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Okay time to take a break from this thread. Comments/speculation about her weight is gross, and doesn’t belong in the wedding thread.

Oh yes this Lanaboards exclusive. Articles are going to be written about this. We need a High By The Beach sequel but shooting drones with a machine gun from an airboat

The crossover of my dreams! Soon-to-be-legendary band Fontaines D.C. have covered Say Yes To Heaven for BBC Radio 1 in their Live Lounge The band have spoken before about how much they admire Lana and would love to work with her. Thoughts? Personally I love the grungy, shoegazey vibe of this cover, though I can imagine it's not to everybody's taste!

People lose facial volume as they age, also they lose facial volume if they lose weight (using ozempic or not), hope this helps.

elizabeth where is lasso i’m being so serious

I thought the ring looked like a pearl in the photos! It's so strange they've photoshopped it to look that way. What's to be gained from that? Very weird behaviour. I hope she can find some peace amidst all these paparazzi

And she should!! It’s so weird how celebrities are literally stalked with drones. Also it’s super weird that they’re photoshopping her ring I’m glad to hear they’re happy

the ozempic topic is TIRED. move it to reddit or twitter. i'm sick of hearing about her weight speculation. the majority of people on this forum don't give a shit. as someone who has struggled with my own body issues, and i have family members and friends who are on ozempic, it's actually really benefiting their mental and physical health - there is ZERO reason to speculate on Lana's weight. 1) you don't know if she is, and if even she is, 2) you don't konw why. period. PERIOD. there are so many reasons to take these medications. enough. and this is the marriage topic. what are u even doing?

i hope she keeps her mouth shut because we do NOT need a typewriter thinkpiece from her justifying her husbands abhorrent views girl just enjoy your honeymoon and lock your damn phone

She commented it on the Lanaboards IG good God I hope she hasn't seen the other thread Why would someone photoshop her ring into a pearl? Very weird.

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Back to the top, back to the basics Restart the tape, Lake Placid, baby

I miss when the most problematic thing she did was declare herself an insta baddie and not release her album for 8 months after she said Now she's a swamp-dwelling Fox News darling Fuck.

it's actually fucking insane to expect something like that... not how real life works

I hope you realize when you lose a significant amount of weight you lose it from all over your body which includes your face. This happened to me a little when I lost 50lb. That + getting older + maybe she isn’t getting as much filler anymore IDK but also who cares. Who knows there could be other personal or medical reasons, but it really isn’t that crazy considering those factors it makes perfect sense. I highly doubt she was on ozempic, you don’t gain muscle on it. Losing facial volume is a normal part of life, that’s what happens as you age. I think she looks beautiful

With all due respect-

She was kind of gagged

Paparazzis are sick in the head Im glad that she is happy

Some of yall need to go outside and it shows

Close the fucking thread wtf is this Such a disgusting and condescending thing to say.

I've never seen you anywhere on this entire site until this thread And now you spend all your time in here preaching Why is that If we're all so weird then why are you in here all the time (and only here)

The comment right below hers I- But kinda wonder if she will respond to this

Fuck those stalkers and their drones, she does not deserve this at all! It's actually good that she spoke about that. And I'm also glad that they're very happy. She deserves happiness.

this is so embarrassing. yall’s research on weight loss is limited to ozempic trend that you’ve heard about on tiktok and youtube celebrity plastic surgeons, then proceed to speculate on a marriage thread just for the sake of not shutting up modz, where u at lock this 💩 up

the photoshopped ring thing is beyond weird

it's so weird talking about lana's weight, and shape and analyse them in the first place. In the wedding thread too... ? like are yall serious? My apologize to everyone who finds my post wrong, I didnt mean to post an analysis on her freaking body like that but just got in the thread and i saw "ozempic" this "ozempic" that, I have to reply that post to clear this ozempic shit up because ive seen this everywhere since her coachella, its tired and dumb at this point. We should never ever discuss about her body at any time, any place, not just this thread.

