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THEY ARE MY DESIGNS

Im dying at the fact that they sent us these emails saying the presale is so exclusive to us, her most loyal fans, but you can just enter the shop and it’s there

i got the bow. i am going to start feeling guilty in 2 minutes

Praying the lack of sales will knock some sense into her for future merch releases

oh…

things are actually selling out...?

to think that her idiotic, annoying coquette tiktok/twitter stans will actually buy this overpriced, ugly, cheap garbage

The swan and bows also match her Grammy nails so I think she's really into this aesthetic right now lol

That exclusive item is truly...the most ugly thing I've ever laid my eyes upon. I cracked my fingers to start typing about that Coachella theme set as well but I think it stands for itself

I really do love lana w all my heart but this collection with these prices are… a no from me. that flower piece set is kinda cute but not $235 cute for polyester. Not to mention that purple polyester set for $180

WHITE T-SHIRT WITH LANA DEL REY LOGO $55.00

The intern at Exit Magazine trying to clean up this mess before their boss finds out

Ouhh… that “available for two hours only” sales trick is ugly. That’s not cute at all, I’m honestly surprised they came up with something like that but I guess I shouldn’t be.

They have got to be kidding with those prices

I was hoping the exclusive item would be something like first edition of the Neil Krug book, well if delusional was a person…

Lana’s probably lurking here and seething while reading this thread

the funny thing is the scalpers can list it for whatever price they want but when they realise noone will buy it for more than $40 at most they will just have an ugly tshirt sitting in their closet the free market has a funny way of dealing karma

dying at the fact they thought it would be in such a demand that fans needed a presale

I still love the design of the cropped bow tank but idk if I wanna spend $60 for a top that's 100% polyester

me preparing to maybe buy at most one thing and complain about it

I thought the exclusive item was going to be something other than what they already advertised? Oh well my bank account says thanks 😅 but part of me still believes this is a joke and it’s actually the heart vinyl or something

You’re not missing out on much as long as there’s no Boiler Room / Tracklist / World Tour announcement / Special Edition Preorders / Merch. I noticed a lot of people have an issue with the rollout but I don’t know why. Maybe it’s just the lack of patience we’ve grown accustomed to. But the fact that Charli is playing the role so good this era that she almost seems like she doesn’t even care about her record coming out soon is enough to keep me hype. She don’t owe us SHIT this era

yeah but it's one of the very few things in this collection that's actually pretty. i was going to get one too but not for this price

no words

I gave you all my money, gave you all my money, gave you all my money, gave you all my money… I DON’T WANNA LIIIIIIVEEEE - my wallet rn x

give us coke necklace give us lfl windbreaker give us lfl red sweater give us uo honeymoon and uo nfr vinyl give us anything BUT THIS

This merch feels teens/tiktok oriented Even if festival clothing are not for everyone, and i get that, mentioning « exclusive » item for fans who registered the sparklejump website months ago can get a black t shirt? This is beyond lazy. I’m sure even a t shirt with a minimum of design would have satisfied a lot of people. Like an exclusive picture. it’s Lana Del Rey, she do anything with the merch.

These are pretty bad, I’m sorry. Low effort, Etsy has better Lana merch. And why is everything so small and skimpy? Like don’t get me wrong I like skimpy clothes sometimes but some of the cuter designs don’t have a full length T-shirt option and the skirt is cute but it looks like it would fit a child. What’s up with the bodysuit and the bicycle shorts? She needs a better merch team. The cardigans are cute and that’s it.

honestly? this is taking the piss

I got the email about the sale tomorrow! Is this really the exclusive item because..

Yesterday, I made a little "discovery", while reading some of her old interviews from magazines. I wanted to post and ask about that yesterday but LanaBoards was unfortunately down. Anyway, this is from Nylon Magazine's November 2013 issue, where there was an interview about Lana where she was talking about her Born To Die/Paradise eras, tour experiences, Tropico movie, recording her next album (what today we know as Ultraviolence), friend Jamie King and also her relationship with Barrie. In that Barrie part, there was also this description: "The couple have been recording some '70s-style rock with producer Jonathan Wilson in Silver Lake for fun, but Del Rey characterizes her next release as a work-in-progress, done on her own terms and timetable." The "next release as a work-in-progress..." part is obviously about Ultraviolence, but how did people not notice that information about that Barrie "70s-style rock" thing! As we can remember, in December 2023, Barrie said in a livestream that he had recorded a whole album with Lana but I didn't know that they were working with Jonathan Wilson then. Lana later linked up with Jonathan in 2016 and what's more interesting, is that Lana-Barrie-Jonathan were recording that album (presumably - album) in Silver Lake! In know that's a place in California but as we all know, Lana has an unreleased song from Lust For Life era called "Silverlake". I wonder what songs Jonathan Wilson did produce for them, the only song he has with Lana is "Living With Myself" but she's only singing background vocals there. I don't think he produced Unidentified Flying Bill because it was recorded in a different studio - NightBird Studios - which does not locate in Silver Lake. I need to know people's thoughts. @lanaismamom Did you know about this earlier or did everybody know this and I am just late to the club ? Anyway, I'm still very intrigued about this album...

