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Wasn’t “For the City that Nearly Broke Me” in that joke tweet from Honeymouns where they said it was coming “February 30”?

Lanita AKA Lana Del Rey coming summer ‘22

"Liz, I'm calling from Calihoma" and "Diamonds Never Crack" from the new album "For the City that Nearly Broke Me", out May 13th

the thing is most of the hate she’s getting rn doesn’t have anything to do with her being trans…,..

Till her Tik Tok video from yesterday there was NO INFO about deluxe, i guess it's spontaneous. And i guess i'll not posting any future releases from her cause her timeline always changing and people might think that i just want an attention, but i'm not LOL. It has moved so more focus is placed on 'Beg For You' as a major commercial moment, that's why Baby was moved.

U guys don’t even understandddd I’m losing my mind. I’m already a bit delirious because I only slept 4 hours last night since I had a 5:30am call time for filming today, so when I got the notification, I had to do a double take! What a wonderful way to pick up a long, exhausting day. Seriously, these small little moments make my entire world. I’ll never take it for granted. I love her so much

Her TERF tweet is a bit ironic to say the least because didn't she literally defend JK Rowling I swear Kim must have some sort of self-humiliation fetish

ROMANCE to the beat ROMANCE to the beat ROMANCE to the beat ROMANCE to the beat

@Say Yes to Heaven

taxi on the deluxe

If they’re actually dating this is her first boyfriend I’m attracted to like I usually keep it classy but he can destroy my guts fully scramble them like an omelet liiiike I’m looking at his ig rn and I really see sumn This is such a step up from Sean who looks like he struggles to get his thin scrawny wrinkly penis up & Clay who was def beggin her to slip a finger in like I KNOW this new guy dicks Downnnnn So happy for our girl LDR9 gonna be album of the century Mike Dean’s beats with Lana on peak hornyness living her Best life titties out & all probs moaning all up in the mic like she did on Burning Desire cause she got herself a MAN

love the universe n it loves u back MAMA LANITA

She’s not the same girl I met at pride 3 years ago, I’ve never really considered myself a Kim fan but she’s 100% lost her way and vision with this obsession to go viral and all this Dr Puke stuff…it’s just messy, too messy

When asked about working with him after his past assault allegations, Kim remains diplomatic: “I’m a big fan of his, and we write music very well together. So, yeah, it was a really good experience.“ Would she work with him again? “Yeah, totally.” Before I can ask the next question, Kim cuts in: “I would like my fans to know that I wouldn’t work with somebody I believe to be an abuser of women, definitely not.” How is anybody taking her words out of context, this is literally what she said. You can read the full interview here but that's the only part of it where she mentions Dr Luke

it went well anyways... ...last time on House of Balloons has sprained her ankle while fleeing palemoonbaby. annedauphine spared SoftwareUpgrade's life. Jared... is still alive. shadesofyosemite dies from hypothermia. Venice forces Whore of Tropico to kill Surf Noir or prettywhenimhigh. WOT decides to kill prettywhenimhigh. and here's a list of our people who are still alive @IanadeIrey - District 1 @House of Balloons - District 2 TRENCH - District 2 @SoftwareUpgrade - District 3 @bigspender - District 3 @West Coast - District 3 @Surf Noir - District 4 @takeitdoen - District 5 @palemoonbaby - District 5 @bff - District 6 Whore of Tropico - District 7 @BartenderDeco - District 7 Venice - District 8 PatentLeatherDoOver - District 8 JessicaAppleBottomJeans - District 8 annedauphine - District 9 @The Stargirl Pinky - District 10 TropicoKitten - District 10 @Big Star - District 11 @clementines - District 11 @Cherry Blossom - District 11 @Furor Poeticus - District 12 @Thunder - District 12 Jared / Jack Antonoff Is A God - District 13 ...plus a previously reported to be dead person is still alive. and it's not Rorman Nockwell.

i still can’t believe the good ones video is real. it’s so perfect

finally addresses by liking a tweet

What an interesting individual! Lots of eccentric characters that enter Lana’s world!

