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A turtlenecks is a (usually) think piece of clothing that covers your entire torso and neck. I think she means she was told she had to cover her story/herself up. Every time she tired to ‘tell her story’ they attacked her and told her to be quiet so she felt like she had to cover it all up otherwise there would be a million and one think pieces about her it’s crazy that Lana fans still think she’s some unknown indie artist while headline Coachella and having one of the longest charting billboard albums

TELL THEM, QUEEN MOTHER LANITA!!!

Her algorithm being over the top expensive watches reels

watches are the new horse shaped bush, havent you heard?

Can she find the reel of her announcing lasso and comment on that

election year ✅ grammys ✅ blonde hair ✅ QFTC in may ✅ late summer release the prophecy is being fulfilled

no matter how oddly she worded it, she had every right to defend herself and her right to sing about her authentic experiences surrounding love, relationships, submission, emotions, pain, and being a woman however she wants! all i can really say about it without going on a tangent lol

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back models. I hope your entrance into the LNTM house was not too hectic for all of you. You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme of "CAMP COUTURE" Me and @Rorman Nockwell reviewed all of your submissions Some of you presented us with grace, some didn't get it, and some people just looked a plain old mess. I have 16 beautiful women standing before me, but only 14 photos in my hand. That's right, two of you will be leaving us today. These 14 photos will represent the 14 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model. Let's begin with the critiques. -------- Miranda Cosgrove ( @lmdr ) You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls. Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. Critiques: ------------ Kate Bush You are this weeks runner-up! This means you are protected from sabotage. Critiques: ------------ Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury ) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Anya-Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff ) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton ) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing ) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Tinashe ( @TheBoss ) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Charli XCX ( @bunoner) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) You are still in the running. Critiques: ------------ Beyonce ( @keps2013) Megan Thee Stallion ( @DemonMic2003) Britney Spears ( @bia) You are the bottom three of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running. Stay tuned for the next challenge... Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future. Goodnight ladies. Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!

Fake Rolex track 6 on Lasso

She's been so vocal about watches all of sudden lmao

and why not she’s talking about her truth, the ones that hate her already hate her so it doesn’t matter atp

omg she cleared.. an answer for the culture

Hello all my darlings of Lanaboards, it is I, Lady Gaga, Mother monster, Queen of all gaggery, arriving *fashionably* late to the show Everyone knows me for my avant garde looks, so who better to represent the camp couture category than the queen of camp herself I radiate glamour in every aspect as many are aware I arrived in an extravagant hot pink dress as the judges and fellow contestants watched. Wearing a matching bow to honor from the creator of bows herself, miss Lana del rey. Had to make a large bow to match my flamboyant dress. I would like to thank all my little monsters, the judges, and fellow contestants xoxo, gaga

Lana answered the culture

I get why she does it, but I’m so sick of her constantly defending herself. people are NEVER going to understand her/her art, and continuing to comment on these issues FOUR YEARS later is just not the move. I think the people who knew what she meant knew what she meant, and the people who didn’t never will, no matter how many follow up videos/posts/comments she makes.

This is just so fucking awesome! Everybody's minds are just that creative, it's just the pinnacle of Internet forum's kitschy games Just so amazing to witness this!

3 Hours left for submission @keps2013 @TheBoss ------------------------------------------------ TALES FROM THE LNTM HOUSE (Simulated) Lizzy Grant: Lizzy feels overshadowed by the more extravagant personalities in the competition. She struggles to find her voice and style amidst the flamboyance of her fellow contestants, leading to self-doubt and insecurity. Naomi Campbell: Naomi, accustomed to being the center of attention, clashes with Lady Gaga over creative differences during a photo shoot challenge. Their egos collide as they each insist on their vision, causing tension and drama on set. Miranda Cosgrove: Miranda becomes the target of jealousy from some of the other contestants who perceive her as having an unfair advantage due to her previous acting career. They spread rumors about her being favored by the judges, creating a rift within the group. Lady Gaga: Lady Gaga's avant-garde style clashes with the more traditional tastes of Kate Moss during a styling challenge. Kate criticizes Gaga's outfit choices, leading to a heated argument that spills over into backstage drama. Kate Moss: Kate, known for her sharp tongue, finds herself at odds with RuPaul after making a cutting remark during a critique session. RuPaul, unimpressed by Kate's attitude, delivers some tough feedback that leaves her fuming and defensive. RuPaul: RuPaul faces criticism from Tinashe and Lana Del Rey, who accuse him of favoritism towards certain contestants. They confront RuPaul about his impartiality, sparking a debate about fairness and integrity in the competition. Tinashe: Tinashe clashes with Kate Bush over creative differences during the challenge. Kate Bush: Kate Bush feels alienated from the younger contestants and struggles to connect with them on a personal level. Her reserved nature leads to misunderstandings and tensions within the group dynamics. Lana Del Rey: Lana becomes the target of Mitski's passive-aggressive comments and subtle sabotage attempts. Beyoncé: Beyoncé must navigate the drama carefully to maintain her own position in the competition. Mitski: Mitski's intense perfectionism causes friction with the fellow girls in the house, she tells them it's not a sorority, it's a competition. Britney Spears: Britney's fragile emotional state becomes a point of concern for the other contestants and the judges. Her struggles with confidence and anxiety manifest in erratic behavior, creating tension and drama in the competition. Jane Fonda: Jane clashes with Charli XCX over their conflicting ideas about feminism and empowerment during a discussion about their inspirations. Their heated debate spills over into a confrontation, revealing deeper ideological differences. Charli XCX: Charli's brash personality rubs some of the other contestants the wrong way, particularly Anya Taylor Joy, who finds her outspokenness abrasive. Their clashes escalate into a feud, with both refusing to back down. Anya Taylor Joy: Anya feels isolated from the rest of the group due to her reserved nature and British upbringing. She struggles to connect with her fellow contestants, leading to feelings of loneliness and alienation. Megan Thee Stallion: Megan's attitude is not well liked by some of the girls in the house. She believes it's jealously.

