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Well everyone, it's that time of year again! Our annual Lipsters Awards is our site's own awards ceremony where we all come together to honour the best of the best (and the worst of the worst.) Morning Preparations: page 33 Red Carpet: page 53 Awards Ceremony: page 68 After Party: page 93 Though we’ve been without our infamous “Time Online” tracker for awhile, I’m sure you all can recognize who our most recent visitors are! The Most Active award will be bestowed upon the member that frequently blesses us with their posts. Also thanks for boosting our AdSense revenue xx Winner: @Surf Noir Runner Up: @YourGirl666 Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @Pineapple B00ST, @Super Movie Sometimes a thought isn’t worth a thread post, and that’s okay! The recipient of the Status Updater award is the one who makes the best use out of our Status Update feature to let us know their thoughts for the day, their favourite new tunes, their drunken rambles, and the like. Winner: @Mer Runner Up: @Alison by Slowdive Other nominees: @May, @Pineapple B00ST, @Super Movie Whether it be a Lana pun, an iconic song title, or just a pure imaginative name, we all have that one member whose name makes us smile, and the Best Username award is for that special someone. Winner: @LanasLeftCheekFiller Runner Up: @takeitdoen Other nominees: @daddyauerbach, @IanadeIrey, @Mash Tragic For Worst Username... well.. we will just assume your first option was taken. Winner: @Jack Antonoff is a God Runner Up: @LanasLeftCheekFiller Other nominees: @arcadialovesong2018, @lanasbottom, @Lentilus Dealer Hoe The Best Taste award is to honour the member who embodies the embodiment of true taste. That shining strawberry in the fruit salad, the Black Cherry in White Claw variety pack, that beautiful shiitake mushroom in the stir-fry. Let’s discuss this – they’re disgusting, you’re delicious. Winner: @Surf Noir Runner Up: @IanadeIrey Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @Super Movie Well, you can’t agree with everyone. Opposite from our previous award, the Worst Taste award is for the one whose opinions are the moldy cantaloupe in the fruit salad, the picked-over Natural Lime in the White Claw variety pack, the shriveled up cabbage in the stir-fry. We’re sorry, but we still love you anyway. Winner: @Terrence Loves Me Runner Up: @Jack Antonoff is a God Other nominees: @baddisease, @lustforlife, @The Siren This award is reserved for our little America’s Sweetheart, the ray of sunshine in every thread who always keeps it sugary sweet. Let’s show our appreciation for those who make LanaBoards an enjoyable place to be with the Nicest Member award. Winner: @IanadeIrey Runner Up: @Elle Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @Surf Noir No negativity on this site, thank u. But it happens sometimes. This award is for our feisty kitten who has no shame in digging their claws in every now and then. Take your Rudest Member award and then maybe chill out. Winner: @lustforlife Runner Up: @lanasbottom Other nominees: @Deadly Cruel Girl, @Rorman Nockwell, @TrashMagiq Old is gold. This award is to honour our member who has continued to come back year after year despite the madness, the one who has become truly ingrained within LanaBoards culture. Give a salute as we honour our favourite LanaBoards veteran with the Veteran Member award. (Note: Only accounts who have joined before August 2016 are eligible for this award) Winner: @Elle Runner Up: @Trash Magic Other nominees: @Creyk, @Hundred Dollar Bill, @YUNGATA As our memberbase has expanded by over 40% in the past year, it’s only right we honour those who are new members to our community! The Best New Member award is for our favourite new face, who thankfully hasn’t been scared away yet. We hope you stick around. (Note: Only accounts who have joined after August 2020 are eligible for this award) Winner: @honeybadger Runner Up: @COCC Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @BluebirdXO, @Gravitate Everybody loves an underdog. The Underrated Member award is for the member who you feel doesn’t get enough credit around here, and deserves to be celebrated. Winner: @Hydroponic Weeds Runner Up: @boom like that Other nominees: @drugmunny, @rightofjupiter, @stupidapartmentcomplex Though I resent this award each year, at this point it has become tradition. The Best Banned Member award is to honour someone who is no longer here with us due to their own naughtiness. Perhaps a legend in their own right, pour out a drink for our fallen sisters with this award. Winner: @arcadialovesong2018 Other nominees: @13bitches, @DeluluKing (disqualified), @isthismelancholia The Most Missed Sis award is for someone who isn't necessarily a banned member, but for one who hasn't been around for awhile. Who do you miss seeing? Who do you want to have their comeback era? Let them know through this award. (Don’t let user May gaslight you into thinking they’re dead though.) Winner: @electra Runner Up: @stupidapartmentcomplex Other nominees: @ArtDecoDelRey, @salvatore, @Sitar Whether it be because of their huge Lana collection, their knowledge of Lana’s life history, their frequency at live shows, or just their general massive appreciation for Lana, the Biggest Stan award will honour the true ride or die (bitch.) Winner: @Elle Runner Up: @Surf Noir Other nominees: @IanadeIrey, @That Venice Bitch, @gatadelrey “When will people be over her? I am a Hater.” Although this is a whole forum dedicated to Lana herself, we do have those members who give her a hard time, and that’s why I cross my fingers that Lana doesn’t visit here too often. Although I don’t endorse the hatred, perhaps the Biggest Lana Hater award can give a little hint-hint nudge-nudge to ease off… or just add more fuel to the fire. Winner: @Rorman Nockwell Runner Up: @lanasbottom Other nominees: @Deadly Cruel Girl, @shady, @TrashMagiq Again, although this is a Lana forum, we have plenty of members who are here solely for our entertainment section. Ten years in, and the Charli XCX thread is still the largest thread on the site. So, who’s your favourite Angel? Your favourite Crybaby? Your favourite Diamond? Your favourite Cathy? The Hybrid Fan award is our special thanks to a member who continues to visit, even if Lana isn’t their primary reason for their stay. Everyone is welcome a seat at the table. Winner: @TrashMagiq Runner Up: @the ocean Other nominees: @Elle, @EXODUS, @Veinsineon