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@TrashMagiq I'm basking in the limelite now hello. R U READY FOR A METEORITE OF POSITIVITY. I SAID ARE U FUCKING READY FOR ET? 25 days. 3 TRACKS RELEASED. BLUNT. NOT SWIMMING. DIRECT. LIKE A PUNCH TO THE FACE. HER GLAMOROUS SCOPRIO RISING LEO MOON REVENGE HAVE U EVER SEEN A VINDICTIVE CANCER SUN? IT'S A HOT MESS GODFLOWER GODFIRE GRAY N GREEN BANISTERS FROM BLUE RIDE THAT THUNDERBIIIIIIIIIIIIRD TO THE NEXT MILLENIA and to that next level of higher and everything of higher consciousness and existence, existential and all sorts of drunken highs we'll all be closer. closer to THE REST OF THE ALBUM a music video THE ALBUM COVER A TRAILER. AND THE REST OF THE SCORCHING FLAMES AND CONCRETE PACKED ALBUM all in LESS THAN A MONTH so savor the 3 TRACKS WE ALREADY HAVE NOW. U JUST MIGHT FAINT FROM SHEER SHOCK AND HAPPINESS WHEN IT FINALLY GRACES US W ITS WONDERFUL PRESENCE. HOW ELSE WOULD AN ALBUM ABBREV.'D COCC WOULD BE FOLLOWED BY YUP YA GUESSED IT. A VOLCANO. A VOLCANO CAN U HANDLE. CAN U HANDLE ALL THAT. and this. this wait. just runs anticipation HIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH TO DESTROY US ALL FOR US TO ONLY REFORGE OURSELVES, SLICK. METALLIC AND OTHERWORLDLY. cus what's better than HEAVEN WITHOUT HAVING TO GO THROUGH HELL AND ITS GLORIOUS CONQUEST AND THROUGH FIRST kiss this moment and thank it for forging u into the BEAUTIFUL EVERGROWING BEINGS THAT WE ARE. THIS IS OUR REALITY. will u cower and wilt? or will u SHINE? BETTER THAN EVER. it's ur choice. I say. be a diamond. let's be new. let's BURN. and SHINE. cus what's an AWESOME BEING if life's easy? how boring. let's grow. let's WIN

wildflower wildfire knowing that she's a magnum opus

elle pulling up her phone to check how lanaboards is doing in the middle of her friend's wedding to see nothing but off topic posts and mariah gifs madness:

Hallucinogenics has surpassed 10M streams

Billie spent the whole year saying that Lana created her, she said that Lana is her inspiration and then ended up completely ignoring her in her speech and mentioning Ariana instead of Lana ...

Lana is quiet because she’s busy remastering her whole catalogue in Dolby Atmos I won’t accept anything less

yeah he literally called her and yelled at her for hours on the phone because love leaked and people were sharing links here

wow, this thread was... crazy i do like the discussion about lana becoming more of a lowkey singer-songwriter instead of a conventional pop star, i can understand why she'd rather be a singer-songwriter type of artist/musician since she is a little older and a lot of her idols were that type of artist (bob dylan, joan baez, joni mitchell, etc.) although i would agree that the way she's possibly going about it (qftc, mesh mask, other controversies) is a little unsettling billie eilish did bring something new in the mainstream music world, yet, she is still a pop artist and her music & lyricism is really not that different from other pop artists, or alt. pop artists, like melanie or marina, her winning FIVE grammys, and lana receiving none, after all of her hard work and all of her dedication was probably a punch in the gut, i mean, it's obvious that it's just based off of popularity, and it shouldn't be that way, yet i can totally understand why lana might've felt defeated & purposeless after the whole ordeal, i truly don't consider her a pop artist, maybe in the btd era she was, but she's just straight-up alternative in my opinion, although she's experimented with many different styles of music, i don't get why people categorize her with marina, melanie, or halsey when they are mostly pop artists, i can definitely see why lana is more mellow & lowkey, and only focusing on the music, it must feel like nobody understands her, not even her own fans sometimes

this thread is a lot more enjoyable when our posts aren't being moved

it's a possibility, she might visit the website every once in a while, but i wouldn't expect her regularly visiting the site, and honestly i wouldn't blame her

