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this is me possibly reaching and being delusional but oh well.. - at the variety event lana shows up in a jacket that looks particularly similar to the venice jacket - nfr era - it has been confirmed that the jacket was custom made, therefore ‘DNC’ and the jacket as a whole is in my opinion a hint - ldr9 is apparently produced by jack antonoff - jack has said that there are some ‘bombastic’ songs (possibly meaning more pop-ish songs) that didn’t make the cut for nfr and cotcc - just remember that jack can in fact produce a bombastic alt-pop album and the proof of that is melodrama - in some of jacks old instagram stories with lana in the studio from the nfr era we can hear soft trap beats in the background (similar to honeymoon and lfl’s trap) that we obviously didn’t get in any of the three albums that have come out since then - at the variety event lana has also said that she wants to collaborate with migos who are a rap trio which was interesting to me since lana’s latest music would not really match trap and hip hop music, therefore if she actually did collaborate with them it would only make sense that this trap sound similar to honeymoon and lfl mixed with nfr instrumentals/vibe could potentially be the sound of ldr9 - an unconfirmed collaboration (or is it confirmed? idek) with kali uchis is also still up in the air (manifesting and praying for this collab), kalis music is also trappy in a way - 5 years between btd and lfl - they both have a touch of a pop sound in them. now it’ll be 5 years since lfl so: btd - lfl - ldr9? idk if anyone has already said this or if this made sense but i’m most probably being delusional.. however if this is the case then you’ll find me screaming and crying (edit): oh and also it’s been said that the sound is very different from and boz actually likes it..if boz likes it, it could in fact have a pop-ish sound since we know he’s a big pop fan and he wasn’t a big fan of cotcc and bb

dnc_final.zip sitting in Mike Dean's hard drive

I want her to sample an Amy song one day kinda like she did on her BBC Live Lounge cover of break up with your girlfriend. I thought it was so cool when she did that. Like, this very pop song over the drums of You Know I'm No Good it was kinda genius tbh? That's the energy I want tbh. although that cover's literally unlistenable with its fucked up sound lol

When the caption says the goal was for Nikki to outshine Lana in her own album...

When Lana announces a triple album release for BTD anniversary + the unreleased album, the covers album, the Nikki feature, aka re-release and the reworked sirens! When Crazy For You, From My Haters to Your Ego, Liz, I'm Calling from Calihoma, Roses Bloom For You, Rock Candy Sweet and Dope are released as deluxe tracks

Lana did not make "Yes To Heaven" for this sinful madness to be occurring in this thread

Lipsters when Lana announces a triple release of AKA, BTD 10 Year Anniversary, and DNC the album

You’re a businesswoman, a tv star, an actress, a host, an entrepreneur…

damn, nice cock (bro)

wait till i tell you about my 10-year-old self downloading recordings of webcam streams from p0rnsites and then faking them on omegle as my own to scam old men for paysafecard codes so I could pay for my club penguin monthly membership

i traded for the honeymoon album three weeks before it came out when i was 14…. edit: this probably should’ve gone in confessions but it was relevant to your comment

cotcc pre-release: ma & boar gifs blue banisters pre-release: mayhem miller "revolution" gif ldr9 pre-release: re-face gifs

When she posts a picture of herself in the studio with Nikki Lane on her Honeymoon account we know it’s all over

Every time someone reminds me of the potential Kali collab, the flood gates between my thighs open, the dam bursts, millions drown…

every day this thread takes another unexpected turn just when i thought it couldn’t get any worse

My nudes would only bring us a two second snippet of a slightly different version of a song we already have

it wasn’t BoZ i’ve never talked to him personally but he seems nice and i’ve never heard of him doing that…. plus lustforlife is a pathological liar and troll no omg lustforlife is a liar

the list of insiders that deserve rights is dwindling…..and the number was already low..

Every day there’s a new fake insider at our door like a Jehovah's witness

Lana reading your theories on LB When the news about the album come out

maybe lana's been dazed n confused for so long its not true

I think Lana will mention something on the BTD anniversary, nothing much just ‘putting out another record this year too x’

i’m here for lana to release the whole thing on uhauljoe on youtube (uncopywrited ofc) just to be ironic tbh

sheesh when i was 14 i was playing the sims 4 & making pinterest boards for ariana grande

Just when I thought insiders couldnt get any weirder Can‘t believe I was playing video games and didn‘t even know I was gay when I was 14 while others were trading nudes for a honeymoon leak

10th anniversary is nothing, ldr9 is just speculation and fan concepts, no one talks about nikki lane anymore

I remember when I was 14 I was changing the IDs of random songs from my iTunes to some of the unleaked titles and I started scrobbling them on last.fm so actual “insiders” started messaging me hoping I’ll trade them for another unleaked tracks. This way I got snippets of some songs so I started pretending to have them to another people and in a few weeks I had my own collection of unleaked Lana material. They’ve all leaked now, but the thing is - it’s still possible for a random twink to lay their bony hands on some Lana material - me, back in the day, being one of them. But with that being said, usually when someone’s not saying shit apart from some random adjectives that could describe literally every Lana song - they don’t know shit.