Also known as the Big Eyes or the Norman Fucking Rockwell award, the Best Artist award honours our true artists – whether it be for their physical or digital art, we truly have so much talent here. (I will also being taking note of the nominees for future help with site design materials. As you can tell, I couldn’t find anyone to help me for this year’s Lipsters’ graphics and had to scramble it all together myself last minute. Graphic design is my passion xx) Winner: @TrashMagiq Runner Up: @kallumlavigne Other nominees: @cherri, @Cherry Blossom, @Trash Magic We have talent of all kinds here, including those who are masters of audio art! Whose remixes have tricked you into believing a demo of a Lana song leaked on the site that shall not be named? Who do you wish will be Lana’s next core producer? Let them know with the Best Audio Artist award. Winner: @plastiscguy Runner Up: @bigspender Other nominees: @Actor, @Glitter Boy, @takeitdoen It’s no doubt that LanaBoards can be a war zone, and this award is for the member who always tries to keep the peace. Whether it be a moderator or an unofficial officer, let’s honour the member who walks into the depth of the fire to put out the flames with the Peace Keeper award. I’ll also be taking note of these nominees as possible future mods, or those mods who deserve an extra pat on the back. Appreciate ya. Winner: @Clampigirl Runner Up: @Niko Dealergo Other nominees: @Elle, @IanadeIrey, @takeitdoen The Attention Whore award is to give a gentle nudge that this place is in fact LanaBoards, not ____Boards. No disrespect here, just honesty. Winner: @lustforlife Runner Up: @May Other nominees: @arcadialovesong2018, @Pineapple B00ST, @YourGirl666 If LanaBoards had a dating app, who would be your super like? Who has you drooling in the Pictures of You thread? The Be My Daddy Award - for Hottest Member is to honour the hottest of the hot, whether you’re a daddy, mommy, or sexy enby. Winner: @Elle Runner Up: @Venice Other nominees: @Mer, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @your dealer The Self-Loathing Poet Award - for Best Blogger was nixed for last year’s awards, but I’m bringing it back because when I updated the site last year I had to pay an extra $75 to renew this feature so you bet damn well I’m going to award those who actually make use of it, and perhaps encourage people to use it more frequently in this upcoming year. Winner: @Elle Runner Up: @the ocean Other nominees: @Leader of The Pack, @Mer, @The Siren Whether it be someone who has a meltdown over every single Lana notification or just simply cannot hold themselves back from falling apart all over the boards, the Queen of Disaster Award - for Drama Queen is for them. A little extra dramatics never hurt anyone. Most of the time. Winner: @arcadialovesong2018 Runner Up: @lustforlife Other nominees: @lanaswildflowers, @Rorman Nockwell, @YourGirl666 Which member’s posts give you continuous war flashbacks, the same kind of feeling you get whenever you see a picture of a typewritten message posted on IG? The Q.F.T.C Award - for Most Problematic Member is for them, and I hope their own QFTC proclamation awaits. Winner: @lustforlife Runner Up: @arcadialovesong2018 Other nominees: @lanasbottom, @May, @YourGirl666 This award has been given a new title inspired by our infamous mod queues! Perhaps this is a member who is no stranger to the mod queue or one that maybe you think deserves one to have their unhinged posts moderated before public view. (Disclaimer that the winner of the Mod Queue Award - for Most Annoying Member award will not actually receive mod queue for it lol. At least not yet anyway.) Winner: @lustforlife Runner Up: @arcadialovesong2018 Other nominees: @DeluluKing, @May, @YourGirl666 Even after trudging through the chaos that was 2020, 2021 did also not disappoint when it came to drama. Whether it be site-related drama or Lana-related drama, there is never a dry day in the Lana Fandom. The Drama of the Year award is for the little extra spice within the fandom that took the cake this year. Note: Please only nominate drama related to Lana or LanaBoards. Do not nominate any off-site drama, even if it involved our members. Winner: Chemtrails Over the Country Club album cover reveal Runner Up: Fake insiders, notably @lustforlife Other nominees: Fake leaks / snippets, LanaBoards Fights Thread created by @arcadialovesong2018, Lana Del Rey deactivating her social media accounts Every year, there is always one certain thread that gives us that lust for life that keeps this site alive. The Thread of the Year award is to honour that thread and all the chaos and wonderfulness that ensued within it. We wouldn’t be without it. Winner: Unidentified Flying Bill - Pre-Leak Thread Runner Up: Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread Other nominees: Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread, Fat cock Santa grants you a Lana wish, The Pine Tree Thread Although I refuse to fully acknowledge that leaks are a huge part of LanaBoards culture, it’s true that we wouldn’t be without them either. Which locked away masterpiece that broke away from its chains wowed you this year? Whether it be a song we had been counting down the days for or a complete surprise, it’s only right that we honour these previously hidden gems with the Leak of the Year award. *Please nominate up to 5 of your favourite Lana songs that were leaked this year. The top 5 will continue to the next voting round.* Winner: Unidentified Flying Bill Runner Up:If I Die Young (On & On & On) Other nominees: French Restaurant, Wild One, Yes to Heaven (Version 4) Eligible songs: Another new award! As Lana has blessed us with two complete records this year, I thought it would be appropriate to award our favourite song among the 26 she released this year with the Song of the Year award. *Please nominate up to 5 of your favourite Lana songs that were released this year. The top 5 will continue to the next voting round* Winner: Black Bathing Suit Runner Up: White Dress Other nominees: Chemtrails Over the Country Club, Dealer, Yosemite Eligible songs: This award is for our true living legend. Who truly made LanaBoards what it was this year? Let us bestow our honour upon this sacred member through our most coveted award we can offer - the Lipster of the Year award. We'll be painting our banisters green & grey for you. Winner: @Surf Noir Runner Up: @IanadeIrey Other nominees: @Elle, @Super Movie, @TrashMagiq

