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i hope the album cover/corresponding photoshoots have the same energy as this photoshoot...

The gorls searching for random LA suburbs on Google Maps and making fake albums

i guess it's about time i throw a little album concept together. i'm no professional, but it was fun! front cover: back cover:

Personally I think the album’s coming very soon and we’ll get some type of announcement within the next 2 weeks

A reminder she announced HBTB on a sunday and posted a HBTB still before she deactivated her social media. So what I mean with that is that we getting an announcement today, it's the only logical conclusion my last three remaining delulu driven brain cells can come up with

Earlier today, Lana Del Rey ordered a Venti Peppermint Mocha with Nonfat Milk at a Starbucks in Reno, Nevada.

my LDR9 moodboard because I was bored channeling rich glamorous beach bitch

I could literally submit scat to Deuxmoi and they would post it, like.... They're not gonna delay an album over stuff potentially leaking, more likely they'll rush the release if that were the case. Pls it's so coming out in Decemeber, her little Sagittarius baby

Speaking of the D.N.C Polaroids 👀 Here is a photo collage i made last year

It's 2023 here. I'm listening to LDR9 and it's amazing

it's gonna be a big mess here tuesday and i can't wait to see that

the dolls are getting ready for @Elle to close this thread & move to the LDR9 Pre-Release Thread this Tuesday:

I have a wild theory: I was in my daily Blue Banisters listen (cause I adore it and I'm still not over it) and every time I finish Arcadia I think about how iconic and weird is to follow up that song with The Trio Interlude... but this time I had a revelation. What if that was a sign for the things that are coming? Arcadia is the epitome of BB, a reflective piano ballad with tinges of anger and responses to criticism but The Trio is a sample from a soundtrack with added trap beats, something totally unrelated and kinda made just for fun... so I think it was her way of saying "I've talked my shit, now it's time to get wild" It then goes into BBS which also has a sample at the start and similar themes of anger and criticism but this time in a more experimental and chaotic way... just what I expect from LDR9 And yeah maybe The Trio was just a way to tie together Arcadia and BBS but that theory is not that fun so let's ignore it

I wish Lana would release something independent and edgy with a dark/haunting vibe again. I’m thinking of AKA, UV, Tulsa Jesus Freak, Heroin vibes. Also she needs to switch up her image, sis is 40 not 60 and being mature doesn’t have to equal to making boring and simple music (COCC, BB).

i've met her several times irl and most of that times i had important questions planned for her but believe me, every time you're just amazed how nice and precious she is in person and you a) forget all the things you wanted to ask her b) rather have some kind of personal and meaningful conversation with her than just bombard her for titles and dates... and i know so many other people with the same experience and sometimes it's just too quick and chaotic

Me fighting for my life to post this while out drunk at the club.. still a lil drunk.. but me & wifey got upgraded to the VIP section for free just for being hot so who’s laughing now. Currently eating microwaveable rotini pasta in the kitchen at 5am living my best life xx

The mess:

31 people in this thread for what?

i cannot believe none of the fans who have met her recently have asked anything about new music or even just asked her to describe the album… that’s literally how we got the first (fake) UV release date 😭 i mean it wasn’t a fan but it was paparazzi and they were like “lana when is ultraviolence coming out” and she was just like “may 1st” and that was the first time she ever mentioned it. like someone just ask

yeah no random twink made this at 3 am

Soon is not summer 2023 come on now,..that’s a stretch even for Lana. Her team would be failing her if they didn’t launch the album before March at the latest. Would hugely waste her current popularity on streaming platforms. Any label would be saying, ‘this album comes out now Lana and it’s time and fire your manager’….that’s what any label should be saying to ‘summer 2023’.

Lana can u pls announce something, the girls are doing voodoo again…

actually it's coming on february 30th

something I did not tell you is I’m kind of a psychic and when I close my eyes and put my forefinger on lana’s forehead on the W Mag issue I can sense that the album is coming out in February and if I press very hard I can see that it would be coming around the 27

omfg i just found some serious tea https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/2830175/1200x600/scale;

Delusion and hyping us over nothing

When this thread started with the dnc polaroid i was imagining to see a more experimental era coming out like After the rockefeller snippets , w magazine im hoping to turn into something like

Can't believe Ben and Lana are fighting via DeuxMoi submissions.

LDR9/X will have the popularity/success of BTD and the acclaim of NFR. Watch it come true.

I know y’all are sick of the witchcraft but I asked “What is the major theme of LDR9” and pulled out The Devil and The Tower This is some crazy ass energy

Should i post this on that site to stir some fake meltdown? It's fun lmaooo

It's getting more and more fake

she's having a blast visiting reno's coffee places it seems the photo is so cute

I’m not trying to be dramatic but I literally have been getting Lana ads on Facebook and instagram every 30 minutes. They’re really pushing that Lana Del Rey complete collections playlist. She’s coming for blood red vinyls this era.

NEXT WEEK IS THE WEEK, GIRLS AND GAYS.

I swear every time I look at this thread, it gets more unhinged

this is insane y'all it's sunday let's go outside

Submit it to duexmoi

If nothing happens on Tuesday then the doll club better be ready to meet Annabelle

the dolls is just team delulu revamped & i'm here for it. tuesday we RISE.

I swear if she stills sings blue jeans or national anthem on the next tour I will riot I need loving legend i need white dress and cocc i i need if you lie down with me i need California she better fucking stop with mostly btd stuff

And ads are expensive... they wouldn't be promoting her now if there wasn't anything coming

We need to keep resubmitting corrections until the whole post is a blurry mess

Not COCC and BB being described as simple when they demonstrably have some of the most melodically and structurally complex songwriting of her career lol, not everything had to have an obviously dark sound to feel dark - if anything, that’s the obvious take you don’t have to like it, just say that lol

wow... this tea is STEAMING HOT... i'm so happy you shared this tea with us

Here's a layout i made for the aesthetic i want to see Lana channelling to this new era since the soft, low-contrast, candy pastel color grading really work on her in the 2 MVs for BB era

when elon musk buys lanaboards and unbans @lustforlife

she doesn't have any arenas or large venues booked, if she's touring next year it hasn't been finalized yet or it's just a festival tour (which i doubt) (it could be smaller venues but i don't see it happening)

i fully believe BoZ bc he’s literally never been wrong (except when it comes to his taste and lana changing her mind) but these “insiders” are getting me hype the more “insiders” to spill the closer we are to the album KEEP IT CuMING