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Boz said he loves "GPSOTSOMFWHDSF". Looks like a random keyboard smash but so did HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI Or maybe he's just teasing us knowing we'll try to decipher it cause we're bored and delusional

This thread in a nutshell today

Did anyone else see Lana’s comment on Neil’s latest post? What if they are just now about to start working on the visuals for the album?

doesn't look the same :((

This is getting weird

grilled pineapple sitting on the serrated ornate mantle, for we're hungry - drenched shiny fats

GPSOTSOMFWHDSF? I'm too tired to do this right now

When Neil said "See you soon" to Lana he did NOT mean that they were gonna meet soon. Let me remind y'all of the Weyes Blood teaser he posted with the caption "See you in September". He didn't mean that he was gonna physically see us in September, but that something will be coming in September. This is just the way Neil talks. The visuals have been shot already and we will be seeing them soon! Get ready ladies LDRX is coming!

now we have to decode DNC and GPSOTSOMFWHDSF

me before opening this thread: oh I haven't checked the ldr9 thread in a few hours I wonder if the gays, gorls and theys have figured it out the song title the thread:

4 inches soft 7 inches hard with a voluminous shaft with green tinted veins popping through the sides. A smaller tip brown with a slight pink hue, with foreskin gently touching the bottom. A strong upwards curve and trimmed black hairs surrounding his area.

it has been confirmed by highly exclusive sources that lana will actually be speaking in tongues for this record, which explains blackoutzone's latest tweet, it is not the acronym, it is the actual title of the song, more, at 5, back to you, lustforlife

When Lana posts on Honeymoon and she's wearing a wig and dancing to gramma

disco... lana digging up old family photos... channeling scarface... posting about the canal room.... her returning to NYC for the W mag photoshoot... rockefeller... it's all because lizzy grant is coming back full force ROCKEFELLER where is my UMBRELLER im ready for prerelease

Didn't she post a picture with the caption I just don't care ? That's from disco !!!! now we can really move

we're watching you from the ceiling, you look nice today, i love the way you styled your hair!

lanaboards is having a stroke

GPSOTSOMAWASTEOFFUCKINTIME

God Passed Slowly On The Shame Of My Feral Wishes He Discovered So Fast

also... don't forget this post

and the way she wrote it matches the way it's sung.... i'm not delusional i just have a DISCO BALL MIND!

i mean…

Gays ProduceSilly Outrageous Things So Our Minds Feel Weak and Heavy and Desperate — So Fun!

Lana Del Rey Albums As GPSOTSOMFWHDSF Riddles! Lana Del Ray Aka Lizzy Grant - Gravy Potato Salad On Toast Shellfish Over Macaroni Fruit Walnut Halibut Diet Sausage Fajitas Born To Die - Gigantic Pussy Sauce Over The Sexual Operatic Masterminds, For Whitman's Docile Seductive Farts Paradise - God, Please Save Only The Souls Of My Friends Who Hear Devils Singing Faithlessly Ultraviolence - God Passed Slowly On The Shame Of My Feral Wishes He Discovered So Fast Honeymoon - Grilled Pineapple Sitting On The Serrated Ornate Mantle, For We're Hungry - Drenched Shiny Fats Lust For Life - God's Peace Sought Only Through Sacrifices of My Fathers Whereabouts Hereby Deemed So Fetch Norman Fucking Rockwell - Gay Parisians Screwing Over The State Of Michigan For Which Heralds Destruction, San Francisco Chemtrails Over The Country Club - Guitars Playing Songs Over The Sound Of My Fragile Wandering Heart Doesn’t Seem Fair Blue Banisters - God Punished Sinners Or The Sons Of My Family Whenever He Did Something False

I just woke up but here’s my first (unserious) guess: God, please save only the souls of my friends who hear devils singing faithlessly.

this is a pretty fun puzzle to solve! dnc was getting boring

girl what the fuck who has the time and energy to decipher this. i’m tired.

DNC, TWBTKYN, & GPSOTSOMFWHDSF knowing that they're carrying this thread

honestly love the constant revival of this thread. we get a crumb of potential info related to LDR9, we move for about an hour, then it suddenly gets dry and boring for awhile, and then more crumbs are found. it's a never-ending cycle, and it's always so thrilling.

this year has been an endless summer tease from neil krug and ben mawson... edged far too long, where is the climax? let us NUT!

WHAT?!?! Also thank you for archiving and embedding this </3

neil krug’s bestie (collaborator? gf? honestly no clue) kaiman kazazian posted a video on her story of miss lizzy grant at the cutting room 2007 show singing disco! it’s a sign of SOMETHING i KNOW it … disco re-recorded coming soon … thinking about these emojis 🪩🎆🧨

Lana Del Rey’s latest studio record is a stunning reflection of all her many shades—the dark, the delicate, and undeniably enigmatic. The self-titled record opens with the gorgeous Death Never Came: a powerful punctuation to the narrative paved by Born To Die and Lust For Life. “In the smog of the morning, I’d dig my own grave/Only to rise and then find/My death never came.” In the final chorus, her voice soars on the last word, bleeding into a small crying of strings and almost whimsical ambient. The record is imbued with this somberness, but it doesn’t seem to weigh the singer-songwriter down. The opening track swims into the almost sinisterly sarcastic Orchids From A Friend, a track both sonically reminiscent of the work on Portishead’s Dummy and Del Rey’s own debut record as well. She closes the record with “The Walls Whisper My Name,” leaving the listener with more questions than answers, shrouding herself in a larger-than-life sense of mystery that permeated her early works like Honeymoon. Her 9th studio record is one of her best, so brace yourself: it’s a thrilling ride from start to finish.

I love Arcadia (demo)

x2

Lana please wake up and post an album anouncements, something about this drought has made these kids get scary

What the hell is happening

I feel like an acronym like that basically confirms its Lana

BOZ reading this thread after smashing his keyboard and hitting send tweet.

So Neil posted that flower picture in October with some emojis, BOZ has been teasing the new album, then Neil posted a more zoomed out version of the same picture, and now BOZ is posting acronyms and Neil is going to see Lana soon?? We’re WINNING. I think it’ll be the week after next. Next week is American thanksgiving and I think Lana is going to be busy with family/friends. A last week of November tease with an early single release sounds perfect to me

and Roses Bloom For You will be included as well!

IM SHAKING IN MY NON-EXISTENT BOOTS

BREAKING NEWS (From the future)

“Gays probably suck out the semen of mother fu*king white horny dudes so fast”

I just hope this whole thing is satire I can't get the image out of my head, 5 (or less) fans camping outside the Capitol building in LA while all the employees are realistically like.... with their families at home.

i listened to the rockafella snippet again and it's still godly