Let’s not forget about King Delulu for “Best Banned Member”

Have y’all seen this? I do follow BoZ on Twitter and it’s real. He said it wasn’t LYTAN but that it wasn’t not Lana

Well, just because I’m this year’s host doesn’t mean I can’t campaign for myself too! Elle - for your consideration… Nicest Member I always try to sprinkle sunshine whenever I go, and even when i have to lay down the law with a mod queue or warning point, I always do it with lots of love Veteran Member I have truly put my life on the line for this country website, dueling through many battles over being a member for the past 8 1/2 years & owner for the past 5! Biggest Stan Not only am I the gracious owner of the largest Lana Del Rey fan site, but I have arguably one of the largest Lana collections that includes over 165 magazines, over 100 clothing items as seen on LDR, and hundreds of other merch items! Here's a photo of my collection that I took last year, and if you can even imagine it, it's even larger now: Peace Keeper Again, I know it’s not fun when I have to lay down the law sometimes, but without my efforts this place would honestly be a hell hole, you gotta admit it. Be My Daddy - for Hottest Member Okay I've been runner up for this award for the past 4 years in a row, so this year I'm really gunning for the gold. In case you need a refresher of my beautiful face, here was my yearly submission to the Pictures of You thread: Lipster of the Year All I'm going to say is that this place wouldn't be here without me...

I re-read BOZ’s commented and he said (about the phrase Rock Candy Sweet) “she must have liked it too much to leave it in the past” so to me, that’s suggesting it’s a new song, and not a 2019 Jack track

Thread of the year for @YourGirl666 ofc

SNL could have at least played the New Shapes or Good Ones music video during the show to at least create some promo since its their fault it got cancelled last minute

BOZ just confirmed on ATRL this ISN’T the colab song we’re getting around February

Attention whore, who, me? 💖

The way us Lana stans never lose. We got 2 albums in less than a year, already being teased with the next, and we're getting multiple unreleased songs in 4 days. Lipsters are truly the luckiest fandom

So if it's not RCS then what is it? I'm starting to feel the pre-release vibes again omg Also, him liking it is a pretty clear sign that whatever song this is is a departure in sound from Chemtrails and BB

He added: « get excited but not too much, don’t know when it’s coming yet but it’s coming and it’s GOOD »

i'll be done with exams just in time to revive my presence for the lipsters but really i'll just be here to watch miss @Surf Noir sweep the awards

Del Norte County could actually be it The pieces of the puzzle are coming together

https://lana.lnk.to/sandinmycoochieandmycoochieinthesand

She’s so fine it’s sickening

i wish i had more time to be on LB right now but have been so busy lately. good luck everyone!! i miss the chaos here.

