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I'd rather not use previously leaked material on LDR9 and her other forthcoming albums, unless they're rerecorded, or she releases an album of all the leaked songs together (rerecorded or not). I can understand her desire to use great material like 'Hollywood' and 'Angels Forever,' even the original 'Live Or Die,' but is she still in the L.A. frame of mind, or the murderous rampage state of mind reflected in 'Live Or Die'? Especially after Uvalde? I love 'Serene Queen,' but after the last three albums, is that where she is temperamentally? I keep thinking about where she could go next sonically, and then I think about Robert Grant's involvement, and I can only see him slowing and lowering the mood, a la 'Sweet Carolina,' 'Violets For Roses' (which I love), and other Carly Simon-esque, middle-of-the-road numbers. On the other hand, Rob clearly heard her sing, "You fucked me so good I almost said I...love..you," so maybe his presence has little immediate self-conscious effect on her. My preference would be all new material.

I still don’t know who ethel cain is and I’m okay with that

thats incest

re: ethel cain, it's hilarious to me how she'll get really defensive whenever someone points out the obvious ldr influence in her music / aesthetic (like the pitchfork review of her album which was, lbr, on point) but won't resist inserting herself in the current ldr discourse in a ~i won't be outdone, but make it ironic~ sorta way, thus proving lana truly lives in her mind rent free

i may find this guy to be a bit scary, but i feel like he’s a better match for lana, strangely enough, they’ll be releasing synth witch-house magnum opuses all the way into their 80s

I don’t know what to expect sonically from LDR9, I just hope her current man’s music had some sort of influence on her, just to switch the things up a bit.

this man also has a thing for guns, serene queen & florida kilos 2.0 are coming! he had all his guns & all his guns were blazing… …guns in the summertime, chic-a-cherry cola-lime!

The way everyone on Twitter is talking about her new boyfriend, he is the moment, she is the moment, they are the moment!

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it’s charleh bayby…..tea ess toh

Here I am, once again, to report another LDR9 dream I had Lana did an interview with Pitchfork that also included a photoshoot. The pictures I remember from the shoot were her in two long, flowy dresses, one yellow and one blue, where she was posing up against a large tree. Her hair was long, wavy, and parted to the side. It sort of reminds me of a cross between these photos: The main photo used for the article was artwork of her, sort of like they've done for previous articles. In the artwork, she had big bouffant hair and gold hoop earrings, sort of like for her 2017 V magazine shoot, and she looked mad. The article talked more about how she was expressing anger on her new record, so it was fitting. The article also included a bunch of photos of her at the Gucci Cosmogonie event, apparently because there was a section of the article that talked about Gucci & fashion. In the interview, she confirmed the title of the record, which indeed used the DNC acronym. However, it was very complex and not something that anyone could have guessed. It was: Distrust ____ Conundrum (can't remember the second word) She said it was a reference to how she's become more distrusting of others over the years, mostly romantic partners and those in the media. She also stated that the first track on the record was titled Exceptional, and said it was a response to the treatment she received by the media in recent years. (In one of my other LDR9 dreams, there was also a song that was a response to media treatment, so I feel like this is really a sign that there will actually be a song like this on the record. Subconscious, don't fail me now.) She also said she almost scrapped the track because she kept forgetting how to spell the word exceptional and kept trying to put a 'k' in it. This sparked fan conspiracies that there would be another song about K on the record since apparently this was a sign that he was still on her mind. That's all I remember from the article because I didn't read the whole thing, but when I went to post it on LanaBoards, I saw that one of our banned members hacked the site so they could make a thread for it, but they totally messed up the formatting of the site. There was a bunch of jumbled code and it was a real headache. Let's hope that bit doesn't come true! Then while I was trying to fix it, Elina from ANTM Cycle 11 brought me a sandwich that contained peanut butter, jelly, mayo, mustard, cucumber, and tomato on a footlong white bread sub. It was disgusting. That's all for now

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Hey Blue Baby & Stupid For Being Happy need to be released WITHOUT A FEATURE!!!