I think the catalyst was the Grammys I think she really thought she was gonna win; maybe because people around her told her that She campaigned pretty hard by her standards. She did a performance at the Grammys Museum and visited kids there and stuff So when it didn't happen she stewed over the unfairness of it all and that culminated in QftC, which detailed all of her grievances

The Venus Fly Trap still on the YT countdown is gorgeous. I love how ... different she looks there

“summer comes, winter goes, spring i skip, god knows..” the more i listen to these three tracks the more i am falling in love with the upcoming album

the video is good, but it accentuates how unnecessarily short the song is. it could’ve benefitted from another minute to give each look time to breathe (especially the one of her playing an action movie character which literally had like 10 seconds of screentime )

I would really love it if BB had violins , or mellotrons or strings or the way she sings in 3:36

Guys we need to do reverse pyschology. Who the hell needs pre order this week & an album on July 4th? Nobody. Unmanifesting that shit

this is the magnum opus of this thread

and about the Grammys being the catalyst for QFTC, billie won with a song with the lyric 'might seduce your dad type' which is exactly the kind of lyric/content Lana was talking about being slandered for in QFTC

LORD the way some of y’all seriously lack comprehension issues literally WHERE did i ask her to do 2010-2014 btd stuff again??? all we’re asking for is for an artist to at least make a post to say “hi i dropped some music check it out" or do a performance, give a correct date without lying 6 times? giving concrete info and not some vague "idk when it’s coming hihi" every 3 months? how is that "toxic" to expect an artist to at least do the bare minimum lmao? like how do you wanna be excited for a release when the artist herself doesn’t even pretend to give a shit? some of y’all actually need to get out of this woman’s ass and stop excusing anything she says and does. and if you’re fine with it cool but stop preaching the same thing to anyone who isn’t. yes she has obligations towards everyone around her, wether you or her want it or not. the music industry is a business and this is her job, any job has obligations. if she doesn’t wanna do it she can become a baker or go live in the woods. again it’s not toxic to discuss such things (and it’d be cool to be finally able to do so without a bunch of cupcakes going "oMg sO tOxIC itS nOt 2012 aNyMoRE"). thank you.

NOT TO TURN INTO A WILDFIRE !!!

woah, she really came back with fire this era, not a single song was ugly and everything SLAPS. she's looking so confident, happy, and proud!! and i love to see it. also the visuals are SO GOOD???? i'm blown away this is the sound we were all expecting after froot, so glad she's back being the best version of herself.

And then a couple of months ago he reached out again for something related to LDR village and was like

we ask ourselves from time to time maybe she does because ben almost called the cops on elle to shut down this website but we're not sure

no cause i listened to bad romance in dolby atmos and i think i came… PLS god dm them we NEED the psychedelic, layer rich masterpiece that is honeymoon in dolby atmos. i think it’s the closest we could get to actually re-discovering lana’s discography. imagine all the little sounds and hidden vocals or layers we could finally be able to hear? experiencing honeymoon’s crickets, waves and summery breezes in a totally immersive way as if you were laying on said beaches or fields listening to her magnum opus? YES GOD YES GIVE IT TO ME

we only saw four different looks didn’t we? who tf is QT cutie

I've been thinking about this lately, I genuinely think she's not really fond of having a teenager fanbase and she wishes she was like joan baez or whoever is her idol she doesn't like stans, doesn't like having to do the obligations of a regular pop star (promos, performances, photoshoots) she just wants to be acclaimed like a singer-songwriter like her idols from previous decades I can be very wrong about this, but she's giving me this feeling

i just want that back…her being happy and cute and talking to us… i have this feeling she hates us and sees us exactly the same nowadays than she sees the media and it’s…kinda heartbreaking

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This is your moment @Diamantes WILD

waiting for lana's post for lanaboards' 9th birthday on september 2nd!

