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She started teasing DF release in March. (nobody made her do that) Kept delaying it cause the video wasn't ready. Why? Because she didn't like it, fired the editor and took it upon herself to edit it (nobody made her do that) delaying the song release for over 2 months. She eventually gave up and told Capitol to release the song without the video being ready. I posted the initial date it was coming on with that ugly cover, she then changed her mind and delayed the release for another week (nobody made her do that) to replace the cover with a cuter pic from the video. She then went on a press tour all summer repeatedly insisting that the video and the album are coming in 2023 (nobody made her do that), giving contradictory statements like "the album is finished, just needs a bit of touch-up" in one interview to "the album is almost finished, I still need to write a few songs" on another (nobody made her do that). She also showed up late and looking ill to these interviews. She then went on a mini tour (nobody made her do that), swaying around on a stage she showed up late to (she has maybe showed up on time ONCE), never finishing a full set and firing the tour sound engineer because they couldn't make her decaying, off-key, atrophied vocals sound good. When questioned about her lateness to one of these shows, she non chalantly claimed she was in a car accident with no proof whatsoever. (nobody made her do that) After a disastrous and unprofessional festival tour, she started being shady to Capitol and Halsey with snarky comments and stories (nobody made her do that), giving the middle finger in front of the Capitol building (30 year old woman). She started teasing her next single Descending (nobody made her do that), complaining that it was the song she wanted to put out. She figured out that she can manipulate her dumb stans to boost her ego on her journey of self victimisation and pathological narcissistic attention seeking by addressing the rotted Free Sky Ferreira community with her mother using vague comments and likes. Over a decade she fell out with many people in the industry such as Elton John, Dev Hynes and apparently with Jorge, her main producer and writer for Masochism because of her antics. Anyone who still gives her the benefit of doubt or has any respect for her should be ashamed of feeding into her load of bullshit and enabling her.

when lana sees this on her channel and it inspires her to leak the smarty video

it'll be uploaded to youtube

kintsugi, floridakilos, boz, eclipse... someone wanna spill about ocean blvd outtakes or something bc this is boring

Leakers: this is the worst song ever, it's not even worth leaking Also leakers when someone asks them to share the file: no

naur it can’t be over yet! i need 360 brat with a hot pink cover art and charli with jet black waist length hair with pink streaks, hot pink vinyl with light blue marbling and green glitter. 10 tracks with 6 solo tracks and 4 new features with an early summer release, 3 singles and 2 music videos!!!!!!!

Who has her stuff illegally uploaded like smarty does? Nobody, nobody, no-bo-dy!

Seems like it was just auto-generated by YouTube under Lana's channel (like the way YouTube has topics) Its still weird though lol

Since they're uploading songs under her name, can they also share Dark City, Paradise (2015), Cry Kill Die, Pussy, LYTAN and the screamo song?

I'm still excited about this. Rich Lee directed music videos never disappoint. Fuck it I love you / The greatest, Doin' Time and Love are some of my favorite Lana videos ever.

The way both songs mirror The Grants, actually... "Do you think about heaven, do you think about me?" "Say Yes to heaven, say yes to me" "It's a beautiful life, remember that for me" "Life is still so beautiful"

if i can easily listen to bollywood hawaii and moi je joue i can listen to the ocean boulevard screamo song

Charli loves trolling her loyal queers, I mean xcx world before crash shows like

David Kahne hacked Lana’s YouTube and is gonna upload Lemonade Motorcycle Heaven next omfg??

if it's not worth hoarding, then can you leak it? because... we're bored

maybe it's psycho lifeguard

Making a thread since we were all talking about it in a status update and that's gonna keep blowing up notifications. Idk what this is about - may be real, may be fake. Discuss

I'm a very patient person, but even with me the hype slowly wears off

I want to become a flop star just to be professionally read to filth by you.

the parentheses are killing me

i have a feeling lana wont delete it and just let it be there also I wish it happend with a better unreleased so it would reach a big amount of views

I wouldn't leak it period but I think there's a decent chance she's going to use it in the future, which makes it leaking way more unlikely than it would be for a song that's scrapped scrapped

they can manage to get fake releases on lana's official youtube channel but they can't even upload the full track

MASOCHISM

I don't know what to expect cause I thought it was going to be a simple but well filmed MV but since it has at least two looks I guess we're getting a bit of a storyline Unless we're getting more than one MV... which wouldn't surprise me cause she usually does multiple videos when she works with him for an album (LFL had all the MVs + trailer and Norman had 3)

Oddly enough, although both SYTH and LIB aren’t her strongest writing at all, they both fit, lyrically, with OB: SYTH mirrors some of the lyrics of the Grants and LIB mirrors many of the grieving songs of OB

I don't think she even cares

if she got hacked instead of just posting smarty they should had to post the whole album gurl-

https://record-stop.com/products/kesha-gag-order-bone-colored-vinyl-vinyl Gag Order 6/30

ive noticed the prosthetics look way better when she’s wearing less goofy wigs and isn’t wearing that weird body suit

girl we thot that about loved u then & now / rock candy sweet and here we are 2 years later can you tell us the name tho at least

It's been 84 years

yeah, i'm not so sure about that

I don't know if there's a thread for this yet but I'd like to know if we have livestream link for all of her upcoming festival sets like MITA, Outside Lands, Glastonbury, Lollapallooza, All Things Go, etc. Like is there any way to watch these festival from afar?

LOVE THE ALBUM COVER

Maybe it's 1 of 5 looks cause if I remember correctly the stylist posted that with the blonde pictures right?

xbox 360 brat

can't find it now but i recall seeing dragonslayer uploaded like this too it doesn't really matter doesn't really really matter

Ocean Blvd is the best selling vinyl album in the UK in 2023 so far https://www.nme.com/news/music/lana-del-rey-best-selling-vinyl-album-of-year-2023-so-far-did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-3434547

the math is not mathing

SHE POSTED A PIC FROM THE VERY FIRST SHOOT THAT LEAKED FINALLYYy might be the best the prosthetics have ever looked , and she’s winning the boob off against lana this year

when it's Pearl Watch Me On Ring A Bell Psycho Lifeguard and that's the inaudible chorus then what

The world would explode

so... will this be the first era that we don't even have an mv for title track?

Notice how her face is printed on the bag

Possibly her best album cover

the difference is that it wasn't even britney's songs

Same thing happened with Britney a couple of days ago but it's just a shitty weird stuff

we love lana's many forms, including camp and chaotic