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Omg he just called me too! He called me a fatass and hung up :/

that's good, she loved Lust For Life

The fact we probably won't have an album trailer

Lana realizing the meltdowns by removing Dealer from COTCC are worth it

the people reading this thread rn trying to come up with creative ways to start spamming this gif & making the life of the mods harder

This wait is humiliating

All jokes aside, this gif if terrifying. She looks like one of those moving paintings from Harry Potter

Imagine they didn't changed the date and we would get it this Friday

am I the only one that gets really h*rny whenever I hear the TJF snippet, let alone just thinking about it Jesus imagery is just so sexy

omg this was THE serve. Forgot about these

I'm new to the thread but happy chemtrails month!

i guess you're not an insider like me

Lana contemplating god under the chemtrails over the country club

washing my hair doing the laundry

omg guys, ben just called me and told me the album trailer is coming in 2 minutes!! besties get ready!!!!

18 days to go

Outside my house (recently remortgaged) on the 19th when all the merch and different versions arrive....

I'm trying to pretend I don't mind the wait but I really do need White Dress right about now

jackoff haters on march 19th when COCC is filled with his classic and fun production i'm personally really excited for wild at heart and DTWD because they were both mentioned in the mojo review, not just the main article (i think)! and wild at heart is apparently more country yes yee haw i can't wait to giddy up and go on a possibly lynchian journey on horseback also excited for not all who waddle are lost, dark bust just a game, yo-semite, tulsa jesus leak, raking up slowly, for feet... and of course the cream colored garment

I am here to talk about this gif

no no, what we WANT are grinding songs. pulverizing songs. jackhammer songs. sad girl vibes. pretty when u cry vibes. HEROIN vibes. stargirl vibes.

we need a HEROIN tier song

BUS coming to serve AKA twang voodoo Mississippi south heartbreak idc, she's got the girlies talking!!

Ah, the passing of time and the seasons. Anyone else wake up this March 1st and just feel like this wait has now become really easy? Like, 18 days psssshhhh simple. Chemtrails in 18 freaking days and then its bliss!

it made me feel like god Look how I do this Look how I've got this

So we didn't eat and it wasn't for free

i want "69 million starsssssss birds are flying out of my mouth spirits creeping in my yard" style of writing again lol

Why are we hating on songs we haven't yet heard in studio quality from an album we've been eagerly waiting for since September 5

18 DAYS until I can hear Wild at Heart, Yosemite, Dark But Just a Game and Not All Who Wander

I don’t get the BUS slander. The melody is catchy af. It stays in your head for days. The harmony is great. I could use a mild decrease in Nikki’s volume though. Maybe they’ll do that in the studio version. ??

She also did radio performances

Thinking about the day the album leaks... The crazy meltdowns... The people commenting their favorite songs / people mad @ them for not putting the description in the spoiler box... People calling those who downloaded the leak fake fans (and then downloading it in secret) Elle / the mods trying not to give WPs but losing their shit @ the amount of +1k new pages full of spam... And then the never ending battle of those who will say it's her best, those who will say it's her worst and those who will ask for a new album 5 minutes later I really can't wait!

y'all should wash your hair and do your laundry if you are stressed

Watching the chemtrails over the country club like It's March n the wait is almost over what a time to be alive

COCCARCH HAS FINALLY ARRIVED

Dont be afraid of our loaf

Maybe... I'd get less stressed if I was tested less like, #18daysmaximum

yes TFJ WILL be the cherry of this record... cherry is good whether you edgy stans wanna believe otherwise. TFJ is to COCC as Freak is to Honeymoon, Cherry is to LFL and Cinnamon Girl is to NFR. Period.

I mean it could come out this week - and what if the chimes are part of the song

LDR 8 announcement in 18 days

i will add that the length of AKA is about 47 minutes, and the lengths of BTD and UV minus bonus tracks are in the ~50 minute range. which is obviously longer than 45 minutes, BUT aka is one of my favorite albums of hers and it never feels TOO short to me despite being relatively short. her longest albums sometimes feel SO long i can't sit through them and end up skipping pieces of it anyways (LFL) so i have hope that it won't feel TOO short

Ugh I’m so excited for the 19th it’s all I can think about All I can say is at 45 minutes this is BY FAR Lana’s shortest album. I just hope it doesn’t *feel* really short. I hope every song is there for a good reason and there isn’t any filler on an album of this length. It’s a normal album runtime for anyone else, but Lana’s records are always much longer.

almost 7 months since she posted the TJF snippet..

don't be afraid of allah

alritey this is getting boring til next update! 18 days

I wonder if White Dress will use the imagery of a number of different white dresses to explore different stages in Lana's life. A white waitress uniform, a debutante gown at the country club, a wedding dress, etc.

The streets in question

Breaking Up Slowly slander????? this is why Elle be calling yall f*ggots under her breath

18 days! We can do it. Remember September 5th? Look where we are now.