I think we can all agree that U.F.B. deserves leak of the year

Arcadialovesong69 is going to sweep the awards

Me taking home every award In all seriousness, though, this is so exciting! I'm really happy I'll be participating this year and I think it's going to be a lot of fun

Boz (at least from what I’ve seen) can be really critical of Lana’s discography, so I feel a confident, all-caps “GOOD” is saying something Lana has come to overthrow NFR’s throne, methinks…I just know LDR9 will be a fan favorite. I can feel it

When it does have BTD production because its for the BTD 10 year rerelease

BoZ should have his DATMIMBC moment

Rock Candy Sweet is 3 words... DNC is 3 words... Del Norte County has an area of 1,230 miles... 3 represents harmony, wisdom, and understanding... 333 indicates that you are on the right path despite doubt... So we are on the right path to understanding the release date... In conclusion, Del Norte County is coming out in 3 months

The mention of sand and beaches makes me think strongly of the Del Norte County theory Also symbolically the wave on that jacket ties right into the lyric as well

what i heard (please dont drag me) something is comin on the first 3 months she is planning small tour with a few dates on usa jack is back she have 3-5 songs ready to go and was writing and producing when she grandma dies so things can take a little more time than planned

ROCK CANDY SWEET SUPREMACY IKTR I CANT BELIEVE WE’RE GETTING IT-

If I don't get nominated after all of the fake leaks I made for y'all to enjoy...

https://lana.lnk.to/rockcandysweet and so it begins..

okay MISS LANA DO SOMETHING AND LET US ENTER the pre-pre-release before 2022!!! We are fucking ready.

Reasons to nominate me: Hybrid Fan: I randomly won it last year so I thought why not campaign for it for this year. TrashMagiq for Hybrid Fan! Best Artist: I mean look at the material! Lipster of the Year: Cause I keep it festive! & it would be weird to campaign for the other 2 but not this one since it's like the main award of the night so nominate me yass! TrashMagiq for Lipster of the Year!

Sky ferreira ended fiona with one album

Oh how I’ve missed reading everyone’s speculation and collective freak outs since BB release . I truly love this place. Manifesting a surfy, psychedelic, witchy, synth heavy, Mike Dean / Emile / Jack produced LDR9 with an early June release date. Lana always has and always will be summertime music to me

Man…I’m excited. Something about her more colourful and bold fashion lately — paired with these lyrics — suggests something a bit more mid-tempo. These lyrics remind me a lot of the beach motif on LFL tracks (13 Beaches, Cherry, Summer Bummer) so I wonder if we’re in for something hot and summery like that

hes heavily hinted at Father John Misty

Someone ask boz for a riddle or something, like give us information but make it vague so we can entertain ourselves w guessing for the time being since he said it’s “too early” for explicit info. Give us a breadcrumb trail king

I really hope she is actually doing something with RCS. I've always loved that title. The colors that come to mind with it for me are bubblegum pink, baby blue and pale lilac

PLS STFU OMG

hi hello! Dropping some names for my favorite lipsters @Alison by Slowdive @YourGirl666 @honeybadgerand @BluebirdXO for best new members because they are newcomers who are already pivotal to the boards All four are eligible aswell @stupidapartmentcomplex @honeybadger and @SweetHenny for underrated members they are some of the sweetest and funniest people on here and they are slept on, they deserve the recognition even if they have been inactive as of late @cherri has some amazing artwork that actually really deserves an award. They truly have some gorgeous art And @Alison by Slowdive again for best status updater like literally the amount of iconic updates they post on here like the robbery that this award would be if it doesn't go to miss alison.. I mean do I even have to tell everyone to nominate @Surf Noir for Lipster of the Year like its a given by this point And lastly I nominate @boom like that for clown of the year, I think he makes a great clown and he works hard doing it. Being a clown isn't so easy, it isn't just a hobby nor something done by leisure. Its a lifestyle, a way of life, a life of living I think he really deserves to win clown of the year because he IS clown of the year

here we go

When honeymounz leaks Santa Baby (Chromatica Jockstrap Remix feat. Lil’ Pegger) on Christmas to sweep this year’s Leak of the Year award

@Elle for Nicest Member!!

having my eyes on the worst username award speaking it into existence NOW

So excited! And I have to echo the queen@annedauphine, these Blue Banisters title-cards are my fave <3 I wouldn’t mind a LB theme in the vein of these… Thank you for organizing all of this, @Elle!

well well well here we go gorls