Give me the bright lights Give me the bright lights Give me the bright lights, yeah!

24 members browsing and for what..

Okay time for LDR9 manifestation: - vibes im expecting to hear in LDR9: trip hop, spacey psychedelic, future jazz, synth instruments, experimental ambient, a lot of string instruments, jazz rock, surf culture music, surf theme / hawaiian AKA trailer park vibe revisit, summer-ish, screaming vocals, sexy slutty vocals, pole dancing music - visuals: polaroids, twin peaks vibes, requiem of a dream, perfect blue vibes, slim aarons vibes, biblical references, - Jack antonoff (bombastic updated), Mike Dean, Rick Nowels, Kali Coochie - photographer/director: Neil Krug, Izak Rappaport, David LaChapelle, Theo Weiner, BRTHR, Rich Lee & Dare i say: David fucking Lynch or a brand new independent photographer. (no Charlie, Chuck is fine tho) - More "Venice Bitch", "Black Bathing Suit", "WW", "SportCruiser", "witchy Lust for Life" & "White Dress" energy okay now im sending my prayers to the universe

no, and i got the album i just had to promise not to post it. looking back i think someone he knew worked at UO and they got the album to do the album play party thing. he was like 15 so it wasn’t incredibly weird at the time but looking back i’m like but i was offered something from an insider we are all VERY well aware of back in 2017 but i declined :/ plus i thought he was just gonna scam me so

Things are feeling slightly chaotic

i've tried to morph lanas face but didnt really work

really digging on the bombastic, pop/hip-hop girl group theory for LDR9. maybe we'll get a LA Who Am I to Love vibeeeeee PLEASE

ldr 9 exists

BTD: Ignored LDR9: Faux speculation Nikki Lane: Unmentioned ✔ LMAO @bigspender great minds think alike

I love your theory I just hope the Migos collab doesn't happen. The Kali collab is not confirmed to exist but it's confirmed that Lana reached out to Kali for a song

I could see the Lana x Coochis collab working out

i was just listening to lou reed's caroline says ii so i'm once again manifesting the v specific sound of wind chimes or like sparkling chandeliers lol (like lana uses briefly at the end of AKA's yayo)

Diorleaks tweets whatever pops into their head they're not reliable at all I don't think Lana is doing anything for the 10th anniversary for BTD tbh.... we would have had some news of it by now from one of the insiders

in thai Born To Die: เกิดมาเพื่อตาย Paradise: สรวงสวรรค์ Ultraviolence: ความรุนแรงอันสุดขีด Honeymoon: ฮันนีมูน (With this one, the meaning is not really changed; it's like a transliterated word.) Lust for Life : ความปรารถนาของชีวิต/ร่านเพื่อชีวิต/ความใคร่ของชีวิต Norman Fucking Rockwell!: นอร์แมน ฟัคกิ้ง ร็อคเวลล์ (This one is also transliterated because it would sound so weird if we said it straight in Thai, which would be "นอร์แมน เย็ด ร็อคเวลล์ "). Chemtrails over the Country Club: เมฆพิษเหนือสโมสรกีฬา Blue Banisters: ราวบันไดสีน้ำเงิน (Thai language is very complicated lol)

here are the titles in albanian: e lindur për të vdekur parajsë ultradhunë muaj mjalti epsh për jetë norman i ndyrë rokuell/rockwell gjurmët kimike mbi klubin e vendit kangjellat e kaltërta i had to use a translating service for some of these cause contextually speaking english and albanian are so far apart

LMAO how the finsider expects us to act: Reality:

Expecting: None of that, it will be a unreleased compilation album with low quality YouTube rips, and a low resolution .jpeg. The album only will be released digitally through Bandcamp; Lana will delete her Honeymoon account and sue Honeymouns. The Earth is "healing"

inb4 DNC is a shortening of the word Dance and lana releases a disco album

the girls (lanaboards members) just aren’t doing it (threads) like this anymore