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Tonight, Lana Del Rey is celebrating her 37th birthday with friends and family in Los Angeles, California. Earlier in the day:

Call me crazy but I’d take an unreleased track on LDR9 if we hadn’t heard it before. I want the passion and emotion of UFB HE WHISPERS TO ME THAT SOMETIMES HE THINKS HE SEES THINGS OVER THE WATER

they just spent the day together for her birthday it ain’t that deep

Googling Ayahuasca because I want to join the conversation but I have no idea what you‘re talking about Anyway, https://lana.lnk.to/nikki and https://lana.lnk.to/nikkilane are still not working, we won

I've decided to ignore LDR9's existence so it comes faster It works with men

buckle up lipsters, i’ve found our next delusion!

lana right now: lanaboards right now:

This just in - Cult Leader is being reworked into a Nikki Lane duet for LDR9 xx

I’m really curious if we’ll ever find out what track was the “magic” moment between Lana and Jack (per the recent interview). I can’t currently recall her describing any of their previous work in this way, but I feel like it’s probably near the tier of White Dress or Venice Bitch or something similar…hopefully lol

BoZ liked a comment that he was « silenced » by Lana’s team; if it means what we think it means, we won’t find anything from him. Eclipse came here and only spills when he wants to. And there’s DragonWhore who came back from the desert yesterday. the only thing I find a bit odd is that all three of them interacted with us all in the span of 24 hours…

wrong! here is an imaged sourced from a trusted insider of beyonce (right) and charolene xcx (left) at a writing camp in late 2020!

She also stopped by Casa Vega restaurant to continue the celebration! x

had to lol

tiktokers have maggots for brains wbk. especially the ones who think themselves woke for seeing through 'commercial music', like no honey you're still holding your phone filming a fucking tiktok, obviously you're still a slave to the machine

lana’s critics are so stupid, the comment about you not actually being a fan, but only listening to her because of “marketing” is so, so weird & stupid, if lana still had a focus on marketing, she’d still be making born to die-esque music but way more soulless & commercial, & she wouldn’t be allowed to drop singles randomly with picsart selfie covers, they make it sound like you were brainwashed by lana’s team instead of just deciding you like the music & the people who claim she’s a plant only think so because she made a homemade music video while under a record label, i truly believe she didn’t have the funds at the time to make a professional video, she’s always made these types of videos & she still makes them TO THIS DAY, also the stuff about the lip injections, different appearance, etc. honestly i think a lot of it is misogyny, if she were a man all of these pretentious artsy critics would be creaming their jeans over her regardless, i think lana should just do what she wants to do, obviously, i want her to put effort into her albums, & i can only hope she’ll switch things up for this album, but she shouldn’t feel the need to prove anything to anybody, a lot of the criticism thrown at her was unfair, even if she’s made mistakes, people still give her shit for her feminism comment in 2014, even though it was nearly a decade ago & the social climate was much different, lana’s not even that problematic compared to other celebrities but people act as if she’s a murderer, she’s undoubtedly human, but she’s a fantastic artist who has touched the hearts of millions who tries her best everyday, whether people like it or not

I know I shouldn’t care about Grammys and other awards or critical success, her music is amazing regardless if other people want to recognize it or not. But I really need Lana to hit a grand slam with this one and shut all the haters up. I was watching a Tik Tok, and the video asked “which musical artist is mostly marketing and not about the music”. And multiple people in the comments were saying Lana Del Rey. So I commented on one, saying Lana barely does any promotion, barely does interviews and rarely shows up at industry events, and we’re lucky if we get one TV performance or one professional quality video per album cycle. And this girl makes an entire video response to my comment mocking me for liking Lana and chastising me like, “oh honey you don’t understand how marketing works. You think you like her because you like her music, but actually you only like her because she was marketed to you and you fell for the marketing”. As if I am some mindless robot with no ability to discern what I like and what I don’t like for myself. Lana works tirelessly, she is one of the hardest working people in the industry and she releases masterpiece after masterpiece almost every year. I’m so tired of this narrative that she is an industry plant. People have been doing the most to smear her reputation since the day that Video Games dropped. Of all of the generic and talentless pop tarts making Disney pop music, why is Lana the one that gets targeted? Like I cannot comprehend why so many people get triggered by Lana when her talent is completely obvious and evident to anyone who actually listened to her music. I seriously need Lana to just write and sing her heart and soul out on this next album so she can finally get all the praise and take home the AOTY Grammy she deserves. I just want all these haters to feel stupid that they ever questioned her talent and finally STFU about Lana forever.

not this... if LDR9 opens with anything like this i'll kms "wading through the ocean blue, banisters no longer blue now a country girl at heart, one black bathing suit to choose sometimes clay calls up my phone, says he's feeling so alone his sexuality unknown, yet tiktoks about me he condones wading through the ocean blue, banisters no longer blue nikki and my sisters prove my heart doesn't belong to you"

i really do love everything about her i hope she has the happiest of birthdays

So beautiful. I love that she did a little bouffant for her special day hope she’s been having a lovely day with her loved ones! <3

After yesterday, I now refuse to see signs everywhere

we had a great time practicing today didn't we. the chaos felt so genuine. we manifest again at dawn.

She

makes me wonder what these “woke” lana critics listen to, surely they can’t be just be listening to obscure underground musicians who get only 20 streams a month

it’s so crazy, i can’t take it but at least we’ve got the night!

They will...hopefully...one day

That last video where she's all tired is lowkey my favourite video of her ever.

mama

And the 3 new leaked 2019 outtakes ...wtf. They are album cover material

The plot thickens… 👀 👀

i think I wish I could extrapolate some small intention Or maybe get your attention for a minute or two

Ngl I’m a sucker for rosy cheeks

yess another video of her walking around on a beach 😍 showstopping

who and who ?

yes except her parents but i don't think patricia calls her... period

Cult Leader is going to be on the album?????? Is this a tease.? Seems oddly very specific...

LOVE her big hair!!! and her nails, she looks so stunning!!!! also I spy Zach Dawes! hope she performs "California" live again one day. they made such magic. and seeing her rumored boyfriend Jack Donoghue there, he's cute. so much fun!

Here's the complete gallery of 20 pictures from the sighting! x

jenny jumped into the pool she was swimming with nikki lane

leak melodrama interludes or something actually interesting

yesssss exactly LIFE IS SO CRAAZY I CANT TAAKE IT BUT AT LEAST WE GOT THE NIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Oh my GOD groggy Lana is so relatable I can’t fucking believe we have this video

i was reading violet and i'm either delusional or the poem "paradise is very fragile" has watercolor eyes references "Because you take and you take and you take and you take, But you taste like the beach and a kiss Candy from my eyes In my veins you run citrus Watercolor images of serpents on orange trees" "you taste like the beach" -> sweet like beaches "candy from my eyes" -> you taste like rock candy "in my veins you run citrus" -> blood and a lemon (blood = veins , lemon = citrus) "watercolor images" -> obvious enough maybe her insta captions really are teasing something !

Lmao she’s been sleeping all day 😭 I can’t. Love her so much

Let Beyoncé go viral. UTKM is better and that's that on that.

Necromancing at Nikki’s: the Return of Lizzy Grant - New Single Out June 32nd!

release the logic release the past release the disappointments release the lies release the insiders release the blame release the captions forget nikki lane you can't BREAK MY DELUSIONS

The stars wont allign for us

Glad she is taking some time to celebrate