little do they know that... trailer trash is the epitome of camp...

I've always understood and stood with what she said on QFTC in the fact that her early days were built on lots of hearsay and misogyny. But even if I didn't - to spin what was being said as something with racial undertones was always nuts.

this week on lanaboards next top model - the afterbuzz aftershow

in the lounge, the girls have had time to de-gown from this weeks challenge and are discussing spit play in the bedroom miranda & lana are questioning megan on whether or not she spat at mitski. megan claims she did not, but lana is adament she saw someone hucking a ball of spit towards mitski after yesterdays shoot. miranda is unsure, and is trying to mediate the situation. all is calm, for now and our first butter-up of the season has occured! last night, anya was seen playfully fighting with @Lindsay Lohan... could foul play be afoot? stay tuned on lanaboards next top model!

I have officially arrived, riding on my cloud of purple sludge. Good luck, angels! Some of you will need it...

confessional

i think this was a great explanation which is rare coming from Lana However, I could definitely see the " I had it worse than most" comment being taken poorly, but I think it is just a moment of Lana not understanding how her words come across. I think when Lana says that she means in a completely different way than people are taking it. From what she has said about her early days, she did not have support financially from her parents, had seemingly been somewhat taken advantage of by her label with the 9-album deal, and was in a series of bad relationships. She did have a hard time with the beginning of her music career, not to mention her early age alcoholism and seemingly emotionally abusive mother. Especially compared to people like Camila Cabello, Ariana Grande, and Beyonce who had lots of financial support and in the case of Ariana and Camila, backing from major television shows. I don't think she thinks that the people she mentioned in qftc didn't work hard (and some of them did have sad backstories) but I do think she felt very misunderstood by people who think she just came from "daddy's money" and don't actually understand the hardships she went through before Video Games blew up. I don't know if that makes sense but it is just my interpretation.

Well now that we have the (renewed) controversy for this era, it’s almost time to officially announce Lasso

Since we are talking about QFTC again, I still wonder what Doja meant by this.

Really wishing for a summer album. I know it’s not going to happen but I miss having a new Lana album to soundtrack my summer / make memories with. It’s been too long

confessional

Everytime she goes blonde, the world shifts. Whew.

gaga needs go and eat everyone up again, tired of lame bitches being invited to a costume party and showing up in a zara equivalent dress

Not me submitting before Queen B lmao

omg sorry guys, I guess Ms Tinashe got a little 2ON yesterday (literally having the worst hangover ever, gin tonic) we don't really remember how the format of the show was because when i was little i used to watch it but i stopped because my grandpa said it was for f-words and i guess i got scared and never watched it again lol, ANYWAYS here's Tinashe serving sattelite camp couture realness! Floating somewhere off in spacetime!

Not sure if this has been posted https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5q33sit5IH/?igsh=MTFpZDVycmw0enVxaw==

It's coming Maybe she'll announce Lasso on the Met Gala red carpet Monday

looking camp right in the eye...

Yesssss!!!! I'd love if she shared more snipets of what she's working on

I don't think Lana is trying to imply she's had it worse than anyone else in the industry. I think she's saying her journey has been filled with some pretty dark times and completely unique to her. Which makes her music and her stories so special. It's a reason people can connect so intimately with her music. Anyone who misconstrues this new comment is honestly just virtue signaling and trying to appear holier than thou. She's explained herself, it's over and done with. There's absolutely nothing to reignite here.

3 months ago today, lana announced lasso can’t believe these past 3 months passed without a single info