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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

This woman is surreal. I really don’t understand what happened between the 2021-2022 period where she didn’t seem interested in the Hollywood lifestyle and going glam and now she’s everywhere casually dropping the best looks of her career. She’s always been that girl, either in full glam or street casual.

close up of the eye make up.. etienne is doing god's work

She’s kind of in her baddie era again

This is the correct orientation! It was flipped in Etienne’s post as the photo seems to have been taken in a mirror. Correct orientation & uncropped -

Oh don’t serve too hard mother

“Ilysm”

Etienne serving us the ultimate Lana looks once again!!

I will always root for her and Jack this man has spice even if it’s meth and piss it’s still some kind of spice!

Peak unstable parasocial posting.

Well

YOU KNOW THE RITUAL… NEW ERA NEW BOYFRIEND

WHOS HOLDING HER WAIST WHAT IS THAT

LV Again... Campaign coming + MET

My baby used to dance underneath my agriculture To the Houses of them Holy, chewin' on them pieces of hay My baby used to dance underneath my agriculture He was rural as heck He was rural as heck And we were so obsessed with cultivating the next best American crop That we farmed the fields 'til the time we got to bed 'Cause we knew we could We were so obsessed with cultivating the next best American crop 'Cause we were just that good We were just that good Whatever's for supper tonight I just wanna eat some stew The barn is hot tonight I'm taking off my muddy shoes You made me feel like There's something that I never knew I wanted We play the banjo and the mouth organ too

I’m sorry but this is quite literally the best she has ever looked. Like she genuinely looks more stunning here than most of her magazine shoots omfg

Peppers (Country Remix) [Tommy Genesis:] Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw [Lana Del Rey:] Me and my cowboy listen to the country records We write folk songs without trying like all the time, all the time I take off my hat, dance under the moonlight I'm like, "Giddy up, gonna give a show," I open up the barn doors I threw caution to the wind, saddle up the horse Take a ride through the plains, let the wind guide the course I'm in love, I'm in love Got a lasso in my hand, honey, I'm divine Baby, I'll bring the biscuits if you bring the shine I'm in love, I'm in love Yeehaw [Tommy Genesis:] Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw [Lana Del Rey:] I sit on a haystack, I don't have much to lose I got a truck, I take it for a moonlit, a moonlit cruise, yeah My cowboy roped a steer, got the trophy, it don't matter We've been ropin', so whatever he catches, I catch I can't cry I threw caution to the wind, saddle up the horse Take a trot for myself, dance in the moonlight, of course I'm in love, I'm in love Yeehaw [Tommy Genesis:] Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw [Lana Del Rey:] I don't know maybe we should do something like... like merge this Song... you know that song... cotton-eyed Joe, yeah... dance type of song... like merge this Song... Where it's like... You know that type of song Cotton-eyed Joe, cotton-eyed Joe [Lana Del Rey & Tommy Genesis:] Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw Yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw Yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw

My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola EIEIO

I love how one moment she can be at a big celebrity event dressed in designer, and then she can be out fucking some random Joe and driving in her truck. Slay mama

NEW GUY ALERT WE ARE SOFT LAUNCHING A NEW GUY

okayyy but reversed

this looks vintage as fuck

ANOTHER 8.8 GAGNITUDE MOTHERQUAKE HIT THE COAST OF CUNTIFORNIA AGAIN MOTHER NEVER MISSES

I’m going to have to start following her make up artist and stylist because she never posts these pictures herself.

So allegedly Lana attended at the Gucci's Oscars after-party. Obviously, we don't know if the "close sources" tell the truth but it said that Taylor attended there w Travis and they were there with many other celebs and their close associates including Lana. It's also known as Madonna's and Guy Oseary's after-party, where Lana also attended in 2020 and inspired Dark But Just A Game. Perhaps, we can expect a bop like this. JR also photographed celebrities there like he photographed Lana and Chuck in 2020 but of course right now, so far, we've got no pics, sadly... https://www.etonline.com/taylor-swift-and-travis-kelce-step-out-at-2024-gucci-oscars-party-after-singapore-eras-shows-221432?cmp=social_ig-embed&fbclid=PAAaaqReRQiUW4Nd4RrYpTpKWvWB1Ika7G0q1cFosq87Y4fVbbsQrtXc2Fg-4

Hands on your knees I'm Dolly Parton

Happiness is a Chevy ride Try to drive it like every night It escapes from the farm into moonlight Every day is a bluegrass song I hum it in the truck like all day long And sing it with the crickets from dusk to dawn Oh Oh If he's a serial farmer, then what's the worst That could happen to the girl who's already bailed?

