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I can't believe this thread has been hot for 4/5 days and there's literally nothing happening, the insanity.

manifesting another random account dropping in, announcing something, and then dipping. No trolling, no further elaboration, and no drama. Just pure facts. LMLYLAW and W magazine were both spilled by random accounts. These fake insiders with their fake info is tired I think I'm delulu juice hungover

Lana opening honeymoon was an act of sympathy. She saw this thread and felt bad because of how mentally ill and delusional we are. Such a generous queen.

the announcement in question:

HAPPY 700 PAGES OF DELULU May we be blessed with many more

Boy, I wonder what's going on in the LDR9 thread today!

Ed said last year that: "She’s got her own plan for something. she’s had it for years, and it might actually now [be] something we could pull off.” Wonder what this could be and if we are going to get it for LDR9/10

Guys she posted the single cover omg

woke up to no scat, no doll, 700 pages and NO LDR9

lana do something people are slandering DEALER

what in the hell

The mods reading these posts knowing they're going to have to sort through this sewage treatment plant of a thread later

Lana also started following Michael Harris who works as the head engineer at Vox Recording Studios, he was involved with the Drew tracks on Blue Banisters. Not really interesting but something music related.

she's gonna announce it via smoke signals

Hi! This is my first post on this site First off, I want to say it is very frustrating and I understand people are fed up with the constant false starts for the same album for almost 9 years. It’s awful. But here’s the bottom line: there are many many things at play that got us here, some of which are undeniably Sky’s fault, some of which are not. These include but are not limited to: Sky being stubborn // a perfectionist Capitol IS blocking some releases and has made things difficult for her before Sky having Lyme Disease and other health issues that required surgery Lack of funding, both from Sky and Capitol Sky potentially suffering from depression or an anxiety disorder which causes her to be indecisive, self-doubt and obsess over details // causes her to not release anything (I’m saying this as someone with a severe anxiety disorder because I’m the same way with things). I understand people are mad and it’s really annoying to feel let down year after year. But please — in a world where you can be ANYTHING, why be mean? Both to each other and to Sky. If you’re mad or angry about something, you can still choose kindness and realize there are so many other artists to follow and listen to while we wait for Masochism. Name calling is awful and if I was Sky (even IF everything was my fault) I’d feel so devastated by some peoples words on this thread. Please be nice to each other and give Sky the benefit of the doubt. I surely wouldn’t want to be in her shoes right now, regardless of who or what was causing the delays. Let’s choose positivity and optimism going forward

not you doing this on page 700..

TEAM WHORE is back. Bye doll

'Coronado' might be our next leak/snippet just saying but it might not

the way that LB is creating their own scat

Lana please do something they are scatting

Be careful... some of these fake insiders might think you're asking for something else

I doubt this is the case, but I’m bored, so here’s a random thought: Maybe Ben wasn’t trolling when he reposted that fan theory about Blue Banisters being a double release (maybe alongside the covers album?), and that’s why he recently specified we’d see “at least” a solo record. Maybe the second project wasn’t ready or they decided it would fit better with her next project. To me, at least, it makes sense that Lana might save something as special as a double release for what she considers her tenth studio album. Blue Banisters was a relatively quiet release, and if LDR9/10 is indeed the “masterpiece” BoZ was referencing, it would make sense to further build the hype with a second album alongside it. This could also make sense if we consider the fact that we have a few indications the album is finished, but we know (for some reason) that it isn’t ready. Is it a reach? Definitely

I really don't see it being a surprise release..with how big of numbers she pulls with physicals, they'll want to get a nice debut number. Plus, no artist is surprise dropping anymore. Taylor did it twice, but this time there was a 2 month wait. Preorders help build hype and they aren't going to miss out on that

or via chemtrails

help this has been me for 3 years straight , call center besties

@TheDollClub your time is up. you're sentenced to being forever designated as a fake insider and being publicly shamed by people online x also it's 2 am where i live i need to sleep

What if the doll comes back as chucky

Neil keeps posting unrelated pictures in front of that flower vase Maybe it's the particular spot in his house with the better lighting but it's funny how those are orchids too

I hated hated hated the snippet game during NFR but goddamn I want another snippet. It's so dry and we haven't even had a peek into the music in 3 months

so basically we have for producers: - jack antonoff (confirmed) - jon batiste (confirmed) - drew erickson (probably, considering the above ish post & just circumstance) songs: - rockefeller (probably) - loved you then and now (small chance, because she loves reusing songs) - yes to heaven (small chance, because she loves reusing songs & it's yes to heaven it has to be on every new album list) artwork: - neil krug (small chance, because of the orchids post) that's it i think

that reminds me... sky text announcement (los angeles exclusive) coming, LA lipsters better watch out!

I enjoyed NFR interviews. Hope she does that again. 🥺

you just killed the vibe of every gorl saying it's page 700 OT: ANNOUNCEMENT COMING EVERYBODY MOVE

which means announcement in a few hours!!!

yeah i think it's time to get the cleaning supplies & air freshener out

the breakfast in question:

Honestly we need an insider who works at one of those vinyl printing factories. Like honestly they take five months to press so they have to have way more info than most people do.

he will creep his way in somehow ...

For producers there's also whoever Ian is, they were making magic early September Artwork, you know Chuck is going to be involved somehow

she smokes cigarettes just to understand the smog for a reason

PAGE 700!!! once we get to 750 today, lana will announce the title of LDR9. miss doll told me so.

Y'all got krissed dolls

Neil just said "big week for my collaborators 🌹". I know he means Weyes releasing her album and all the artists he worked with that earned a Grammy nomination but I know Lana is going to join the conversation

maybe it's time we all post scat ourselves and do one mass ceremony. that should be powerful enough for the album announcement + pre-order + tracklist reveal, right?!

hopefully the doll club suffers from diarrhea

Hi everyone! Cleaning up the thread a little bit, please try not spam/get so extremely off topic I’m probably going to be utilizing the new lore thread for some of the posts, it I’m on mobile so moving extremely slow

also, i just saw jen's comments on lana's last post and they're so unintentionally funny.

LANA'S ACCOUNT IS OPEN, DOLLIES!!!! ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING. THE DOLLS ARE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER.

flaccid bodies and french husbands