The fact that the star is all stretched out is bugging me

I would love a t shirt that says “Heroin” and has a headshot of Lana made up like an old-timey movie poster

those prices are INSANE... she spends too much time with Taylor

£40 for a gildan t-shirt

wtf I thought it was an error… there’s no way it’s actually looking like that

Even though the email said it was exclusive, it seems to be available to everyone? I couldn't get back to the page (it said page not found) so had to go onto the product page and then found this FESTIVAL COLLECTION DO NOT USE area ... so unprofessional looking. Anyway the white set is cute (although it's not floral? It's hearts and bows) but I can't spend that much money on it when it's not even cotton. I might make my own embroidered black bow

These prices are crazy I’m sorry and it’s so ugly too.

What ChatGPT imagines the lead single to be like 🤓 I like it! **Title: Lasso** (Verse 1) Velvet skies and your wild eyes, Playing fast and loose under desert highs. Dusty dreams, my heart screams, Chasing mirages, or so it seems. Slick roads, heavy loads, Your love's a cipher in secret codes. Palm trees sway, in our disarray, Lost in the echoes of LA. (Pre-Chorus) Honey, this ain't no rodeo, But I've got a lasso, Wrapping tight around your ego, Watch it come and go. (Chorus) Lasso, spinning round your heart, A work of art, tearing us apart. Can't tame a wild love with a rope so thin, But darling, in this game, do we lose or win? With every twirl, I pull you in, But love's a gamble—do we sin or spin? (Verse 2) Cadillac dreams, and neon beams, Your love's a mystery, or so it seems. Hollywood signs, and vintage wines, Our hearts entwined in thorny vines. Sunset fades, on our masquerades, In the twilight, our love parades. Echoes of our past, shadows we cast, In this love story, are we first or last? (Pre-Chorus) In this city of angels, I found my devil, With a lasso in hand, on the level, Pulling at strings, in a dance with rebels, In this love, we teeter and revel. (Chorus) Lasso, looping 'round your soul, In this role, we pay the toll. Chasing wild hearts, under starlit skies, In your eyes, I find my demise. With a flick and a twist, I draw you near, In this love, we face our deepest fear. (Bridge) Under the moonlight, with a whisper soft, Our worlds aloft, in this loft, we've crossed. With a lasso made of dreams this part is so good: Honey, this ain't no rodeo, But I've got a lasso, Wrapping tight around your ego, Watch it come and go.

Good luck guys I’m not wasting my money on cheap merch lol gotta save it for all the Lasso vinyls

Love seeing all the self-proclaimed real fans fawning over this on TT/Insta and calling those who don’t like it locals/not real fans/tiktok fans like sure, there are some good pieces (some of the tees/tanks imo) but it’s especially that exclusive one that is irking me, along with the prices when you consider the quality. But this was a festival drop for Coachella specifically so if this fits the vibe there then I see no issue in people who like it getting something from this. The UV cigarette picture would have been a much more iconic design for fan-exclusive merch. Anyways I decided to stream her music extra today instead of spending my money on this 🎀

The merch is so expensive for how ugly and cheap it is

I was hoping to get this set but I thought it would be like 70$ for everything

i’m not buying a fucking bow clip for $20 🤦‍♀️ you can get that for $5-$10 anywhere else. and selling a brandy style tank top for $60 is crazy

Wanted the cropped bow cami but $60 for a tiny piece of polyester is obscene. Ew. Nope.

$55 for a tshirt is insane. I work at a print shop and that cost her probably $6-9 to make.

They should sell LDR branded crickets this merch made zero noise huh

$55 for that ugly shirt?

this is so weird… why would they mention Neil out of nowhere 🤨?? They were lurking here for sure