The J necklace from the other day…

jack donoghue liked her post

It’s so weird she’s hiding jack (if that’s him) because they’ve been pretty open about being seen together I love that she’s showing off how much of a baddie she is!! I’m so exited to see what this Lana has been writing for LDR11

HOLY SHIT SHIT SHIT SHE'S A FUCKING QUEEN MOTHER SHE LOOKS SO AMAZING SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE HAIR THE MAKE-UP ABSOLUTELY STUNNING!!!!!!! I LOVE THE VINTAGE HOLLYWOOD GLAMOUR SO SUITABLE FOR THE PARTY!!!! I LOVE PAMMY BUT ETIENNE ATE WITH THIS ABSOLITELY INCREDIBLE I CAN'T BELIEVE BUT I AM MORE HUNGRY FOR PICS BECAUSE THIS WAS A FUCKING SERVEEEEEEE! GORGEOUS QUEEEEEEEN!!!!! At Gucci's afterparty lmaooo, luv her!

she seems to be into her Louis Vuitton recently

The eyes remind me so much of Sophia Loren, a true vintage queen omg I mean, Loren’s eyes were drawn differently but still… stunning!

Pre-order for Act II: Cowboy Carter is now live! x

“guess whattt :))” was that TikTok supposed to provide an answer to that question??? Bc I’m still confused

CEASE

In My Country Feelings I'm puffing on my porch swing, watching the sunset But I'm seeing wildflowers blooming Could it be that I fell for another no-good cowboy? I'm weeping while I'm wrangling Making hay while I'm raking in that sweet money Sipping on my jug of moonshine 'Cause I fell for another cowboy Get that campfire smoke out of my space You've been squandering my time While you're rustlin' what's rightfully mine with the things that you're doing Herd that herd, well, now they all know your name And there's no lassoing back from the range where you came Darlin', don't do it 'Cause you got me in my country feelings (Got me feeling so much right now) Muttering in my sleep again (I'm making no sense at all) Mumbling while I'm yelling (Got me feeling so crazy right now) Who's ropin' like this cowgirl? Who's freer than me? You wanna ride the range? Be my guest, baby I'm feeling all my darn feelings I'm smoking on my saddle This town, and you best believe it, honey I'm giggling as I'm rounding up varmints And jotting down names I'm tearing up while I'm taming In the dust, they can hear me claiming If you were me, and I was you I'd mosey outta my way Get that campfire smoke out of my space You've been wasting my time while you're cattle rustlin' Well, you know what you're doing Herd that herd, well, now they all know your name And there's no riding back from the trail where you came Darlin', don't do it 'Cause you got me in my country feelings (Got me feeling so much right now) Muttering in my sleep again (I'm making no sense at all) Mumbling while I'm yelling (Got me feeling so crazy right now) Who's ropin' like this cowgirl? Who's freer than me? You wanna ride the trail? Be my guest, baby I'm feeling all my darn feelings Got me out on the prairie right now Making no sense at all Got me out on the prairie right now, against the fence Got me feeling so blue Making no sense at all Gotta giddy up right now 'Cause you got me in my country feelings (Got me feeling so much right now) Muttering in my sleep again (I'm making no sense at all) Mumbling while I'm yelling (Got me feeling so crazy right now) Who's ropin' like this cowgirl? Who's freer than me? You wanna ride the trail? Be my guest, baby I'm feeling all my darn feelings

Omg you’re right we are saved Tbh I don’t even care about Lana’s love life and never will, but I love Jack and it is so iconic that he has connections to Ethel and Julia

fr, I watch his insta stories of him just fucking about in rural America westlin' catfish and shit and like, i get it

Those hands kinda do look like Jack…I always have hoped that they would end up together tbh

LET’S HOPE ITS SOMEONE FAMOUS WE DESERVE THE HOLLYWOOD STAR BOYFRIEND ERA

and then there's donoghue...

That eyeliner is STUNNING shes so beyond beautiful

she looks straight out of the Candy Necklace video

these messages are useless and so annoying

she's so random to give us that perfect retro look at a casual party!

yayo but it’s yoohoo and that’s the only change

not a farmhouse robbery