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Who on earth hates Yosemite??

Some of y’all will never be happy no matter what… Must be exhausting… Anyway, I think the singles are very promising and I look forward to seeing what Lana has in store for us.

So there’s a song from 1997 called Roll Like Thunder by a band named Weathervane. Huh this is all tying together...

Mike just do it bring the guitars

JULY 4TH LDR8 MIKE DEAN ZACH DAWES ELECTRIC GUITARS THUNDER THE ALBUM IS COMING BE PREPARED

mike liked a tweet under this saying to add guitars

she's following 666 people on IG I Talk to Satan confirmed on LDR8

The way I thought this was just another “it’s not coming on the 4th” delay post but you moved the proposed date even closer I have to stan

She really did like this one! It‘s cumming

She liked a bunch of tweets from major publications, radio stations, and music streaming sites wishing her a happy birthday - a few of which mentioned Blue Banisters coming out on July 4th. I think she just liked them because they were kind to wish her a happy birthday and not necessarily because she wanted to confirm the release date....BUT I do think July 4th is still happening

No Yosemite slander, please. The closer we get to July, the less I believe we’ll have the album soon, haha.

Y'all I just know the album will be good. Don't be that pessimistic, y'all act like if the three singles were terrible.

You know if she is reworking the whole album I would've wished her to revive the witchy concept prior to Lust for Life and mix it with the revenge album she originally announced. Like revenge spells or something

Coming into this thread always feels like this

Why do I have to read Dealer slander even though nobody knows how it sounds Yes

they always do this. they hate the songs until they hear the album and then they love it again always the same lmao

we crown you Queen Delulu

This "era" is dryer than Patricia's pussy chile

manifesting dealer

Science says people with bad taste

girl what that shit ain’t sound country at all…

I was on Tik Tok and I was just so embarrassed on behalf of the other fans. I know that sounds mean and I don’t want to critique anyone, but I feel like there’s just a level of discernibility regarding fake news surrounding this album that even the most gullible of people still have and on top of that, there’s this weird projection of trauma-blaming and illustrating Lana’s past eras as her trauma - which is super inappropriate to insinuate. Like, why are you being the one to put all that out on the table when Lana herself hasn’t? I get why she’s so adamant about telling her own story on this album because I can imagine it’s pretty frustrating and pathetic to have critics - and your own misguided fans - do that for you (and incorrectly/defamatory too). Can’t wait for her to set the record straight in 10 days!

Carrie when her mother locked her in the prayer closet

BLUE BANISTERS TEXT BOOK WILDFLOWER WILDFIRE DEALER THUNDER CONFESSIONAL LYRICS POWERFUL VOCALS THE NEW ALBUM FROM LANA DEL REY AN IMMERSIVE INSTRUMENTAL & LYRICAL EXPERIENCE COMING TO YOU ON JULY 4th

i can feel the delulu being revived just by reading this... JULY 4TH IS CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!! TRIPLE ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

MANIFESTING A LANA POST TODAY! track list, pre order, album art, TOUR DATES, poetry book, MAYBE EVEN AN INSTAGRAM LIVE. It's all coming i feel it.

the album is called weathervane weathervane wildflower wildfire blue banisters thunder text book dried pink geraniums interlude hawaiian tsunami dealer canyon witch 6 trips to the moon rock candy sweet pawn shop blues diamonds and rust

I definitely think this album is coming on the 4th, if not around that date. I mean, she’s active and liking tweets from accounts saying they’re excited for the album on July 4th. That’s a great sign, right? Right??

Also it's the Dealer sceptics who have over the top expectations. You act as if by "just screaming my head off" she meant yelling at the mic to piano for 3 minutes. Dealer could be something like Noir, the bridge of Dance Till we Die or that song she performed during a sound check once and never again.

The way people hate COTCC era so much, i cant comprehend it. Yes, this era was messy and not even her best. But COTCC literally has "White Dress" and "Yosemite". Imagine hating this holy duo.

this makes no sense most of the people here like both songs

Let‘s stay positive! Pre-order tomorrow It will be a masterpiece And you know: She may want to stay quiet, but Mike just can‘t. That man gets high daily and tweets random stuff. So I think we will get a lot of information and iconic tweets from him this era

Thennn she announces a new album and they hate the album that was just released, until they start hearing the new music from the upcoming album they claim to hate it and then say how much they loved her last album

DEALER > drugs > weed > plant > nature > open spaces > fresh air > air > atmosphere > sky > clouds > water > rain > storm > THUNDER!

The album title being Just Keep Burning WHEW that would be a serve and a half and imagine if she changes some pronouns in Thunder to be "I" instead of "you" i roll like thunder

I literally sense tracklist and cover reveal soon I feel it in my bussy!

Mike likes to tease and confuse us and I can‘t even be mad at him because I‘m so curious what songs he‘s going to produce

I'm thinking she's gonna go back to her LA influencer roots from 2018, with the album ending up being called Vlogger Lyfe. The tracklist would be 1. Air fryers? 2. Anastasia contour kit 3. Thousand dollar glow ups including eyelash extensions 4. Serata hot sauce and coffee 5. Gummybear hair care 6. Insta pot 7. Personal trainers 8. Girl weekend getaways 9. Pajamas during day 10. Spray tan Obviously calling back to her iconic tweet about things vloggers swear by She's so good at references

In what world is Yosemite boring y'all are delusional

Zach Dawes will save the day trust

Just drop it... just drop it, don't wait If the silence just means delay Then baby better walk away

it's gonna b called 1. Lanalicious 2. Blue Banisters 3. Wildflower Wildfire 4. Text Book 5. Thunder(Pussy) 6. All You Fuckers Can Choke (Unpleasantly) 7. Catalina Vendetta Pasta 8. Contemplating Starting Fires 9. I Started Fires 10. My Rising Is Scorpio 11. Dealer 12. All That I Wanted 13. Heat Lightning, Oklahoma 14. Rainbow Hurricane Dancer 15. Vendetta Poem Interlude 16. Lanalicious Boom Like That Remix

i hope she drags lanaboards we kinda deserve it

the album title.. the tracklist.. the album cover.. the PRE-ORDER.. where is it lana??!!!!

all i know is i hope she gets weird on this album

inb4 one of the songs on the album includes a random LB notification sound in the background

Oh say can you see should be a single released on July fourth and it’s a compete rework, she drops the album THUNDER and releases a music video. she goes live and sings bb and thunder live, explains the 20 album name changes and smokes a cigarette but calls it a fag she then proceeds to release your dates, Europe and Canada etc She goes full insta baddie and everything week she performs one song live and talks about the writing process for each song FUCK I just wanna see more of heeerrrrrrr

Life is Beautiful is a masterpiece and it's a fact. You're slandering it as if we're ever gonna get another beautiful, cinematic, dreamy, well-written/produced, transcedental and magnum opussy song like this.

Hoping she posts tracklist and/or cover today or at least the title I've been hoping this everyday so one day it'll come true