Paint, wildflower incense and some cute friendship bracelets

i still don’t get why tho? like girl you literally had all the critical acclaim you’ve ever wanted during nfr? the sheer number of people who criticized her, locals and the media who finally started loving her… SHE destroyed all of that with her delusional feeling of persecution. she got the media to hate on her with that embarrassing letter. she put on that dumb mask to get a reaction out of people. she made those racially insensitive comments about the cover and black rapper bf’s. she said the embarrassing things during the annie interview. none of this would’ve ever happened if she didn’t speak about it in the first place. she wasn’t the underdog anymore she was the critically acclaimed grammy nominated songwriter everyone suddenly respected… she herself made people see her as the underdog again when they weren’t even doing it at that time… i get she’s probably traumatized from a decade of undeserved hate but why blow all of this the second you finally get the positive acclaim you always wanted ? god she’s so confusing

@Diamantes WILD your posts never fail to brighten up this thread. God bless

Yasssss! Mariah gifs helped, I’m feeling better

Treating Venus Fly Trap as a spiritual continuation of Oh No! makes me appreciate the song way more.

how dare she have a life

She is just more stripped back, minimalistic or simpler (or…) than she used to be, that‘s not being lazy Releasing an album every four years, going mainstream, sticking to the same sound or making money with a makeup line is something I would call lazy.

I find it funny how people used to tease her and call her poor and ‘can I buy you a happy meal marina’ and now she has to keep mentioning she’s a millionaire.

I think it’s just because when she posted the teaser vid yesterday everyone was replying to it like “omg electra!!” (just like everyone did when she posted a picture of the wig on her story a few months back) so she was just acknowledging it. The wig is definitely super different but it’s def a little similar

Nope. Q.T. Cutie is Silent Film Star but in color lmao I thought the same yesterday but yeah, when she opens her fur coat, and it’s in color, Silent Film Star becomes Q.T. Cutie

Amy Winehouse, Fiona Apple, Billie Holliday and Nina Simone we're talking about this way before Lana. The trend to slash Lana started because people thought that she was fake. Her management also made several mistakes at the beginning of her career, not protecting Lana's image. Making her easily became an easy target to malicious articles and interviews

I feel like the obvious assumption would be that there will be at least blue, green, and grey vinyls, but that would make too much sense, so it also feels unlikely.

No matter why you call yourself Delulu.

mariah gifs won’t be enough this time we need a mountain of coke and lots fake serotonin to get through this boring prerelease

Now that you mention that about "behaving like a pop star" you gave me the opportunity to mention an unpopular opinion that I have of Lana, she as a singer and songwriter is talented, magnificent, incredible; that's the reason why I like her and why she is my favourite singer, I really love everything she does BUT when it comes to stanning her it really is kind of boring, I mean, Taylor goes to awards, performs and interacts with her fans and when it comes to us, we have a photo of Lana's dogs every month and voila, that's her interaction with us. Now she seems to be more focused on what she writes than on selling and making popular music (which she can) If I'm honest, her BTD / UV era felt wilder because she acted like a pop star, and it's not that she's not famous because we all know that she has a big fan base and is well known in the industry, but I think she kills in us that desire to stan her with that lack of "pop star behaviour"

Bad Guy is trash compared to NFR song, I like Billie's debut album but Norman Album is way better than Billie's. Regardless of whether Lana is my favourite singer or not, Billie really only deserved "best new artist", the Grammys suck, Miley herself said you could buy them...

this was your first error i’d really like something iconic again like the coke necklace. something that really screams LDR. not another pair of h&m sweaters with some font slapped on it. we needs sunglasses, hats, jewelry, beach accessories. a blue colored fragrance. some cute rings with her name engraved. extravagant lighters, maybe a blue, green and grey bong, rolling paper with her name on them for the smokers. color books for the kids. her own brand of banisters. ikea x lana collab when ????

this thread is giving

lana stans should not be allowed to discuss any single artwork whatsoever

didn't she say how hard it was having to work on the album physically when they're both on two different coasts during the pandemic? working long distance isn't for everyone, and as we've seen with literally every album lana likes to be in the studio when shit is happening- calling jack (other poeple) unprofessional for scenarios that were made up from thin air is so weird come on ?