Ghetto Ass Venetian Blinds is LDR9

I feel like the caption is music related since Ben commented

i can't believe nfr was almost 3 albums ago, it's so surreal

did somebody say jam city remix

not kim pulling the t card to dodge accountability…. not a good look for her community

most everyone mad at her isn’t a terf, and i’m not a terf and i personally can’t stand terfs. of course she would choose that angle because she wants to excuse herself from moral responsibility and play victim but….

I went full on deep Insta dive for 45 minutes and before I knew it I had watched my fourth video of him making out with a man, full on tongue, aggressive entry, passionate exit, and then I read the caption saying it was his first cousin

her Instagram is such an interesting (almost contradictory) amalgam of aesthetics and comments.. Her poetic trailer park coke cowgirl era incoming

Personally, I'm more concerned about that one lady finding out Lana doesn't have a top of the line a.c and saying that she's romanticizing poverty and needs to address it in a song

LMAO I love how this is the same woman who bought a $2,850 USD horse topiary a decade ago. She really contains multitudes huh

the dingy room the lanita bracelet the acrylics the carlitos way comment her romanticizing poverty ethnically ambiguous baddie al pacino crime movie era we’re finally gonna get good music again

Obsessed with her new set of nails — adding this to my La-nail-ysis notes so we can connect the dots for the next project

to assert dominance we gotta come up w our own titles and fool twitter let's go Down Northern Country Hula Hoopin Hawaiian Tropic Sunset Bonanza Slamma Jamma Ramba Polka Jamboree Diamond Nuclear Coque I Lay By The Ocean As It's Waves Caress Me Sunset Summer Season Let Me Love You Like The God That You Are The Wind Whistles Your Name; And So Do I China Cabinet To Heaven Give You Something To Pray For Local Discotheque The Next Best American Novel Springtime Blues Lana Del Symphonia: She Sings Her Operatic Covers Album the covers album will have 29 tracks released in winter quarter this year. spoiler it's amazing

She changed the caption of her recent to #IJustDon'tCareeeeeee, which is a Disco quote Lizzy girlies, are we moving?

The white border... the caption... did she just announce a song

Thats what i said. She doesn’t act like herself anymore. Even the videos on twitter with her dancing on slut pop felt…off? Also, 100% for trans rights and ANYONE to feel sexy/being comfortable with their body and sex appeal. But when she performed ‘Coconuts’ and ‘Hit It From The Back’, i was so confused… Especially after Era 1, TOTL and Clarity. Future Starts Now was fun too. But now everything just feels oddly hypersexual and very forced.

"tropico extended play" "i can fly" what?

As in remixes the Jam City collab

I just saw this and immediately went here

DAY 10 SoftwareUpgrade defeats Balloons in a fight, but spares her life. bigspender collects fruit from a tree. West Coast thinks about home. Surfy discovers a cave. takeitdoen is pricked by thorns while picking berries. bff injures himself. Whore of Tropico receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. BartenderDeco collects fruit from a tree. Venice discovers a river. PLDO tries to sleep through the entire day. BartenderDeco shoots an arrow at Furor, but misses and kills JessicaAppleBottomJeans instead. Pinky receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. TropicoKitten questions her sanity. clementines fishes.

I actually kind of need "For the City That Nearly Broke Me" to be the album title

wuttice this

Me calling off of work for the start of day 2

Let me know if you wanna go 'Cause I have dreams of me and you alone So take me home, we'd be incredible So baby, let me know Do you wanna go up?

I’m so glad she saw the light and took Sweat off the tracklist

btw, don't let woke twitter see that lana's calling herself lanita, like the time they found out she buttoned her flannel a certain way

what a FUCKIN BADDIE

i won't drop out because i worked my ass off for where i am right now but i support the cause