I go back to Alabama…

The energy in here...it is not Christian nor Godly

I wish she would finally release an actual "witchy" album like she teased back in the LFL trailer. Kinda doubt it at this point in her career but one can hope

he is literally charlie 2.0 y'all thinking she is so far removed from that aesthetic when she was the originator of it but did it white glamour trash aesthetic instead and her brother is... well that

i can't be on this website anymore i just can't

i read this as lana considering yodeling for ldr9 and got so confused

perhaps lana is considering yth for ldr9 too

hey blue baby was such a great song! still watch the vids every once in a while. i already love chemtrails as it is, but i'd love it even more if she had REALLY bitten into country as she did on that track. and, speaking of musical direction, i wonder how eccletic ldr9 will be. her music usually reflects whoever she's been closer to at the time and rn she's torn between really different people: 1. an edgy underground bf 2. beverly hills influencers 3. the hipster-adjacent country crowd 4. her family ー that, might i add, is pretty diverse on itself + jack's mentioned 808s while lana talked abt reverbed vocals w orchestral backgrounds. she's clearly in touch w very distinct ideas at the moment and i keep thinking on whether or not the music will reflect these newfound multitudes

Made a cover if y'all want her

I would not mind at all of those country songs ended up on a record. Hey Blue Baby vocals EAT.

all that’s real to me is trailer parks & beaches, alabama freezes…

Jack kissing his cousin, Lana kissing Chuck... Maybe LDR9 is Alabama inspired

Hot Girl gives Why U Lookin At Me? and if you get it you get it

Lana stans secretly hate lana I swear bc whenever she seems to be happy do their damnedest to spoil that….like why do you care who she dates? That’s deranged. You aren’t actually friends. She doesnt know you exist and you don’t have a say in her life. She’s basically 40 wtf she doesn’t need y’all nannying her. She’s wild and free. Let her date a sexy deranged artist if thats what she wants. You’ll need a miracle. Y’all are why she’s ready to leave L.A….and apparently go to jail to escape you freaks and frankly that’s valid.

None of these words are in the Bible

Just woke up, but perhaps we should cease the Ethel Cain discourse bc she has qualms about Lana fans talking negatively abt her, which is why we had to lock her thread at her request (even though everything was positive at the time) x

I'm a hot girl and I come in different flavors All the hot boys got me as their screensavers Charli confirming I’m hot + I’ll never take her off my lockscreen now

these tik tok hoes are at it again. Where the fuck are their parents?

EMERGENCYYY

hot girl makes my pussy WET

Hey all, let's not use the LDR9 thread to speculate/comment on her relationship with Jack in ways that don't pertain to the record. For now I'm just moving all of the off-topic posts related to Jack into the recent sightings thread about him, but the Random Lana Discussion thread would also work too to continue that discussion. Let's keep things on topic here! Thank you! x

Not her boyfriend selling printed photos of her for $120 on Depop 💀 What is up with her lately…

The fact she came out with Good Ones, Used To Know Me, (The entirety of CRASH), Out Out, Hot Girl and Hot In It and still hasn't had a huge hit this year is a crime

I don’t want to take it there, but you just know Sophie would have loved this

dance at night back in alabama… her elusive summer night surf noir revival magnum opus is coming

ma'am this is LanaBoards.com

It’s just part of the XCX charm at this point. I feel bad for her, but it’s just part of her vibe.

lana talking about k again (it wouldn’t surprise me if he still influences her music) would be fascinating, c’mon lana, let’s expand your lore!

i find it highly concerning that we didn't get any sort of music news in a WHILE

ethel is the biggest lana beg lmao someone take her out

Lol, not people on Twitter blaming all of this on her new boyfriend as if she's not a grown woman making her own decisions.

yayo paradise so dark and cinematic, I LOVE IT

ethel is so funny 🤭

since we got like 5 previously leaked tracks on BB, chances are theres gonna be some leaked material on ldr9 also. im voting UFB in my heart and soul, but i know realistically its prob gonna be a more country track like prettiest girl in country music or whatever the fuck that was

The vinyl colour will be pastel lavender with specs of glitter in it

oh mein godt