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sobbing at this lie LMFAOOO it's so funny

me removing BB l-worded zip file from my phone, computer & my memory to pretend to hear the album for the first time on this Friday:

the father the son and the holy spirit

My father passed away yesterday. To say I'm heartbroken and devastated is an understatement.I cried throughout check-in and luggage check at the airport. Drowning my sorrows in a beer and played the album. I don't even care if it's good. I just want sad Lana songs for the plane ride. The mention of her father on Text Book brought me to tears again. I'm so thankful the album leaked to help me through this awful time, and whether I like it or not later down the line - I'm just grateful she put it out and is as productive and hard-working as she is. We're all blessed.

POV: October 22nd on Instagram before 2 minutes before deleted if there’s a negative review on BB:

Why perform Arcadia when you could perform Dealer

Blue Banisters what I expected: what I got:

not but for real she put crack in this album because i am trying SO HARD not to keep listening to it and it's literally impossible

Yall have a really, really fucking loose definition of doxxing. Look what it means up before you start saying that’s what she’s doing — she’s not. And before you say “ThEn WhAt Is ShE dOiNg!?!?!?!” She’s literally reposting the person who said false info about her and calling them out. If they didn’t wanna be reposted by her and didn’t wanna cause drama and bullshit, they shouldn’t have started shit in the first place. Good for her. I know people who have been doxxed by people with malicious intent and had to go to court for it. This doesn’t fit the legal definition. The person she’s reposting has posted publicly to social media, which makes it free range. She’s not telling anyone to go attack him, but she knows if everyone saw his post and thought what he said was true, they’d all be attacking her yet again. She can’t catch a break with yall, for fuck sake. Just leave her alone if you’re gonna start bullshit. It’s sad as fuck that she has to go and denounce claims made about her when she’s trying to take a short sabbatical from social media, meanwhile, she hears something and has to get involved because it’s defamation not only of her but also her business. Also, she’s not putting anyone’s phone number or address out there. One last thing, this story is 100% bullshit because Target will not allow their systems to sell you something before it’s street date. I’ve tried it with video games, I tried it with Honeymoon when it actually was on Target shelves like a week early and they took the item from me and didn’t let me pay for it.

The best PR move would be to do a Dealer live performance. Together with Miles Kane of course, they'd really shock an audience who was probably expecting "a Lana Del Rey snoozefest" and would do rounds on Twitter and maybe even TikTok. Not only is the song really really good, and different, it also fits with the "revenge" theme she's going for. Dishing out THOSE vocals when the public is still hung up on that SNL performance...wow. It would most certainly get some kind of buzz. Not when Wildflower Wildfire is the most intricate thing she's ever written, no.

I hope she performs Thunder or Arcadia with a full orchestra and SCALPS EVERYONE WHO WAS CRITICIZING HER SNL PERFORMANCE. THIS IS HER REVENGE.

this had me shook... theoretically, text book is the most recent song/state of mind she's in, and then in blue banisters, she starts recalling her entire past 10 years because Jenny asks her how she got on a John Deere and she starts having flashbacks to the everything that's happened since....... so that explains why she chose so many old songs to go on the album.... WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CONCEPT ALBUM BB IS. I don't know if I've said this all correctly, but I feel like im starting to put together puzzle pieces in my head

boo

honestly, this album is so good that idc what she performs. she could do a 2-minute dance to the trio and i'd still love it. i'm just glad she's performing.

Forced my mom into listening to BB and...

In regards to the polarized reactions to Blue Banisters that echo the mixed initial reviews of Ultraviolence and Honeymoon, maybe she was onto something here

She used the LMLYLAW perfomance as a music video (together with the homemade one). We stan an economical queen But it also means she won‘t be perfoming Arcadia since she has already put out two music videos for that song

i mean, if you're gonna post a fake story about a celeb, they have every right to call you out on it. end of story.

She steps up to the mic, we hold our breath… “Sylvia…”

Nikki Lane was there too and called me a f*g

The chain sounds at the end of black bathing suit are me removing my chastity belt

THIS WEEK IS THE WEEK OF EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

can't wait to watch the YouTube reactions to the album

Don't tell me you can't twerk to WW while being awkward and sweet cause your father never stepped in when his wife would rage at you

me getting wild and fucking crazy like the color blue

black bathing suit is what white dress is for cocc and what venice bitch is for nfr

5 days until LDR9 announcement

It is my dream for Lana to violently attack me, so I'm on my way to find a job at Target

ugh this week is going to be the hardest. we're SO close to the album, the merch drop, and the performance

when lana performs mermaid motel, pin up galore, & methamphetamines at the stephen colbert show i know that's right!

During the Chemtrails era I was at my lowest point, dealing with my now ex boyfriend. I used to daydream about us when listening to that album, but I also felt really lonely during that whole ordeal. Now, It’s been over a month since I completely put a stop to it and this album helps with that growth. I’ve sobbed to Arcadia on the last car ride home from his place, Violets for Roses made me realize that I can love myself a little more now, If You Lie Down With Me is a great track to acknowledge a person of the past. This album overall is brutal in reminiscence but for that exact reason, it’s so intimate. As for genre of this album, there’s not a pinpoint. It’s just GOOD. There’s a passion in it that I feel we haven’t gotten since UV maybe. She sounds honest, loud, clear, REAL. For the people who haven’t heard it… you’re in for a great album.

When Lana sings You'll Never Walk Alone instead

two albums in one year… until now. RCS out in December

Not me thinking Lana would be almost entirely drama free once she announced she was leaving social media behind.

i cannot wait for ajayy to have another breakdow listening to BB

Am I the only one that genuinely likes

thanks baby it's all good blue banisters out this week i dont need no man

Literally no skips for me on this album wow I’m so impressed with her to release two albums in one year and the quality of Blue Banisters is so admirable, she’s truly a legend

ladies? Beautiful as a single? these look wildly different on my phone and computer so idk. im sorry I can't let this format die and I'm sorry I'm addicted to making ugly diy album arts.. like lana like stan <3

yep! i was there! she spit on me!!!!!!!!!!!!