of a relationship built for 2 meant for 1 and finding herself on the hills of yosemite surrounded by speakeasy flowers and toustling overgrowth of weeds and roots the pines the falls the geometry it isn't simple whatsoever it's divine it's sacred it's a land of permanent awe and wonder this song coming from Lana's lips the acoustic glass bottle coke daisy dancing ballad being the sister to lust for life's origins as best american record when it was truly the best american record one could find unparalleled with Malibu being the mother of the now orphaned Get Free the reminisce of Change being the grief-stricken realization that Yosemite hadn't been realistic and confined to a delusional paramount of growth the temple in the sky the fire atop the peaks of the mountains in ones life Yosemite was that pure beacon for me and herself when herself was defined by something greater this biblical testament adam and eve sworn away to secrecy of a different time i prayed and prayed and hunted and emailed journalists and found photographers for answers and clues i've combed the catacombs of magazines and interviews made corkboards of pieces structured together to find the whereabouts of this song that not even dirty cheeto tipped fingers of leakers had their hands on truly Yosemite was elusive and so unknown to everyone but me and myself and i knew best american record would recreate her resurgence on a new record and when MAC/VB were released and NFR was but a synopsis of a title I knew it had BAR in it's neon veins and i was right almost a year in advance and ever so patiently i waited and i waited and i knew that therefor and thereafter the godly sister of TNBAR would make her resurgence to the true sister record of NFR! in her her absolute and upon this realization I went into hibernation praying more and denouncing my image into pure sacrifice and now on the precipice of something greater Yosemite is being delivered the act of this song is 5 years in the making and 4 years of the waiting and i will be reborn in new light for the best song in her discography truly i will be reborn i am constantly being reborn and so is everyone else here you are all being reborn nothing will amount of the beauty and heaviness that'll be discerned from Yosemite i'm going to be released with light and power and i suggest everyone to start fucking running because i won

instead of leaking a song that's going to be officially released, they should just leak unidentified flying bill, crazy for you, bikini gold, california demo, and diet mtn. dew baby instead

it's honestly really shitty that people will leak song lyrics for promo... a song they don't own, and a song that's going to be officially released...