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Guys I'm starting the protest

time to report apple music for false advertising! everyone get their karen wigs on and lets sue them!

why does this even matter, sales are so boring, lana doesn't even need to promote and she does well anyway, her fan base is strong she isnt about gaining a large number of new listeners, her fan base is huge and devoted, even if every single pop star released on the same day as her, she is still going to have a huge number of streams because of her dedicated fan base, i dont understand why its so important that she goes number 1, i dont know how much more clear she can make it that she simply does not give a flying fuck about her sales and neither should you

where is the single

guys omg?? look at the bottom

To be fair, she never actually announced this so you can't really blame her

Wow, the way we got trolled. Read the bottom..

Let's say it will be divisive Only intellectuals will understand the depth and emotion.

She definitely sounded a little uncertain about it in multiple parts of her Mojo interview. “She says she finds listening to the new album ‘a fight’, conceding that she’s offering a pre-emptive critique. ‘It wasn’t so much that I though the songs fantastically fit together with like seamless, sun kissed production -- but, you know, there’s a life lived there.” Also the way she spoke about her vocals in White Dress. But, as the magazine stated right after, and Lana agreed with, the ‘not great’ vocals on the chorus absolutely fit the tone and message of the song. It just seems she’s nervous about the content of the record, and the way it will be received after the widespread success and ease of Norman. It’s her easiest album to get into, and provided a taste of that success and praise she didn’t get before. Though, she said in the interview that she felt people were into the record, not necessarily into her as an artist. The Mojo article gives great insight to the assumed nervousness/paranoia she has after years of being discredited and mocked publicly. Understanding how that’s affected her self-perception (idk if it has, but I think it would) and her art is important to understanding her as an artist and human. I do hope that one day she won’t feel like she has to bring it up during interviews, because to some extent it keeps it alive and fresh into each era, among other things. Based on what we know and what the interviews show us, Chemtrails is going to be an emotional stunner, raw and unexpected, the same way UV was after BTD. Seriously cannot wait!! March 19th please get here quickly

White Dress is coming today We are still winning

wha... girl... what... your willpower

Why does it feel like lana doesnt give af about this whole era

who cares about a stupid dress anyway... let the termites have it instead we should just pray and stay that close to jesus

Can’t believe people hated honeymoon tasteless trash

But the fact that we will see justin with a a 50 on metacritic and lana with a 80 makes me feel better. Get him pitchfork

Anyone else getting that lovely warm and nostalgic feeling just before spring starts, and you feel your energy start to shift and perspective starts to change and there's just an overall positive and lightness in the air around you, it's like your body preparing for the summer, feels like a perfect time, and its so nice that we're almost getting a new Lana album. Spring is the perfect time for her to release, especially March

not a twitter stan saying "i claim dance till we die streets are saying that will be the best song" honey what streets? sesame ??

What does it mean

it’s still coming later today sis is just sleeping she gotta wake up first

I'm here now! I missed all the craziness of White Dress not being released and it seems like the aftermath of that has settled down, so I'll just say YAY to there only being 21 days left until the whole album is released, and probably a week or two until White Dress! I could totally see her putting the single out on the 5th or 12th, and then maybe the video during the week of March 15th-19th! Either way, everything is coming soon so "look how [we] got this " - let's just keep trudging on! <3

lana trending ahead of justin on twitter

Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

justin bieber may be objectively more well-known, and his manager will do anything to get the #1 spot, but his samsung-ringtone album will never be able to compare to lana's early spring rural psychedelic folk magnum opus

White Hot Forever: I Talk to Jesus

Only 3 more weeks til we get to hear COTCC in full!!! I can’t believe it’s coming so soon already

Her team is really a mess. the fact that date changed is not surprising; same happened with FIILY and TG (and « last minute » at that). but that Apple Music hadn’t updated their base is another, especially that much in advance, this is clear lack of communication on their part.

The annoying thing is you can't trust ANY dates when it comes to Lana: 1. Dates that she announces are often lies (see: September 5 for COCC, covers album for Christmas) 2. Dates from other sites/sources are often wrong because she delays and changes stuff Basically we can't trust anything ever, from any source including her, and it's tiresome. Zzzzzz

can you believe she actually did a music video like cocc's it's been a month and I still can't believe we watched her transform into a wolf

so I guess we’re adding feb 26th to the list of cursed dates huh

That's not true either. UV was actually the toughest time to be a Lana stan, up there with the NFR! pre-release. Homegirl had the worst attitude 24/7, cancelling stuff left and right. Interviews were disturbing/boring/chaotic/uncomfortable to read. "May 1st" caused a lot of (unnecessary bc it came out one month later) meltdowns. I'd dare to say 60% were in doubt/against the new sound. I remember a lot of people hating Shades of Cool upon release. Title track to, nobody liked it when it came out. "I wish I was dead already" interview; lots of fans already "sick" of her calling her pretentious or whatever. Ultraviolence music video... Hard time to be a stan. Abandonment of the era. Everyone started to complain about her lack of glamour, high fashion, no longer having a "beauty queen style", etc.

wait let's pretend we're scared of justin so lana's team decides to put out the album on the 12th

OMFG a new album just got suprise dropped on spotify????? its called Honeymoon lets go stream it

Not Mustin releasing the same day as her. At least the quality difference between one album and the other will be noticed.

Istg if she uploads a random pic of one of her besties with no caption today I will throttle someone

my best friend's father passed away a few hours ago from covid, when i got the news i was listening to a random playlist in shuffle and right after i gave my condolences to her and her family, silver cross came on and... i never thought i could connect to a song like that! as soon as the chorus started... it was like a knife going trouhg my heart!!!!!!! "I'll pull you close, so close, so close I'll never you let you go, you know head on my chest, a silver cross you can cry all night, I'll never let you go" i can't stop crying i wanna hug her so bad, but i wanna giver her and her family the privacy they need. the funeral will be held in a few hours and i can't go. silver cross is on loop. thank you charli for this song. and i hope my bestie can receive my toughts, prayers and love. sorry for this post but i needed to get this off my chest.

Let's just have a countdown every single day

We're not even clowns, we are the entire circus

I wonder what that fnd site is gonna say when it doesn’t come out, “release 1 hour ago” and were just here like

well my fellow delulu sisters, can't stay up any longer! see you tomorrow when lana hops on new music daily radio and premieres white dress

LDR8 will be produced by Chuck & Charlie

august 5th august 28th september 5th halloween christmas february 26th i'm sure i'm missing some

LOL, not exactly directed to you, but why does everyone have some kind of Mandela effect on the Honeymoon era? Those few months were full of meltdowns. First the title track, lots of people hated it. Everyone was trashing her hair, outfits and body. Then High by the Beach, 50% loved it, 50% were like "Omg she sold out! A trap song? Not on my watch!" HBTB MV too, that caused a lot of heated discussion. Then the incredibly meltdown-inducing artwork that nobody liked. Music to Watch Boys To was the only moment we stood together. And finally the album came out and many were in doubt, others were "unstanning" and others loved it.

when lana has her meltdown moment and gains more publicity

where is the love leak energy? i expect to see flyers of white dress scattered around LA in the next 10-15 minutes.

at this point i don't think we're even getting an album trailer this era...

Happy 3500 pages of pure delusion my loves! ❣️

why does she have to delay every single thing in the last fucking minute

i really cant believe we’re going through this again tbh