I wonder if Lana is seeing all the alligator wedding memes and if she thinks they're funny or if she's annoyed by them

Let's get back on topic everyone or the thread will be locked again

god. fame is so crazy. I can’t imagine an entire website dedicated to you, talking about you, etc. I would go nuts

It's almost like she's married to the guy and won't go about slandering him all over the internet. Very weird of Lana indeed.

yes, you can totally lose your face value working at the gym ,she has been lifting and cardio the shit out of herself since last year. don't you know there are exercises for your face, your jaw and cheek bones? even if she doesnt, she can still have plastic surgeries, bucal fat removal, its not like ozempic is the only way she can achieve that and even if she is on ozempic? does that really matter? its her body, let sis treat herself also, these videos are only speculations from professionals, its not confirmation of someone on something, you must be tripping. also, consider other factors like angles, lighting, photo condition as well, i'm a part-time model, i have my photos taken a lot and istg, different kinds of make-up, lighting, contour, angles and even different photographers WILL give you different results everytime you see yourself on a photo. I cant afford plastic surgeries or any botox, fillers whatsoever, let alone ozempic, yet there are people said my face looks thiner than 6 months ago as well. it can happen in real life. Lana's faceshape has been the same since Lizzy days, she might use botox here and there, had a nosejob, pumped her lips but who doesnt if they cant afford these? But basically her faceshape is always like it is, and this is certainly not ozempic, her muscle, her arms basically isnt thinner but more in shaped and stronger than last year. I hope this clears your head

I wasn't really planning on getting involved in this shitshow of a discussion, but it feels a little like @KeiichiDelRey is getting dogpiled for an opinion that I share and think is super reasonable. I think discussing publicly available material like Jeremy's Facebook posts is fair game, given that he chose to make that public (unfortunately ). However, there's a lot of running wild with paparazzi pics and stalker videos, which is where I feel a line gets crossed. Obviously, we don't have to act like those pics/vids don't exist, but I don't know, maybe use some tact! Lana has clearly tried to maintain some privacy throughout this important time in her life, and regardless of your opinion of Jeremy, it feels kind of uncool to take such invasive content and run with it. As for the Ozempic commments... come on, y'all. Weight loss drugs, whether they're involved or not, did not make Lana get married I don't know how anyone listened to a song like A&W and then feels comfortable making such confident claims about Lana's body. It has no relevance, and I don't think discussing it brings anything meaningful or interesting to the table. I have complicated feelings about this whole situation like so many of us, but we can strike a better tone than what's been happening in this thread

It's not letting me quote the other similar posts from your profile (Mods may have unnecessarily moved them?) — But bro… if you hate this thread so much, you should just stop checking it This is a website dedicated to Lana discussion, so we deserve a spot to talk about this major event for her.

I get down to Fox News commentary

Emily is right and she should say it

anybody who loses weight, whether naturally, or using something ozempic, will lose fat in their face, and it's clear she's lost a noticeable amount regardless of how she did isn't really our business, and we can't really do anything about it anyway, and although i do not like the thought of rich celebrities using ozempic to lose weight quick, especially when it's intended with people with diabetes, she looks great, and she probably feels great, and that's what matters to me, she doesn't look gaunt to me at all, maybe it's just jarring for some people to see her look so different compared to the past couple of years

brooooo. please stop. mods need to lock this garbage until ppl stop hyperfixating on her weight and .... facial volume.

two things can be true at the same time! 1- it’s wrong to speculate/comment on someone’s weight! we don’t know what she’s doing, if she’s taking anything, and what her journey has been with in regards to her body! it’s not right to comment on someone’s body whether it’s good or bad in regards to weight loss or weight gain. she looks good regardless! 2- you can feel differently about Lana after she married this guy! this man has proved what his beliefs are (not just speculation- we know what he’s like AND Lana knows what he’s like) you don’t have to defend her for this!

Manifesting this "loser husband" concept for her upcoming divorce album.

LANA IF YOU'RE READING I LOVE YOU AND ALSO I LOVE ULTRAVIOLENCE AND ALSO I LOVE AKA AND ALSO IF YOU'RE READING THIS WINK IN YOUR NEXT SELFIE

I hope she doesn’t post him tbh her fans are her biggest haters and there’s probably a reason she doesn’t post/talk about her relationships. The last one she talked about was Mike and fans went insane and he ended up making his account private

Anyone know what time the ceremony was? I'm guessing like 10:30am from the angle of the sun relative to the ground.

You just don't wanna admit your wrong

tbh it's rude af just assuming she's on ozempic

one of the replies being "🎶i might say something racist🎶"

I have said this many times There's no way she doesn't read here Maybe not every day or whatever but there have been a few instances where we've been discussing smthn quite specific and then she's posted and answered our question or whatever

I was thinking the same. She will probably say some shit like Jeremy’s misunderstood and he is actually really really kind and caring etc.

right? like what is the point of that lmao?

People in the replies getting her ass I hope she fights us tbh idgaf ETA: I'm talking bout him in general Obviously the invasive stalky behaviour is disgusting